 ALL QUIET ON THE FED FRONT
by: Again... and Again... and Again
Well, I came back to Fed. Everyone
knew I wouldn't be gone forever - I'm an addict!
But, when I came back, I noticed 39
players online, and about 3 people doing all of the
talking on 9.
What's going on?? Has Fed died??
What can we do about this?
I say we need to socialize more.
All over the Fed site, it mentions that the social side
of Federation is a large one. We all need to learn to
work together and get along. So, take this into
consideration.
Does this sound like you? Do you
sign onto Fed, set up your macros, and then walk away
from your computer while it plays the game for you? I
don't know about you, but I play games to entertain
myself, not my computer. My computer has no feelings,
thus cannot be bored! What's the point of having an
inanimate object play a game?
Try this on for size:
Next time you sign onto Fed, stay
away from the macros for a bit. XT a hello to those that
are on, chit chat a bit, and get to know your fellow
players. We're all in the same game, so we all have
something in common. If you remember AOL Fed and the 600+
players online at once, I'm sure you'd remember the
annoying snerts, and idiots that just came on to try out
a free game.
The game isn't free anymore.
Everyone knows the stat puzzle solutions, and no one does
price checks on 5 anymore. This would definitely lead to
more silence on the channels. Every one of us on AOL Fed
at one time complained about too many players. We don't
have that problem anymore, so take advantage of it!
"Hello. My name is Again, and
I'm a Fedling!"
THE BUZZ
MysteryNewsDroid@Hotmail.com
Apollo is leading the charge
against noise in Fed. Witness the following:
Your comm unit relays a message
from Wyldcat, ":::Howls!:::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"HOWLS!"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from
Greyspacewolf, "HOWLS!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Apollo,
"Posts anti noise pollution notices all over
9."
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"HOWLS in protest!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Wyldcat,
":::sends Wolfcat out to chew up the
signs:::"
Last week brought warnings of
Spaceherpies. More news this weeks, not on the demise,
but rather the spreading. Spaceherpies has spread to the
following planets: Highland, Darkstar, Imagination,
Mojave, POBox, Primus, GravelPit and Quazar. Take extreme
precaution when handling any goods from these areas!!
This has been a heath alert!
Your comm unit relays a message
from Spaceherpies, "Mwahahaha."
Your comm unit relays a message from Zyphr,
"Umm.. Flair?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Zyphr,
"Should we be worried that Spaceherpies has WOOD
on QUAZAR??"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair,
"*DIES laughing*"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia,
"just a tiny weeny wood fac....and when I say
tiny... I mean t-i-n-y!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Zyphr,
"Aww... poor Spaceherpies!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia,
"Hazed will disown me now.. Diesel won't speak
to me... and Barb is gone or she would run me up the
flag pole."
Your comm unit relays a message from Spaceherpies,
"Diesel likes me!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia,
"my dear.. she likes anyone with big wads of
groats. Bad enough you gave me Spaceherpies.. but a
fac called infection number 8? Yikes."
The Starship Cantina was
transformed in the early morning hours this week by the
WolfPack Duke. Apparently deciding that a hot tub party
was in order, The Wolfy Duke sealed all the doors and
windows and filled the 'Tina with hot water. When asked
to comment, GSW first denied any knowledge of the deed
until he was presented with holographic evidence:
Greyspacewolf grins and welds
shut the cantina doors and windows
Wyldcat chuckles
Greyspacewolf ports in several thousand gallons of
hot water to turn the cantina into a HUGE hot tub
with float-up bar
Sistertwo watches and grins
Greyspacewolf sets up steam jets to keep everything
toasty warm
Zyphr wonders if the wolf can wolfie paddle ;)
Greyspacewolf chuckles and just lays on a table
Zyphr LOL!
Wyldcat tries to look innocent
Zyphr hands Wyld the "how to look innocent for
dummies" book ;)
You give Wyldcat a hot tickle!
Wyldcat squiggles
"yeah, he needs that.", says Sistertwo.
Greyspacewolf chuckles and turns it right-side up
When confronted with the evidence,
the Wolf yelped and put his nose in the corner of the
doghouse. No information was released on the costs of the
cleanup, but it's said that Hazed has Wolfy in hock.
JarrowShipbuilders is being
petitioned to include new amenities in their 2004
spaceships. Zshock is heading the Shipyard Improvement
Committee which has come up with some interesting ideas
for improvements.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Zshock, "I want my galley on my ship to
store food and beer."
Your comm unit relays a message from Ops,
"alrighty then! My magic engineers can fit you
up with cold beer in yer galley..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Zshock, ":)
fantastic."
Your comm unit relays a message from Ops, "...
and we're not talking a fridgey wif containers...
Pipelined draft ale directly from Microbrewery
..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Zshock,
"excellent can it be next to/replace my water
tap at the sink?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ops,
"Courtesy of MicroSunny and the fine folx from
the Connor PipelineAutoBotShipGalleyMasters!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Zshock,
"hey is that a time warner partner?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Racingnut,
"must have grittys best bitter ale..the smell
alone will knock you for a loops ;p."
