Web Fed News Yearbooks - July 2003

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212733:692 - Chamberlain: HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
212733:814 - Henrietta: A day's work Chamberlain? Apparently you never had to lay the comparitive equivalent of a basketball.
212733:881 - Picillo: or been fattened up for slaughter like a pig ;)

212734:747 - Thulium: Yes, my friends, I believe that water will one day be employed as fuel, that hydrogen and oxygen which constitute it, used singly or together, will furnish an inexhaustible source of heat and light. - Jules Verne, 1874
212734:877 - Chelsia: interesting.. does that mean we'll be drinking gasoline, instead of water then?? blech... I'll pass...

212736:166 - Wolfyn: The secret is to always let the other person have your way.

212736:834 - Wolfyn: Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. -Addison Mizner. Have a wonderful World UFO Day.

212736:888 - Felina: There are four basic food groups, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. --Unknown

212738:795 - Starfyre: You know you live in government housing when you have to battle the roaches for computer time... (((dookus)))

212738:929 - Paul: They promised you the right to pursue happiness. They never promised you would actually catch it.

212739:210 - Wolfyn: Frisbeetarianism, n.: The belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

212739:575 - Wolfyn: Absurdity, n. a statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion. -Ambrose Bierce

212740:524 - Hazed: "Behind every great man, there's a woman rolling her eyes." - from the film Bruce Almighty.

212741:303 - Paul: Diet tip: Banging your head against the wall can burn up to 150 calories/hour
212741:326 - Superdave: Do you get any bonus points if you put your head through the wall?

212741:647 - Redspice: ::chuckles::...."you know its time to diet....when......"your blood type is Ragu"

212742:961 - Felina: As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind - Cleveland Amory

212744:532 - Vlad: Happy Birthday Tiki!! A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost. {{{{SisILYWENWEN}}}}

212744:532 - Creepy: We are all born naked and screaming and if you're lucky that sort of thing won't stop there --Unknown

212747:782 - Wolfyn: It's amazing how long it takes to finish something you're not working on.

212748:535 - Vlad: On my way into forced slavery, I saw a man on the side of the road carrying a sign that read: "Will Work For Fed."....and you thought you were addicted;)

212750:599 - Wilde: "Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." Will Rogers ...
212750:602 - Galinfenner: The town gossip doesn't need your parrot ;)
212750:629 - Rasal: Live in such a way as to kill the parrot with shame and you won't have to worry about it or the town gossip. :)
212750:684 - Thulium: Better yet, kill the town gossip and the parrot, then roast and eat the parrot. Arrrrrrgh... remember, never keep a pet that you won't get at least two decent meals out of. Aye!!

212751:178 - Madonnaboi: Word of advice, DON'T HAUL WITH A FIGHTING SHIP
212751:206 - Chamberlain: or... DON'T FIGHT WITH A HAULING SHIP

212753:044 - Picillo: I recently hauled some weapons to the planet Program in Sol. The Macro I wrote was aptly named "Weapons Program. " Sadam would love it! ;)

212755:580 - Tiki: Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen
212755:687 - Thulium: Sex is much like having groats. When you have a lot, you think of other things, but when you have a little, you think of nothing else. Apologies to Samuel Clemens, and tikkles to Tiki! ;)

212755:867 - Rasal: I'm not looking for Mrs. Right. I'm looking for Mrs. Right Friggen Now!

212756:533 - Buddykarl: Marriage changes passion....suddenly you're in bed with a relative

212756:535 - Vlad: "I've never killed anyone, but I've read some obituaries with great satisfaction." - Mark Twain

212756:912 - Halcyon: <insert witty and thought-provoking quote here>

212757:185 - Gangleri: Why didn't Again name her planet Ditto?
212757:287 - Picillo: Why didn't Cup name his Saucer?

212758:560 - Hazed: I've joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, but under another name.

212760:349 - Again: *This post intentionally left blank*

STORY OF THE MONTH

212753:530 - Tis: Once upon a time, there was a
212753:572 - Dooeee: Newbie
212753:597 - Greyspacewolf: Now this was not just any ordinary newbie
212753:602 - Fishsticks: But a newbie made of cheese
212753:609 - Madonnaboi: Not just any cheese tho, this was a newbie made of cottage cheese
212753:621 - Rokyu: sticks. One day
212753:626 - Haeger: the ground began to tremble and heat rose to
212753:644 - Chamberlain: unbareable levels making it quite uncomfortable.
212753:645 - Picillo: Now, we all know what happens to cottage cheese in the heat, so this newbie
212753:664 - Tiki: made the foolish mistake of tuning channel 9 and saying, "It's too hot here, what should I do?" And the POs on 9 laughed merrily and told him,
212753:702 - Halia: to fly to the Sun, which would seems cool after this heat.
212753:735 - Xiao: but to hot is to hot and now the newbie is a dripping
212753:741 - Weller: mess of cheese, oozing and becoming
212753:829 - Zyphr: today's special at the 'tina! Come for the cheese, cracker and wine happy hour and you can
212753:957 - Art: beat the heat in the company of
212753:980 - Seaurchin: a colorful little SeaUrchin in search of the most perfect shrimpy.

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Your deluded imagination tells you Paul is here.

Hyacinthe and Hyacinthe and Hyacinthe is here.

Way too drunk to be flying, Madonnaboi has just arrived.

I could have sworn that Vlad has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

CRASH OF THE MONTH

Dragonweb's ship has just crashed!
OUCH! Dragonweb has just arrived.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

-The- Pico has just appeared.
"Hello", Hazed says.
Hazed says, "I am glad you are -the- Pico, and not just -a- Pico"
Pico grins.
"That would be different.", says Pico.
"Maybe I should try that.", says Pico.
Pico ponders...
Hazed says, "It would postulate the existence of multiple Picos, of which you would only be one insignificant example."
Pico says, "Perhaps if I stood discretely in the corner as, a pico, people would give me -the coin- or hit me with -the spanner-"
Hazed says, "Or they might think you were an object and try to pick you up. Which would be one way to get a date."

ACTS OF THE MONTH

Bella has given Hazed a sloppy kiss!
Hazed wipes the slop off her mouth.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

>ex blackpawn
You see an extraordinary alien of non-average height, wearing descript clothes.

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