Your comm unit relays a message from Ops,
"Sure... or you can have it snaked on top of the
water tap... whichebber you prefer...Aye RN! On
special this month is Fuller's ESP...."
Your comm unit relays a message from Racingnut,
"which I was surprised very much isn't bitter at
all...cept the aftertaste."
Your comm unit relays a message from Zshock, "I
want winter warmer :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ops, "A bit
murky so you can't see yer fingas on da udder side of
the imperial pint mug...And when drawn... a speck of
yeast will be in the bottom... guaranteed! So the
fresh flavor, smell and ambiance will assault
multiple senses!! This message has been brought to
you by... Better Frothy Flying! Why Fly? If you can't
Fly High!!!"
This is definitely the summer of
weddings! Another happy couple was brought to you curtsey
of the Duchess of Svaboda. Duke Ops and Duchess
Chiefsgirl started out arguing about who dumped who and
before they knew it, they were asked the fateful
question.
Zyphr asks, "Hey Ops? Yes
or No??"
Ops does a boo boo lower lip pout
"You're ready??", asks Chiefsgirl.
Chiefsgirl bounces happily around Ops
Zyphr waits for Ops answer...
Ops exclaims, "Yes!"
"Hey, CG Yes or No?", Zyphr asks.
"I'm ready!", exclaims Chiefsgirl.
Chiefsgirl exclaims, "Yes!"
Chiefsgirl knows she left a collar in her ship
Zyphr grins... "I pronounce you man and
wife...exchange rings and kiss ;)"
Ops plans consummation at Braves or Redskins game
Chiefsgirl swoons
Chiefsgirl says, "oh Ops, you do know how to
plan a romantic encounter"
Chiefsgirl blinks at Zyphr
Chiefsgirl asks, "are you licensed for
that?"
Zyphr nods, "I'm a duchesse"
Chiefsgirl says, "oh yes.. well, that would do
it"
The Multiverse was yet again
surprised about the news, but congratulations soon
overcame the shock:
Your comm unit relays a message
from Zyphr, "Brief Announcement" Congrats
to Ops and Chiefsgirl!! Fed's newest Happy Couple!!
Brought to you by Zyphr!! ~*~SVABODA~*~ Carry on
;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"Oh sure, leave for 5 minutes, miss a wedding.
;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"Congrats Ops and Cg. ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Antonia,
"Congrats, Ops, and CG."
Is the NEW Fed a Lazy Fed? Or is
everyone just recouping from vacations?
Your comm unit relays a message
from Lordtate, "any haulers out there."
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"I detect a distinct lack of haulers out
tonight."
Your comm unit relays a message from Lordtate,
"ok doesnt hurt to ask."
Your comm unit relays a message from Serial, "I
detect a lack of life in the game for about a
week."
Your comm unit relays a message from Lordtate,
"just dont feel like hauling myself
tonight."
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair,
"But, I'm back!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"geez...ya take a vacation and everyone gives ya
grief!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Wyldcat,
"plenty of life left. :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Lordtate,
"vacation??????? who had vacation???"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"::raises paw::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Lordtate,
"i only have one question. Whats a
vacation?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair,
"It's when you don't have to *shudder*
work!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"its where you go somewhere besides home and
don't go to work for a while."
Your comm unit relays a message from Lordtate,
"but there is no such thing."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wyldcat,
"what if you don't work, but stay home?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"that's just relaxing."
Your comm unit relays a message from Lordtate,
"I mean all I do is eat sleep work and fed.
There's no time for ...... what did you call it
again??? Vacation?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"lol."
~*~ Engagement
Announcement ~*~
Congratulations to
Xyli and Wyldcat who got engaged this week! Xyli was so
surprised she became speechless!! Everyone in attendance
was shocked and amazed (not at the engagement, but at the
speechless Xyli). Wedding news will be posted, so keep an
eye out for the wedding of the Galaxy.
~*~
Felina will be ecstatic, Wolfyn
indifferent, but Greyspacewolf was happy this week when
his fleas were calmed with an ancient Chinese secret.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Xiao, "hands greyspacewolf a cricket."
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"::peers curiously at the small chirping
thing::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"is this a topping?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "::::
Cricket hops on greyspacewolf's back ::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"oh! It's to sing my fleas to sleep! Thank
you!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "any
time."
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"::feels the itching cease as the fleas all fall
asleep:: Um...so how do you turn it off?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao,
"places another cricket near
Greyspacewolf."
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"well...at least they're infesting Wyldcat's
place and not mine."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "now
they be quiet."
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"why they quiet now?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "they
found each other but if flea moves they sing
again."
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"um...so what if I move?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "they
stay with you."
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"oh ok. I thought I was gonna hafta get a
cricket cage."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao,
"::::hands Greyspacewolf a bamboo cage
:::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"ooooh! thanks :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao,
"::::hands greyspacewolf a book on care and
feeding of crickets :::::"
So if you see a wolf with his
crickets, don't be alarmed, be thankful that the fleas
are sleeping and therefore will not jump from his back
onto your planet!!
There has been some lamenting that
the Multiverse was full of Zombies. Take a look around
you friends, there are people to meet, parties to have,
jello shots to squeeze, suck and swallow! It's up to you.
You can't find a party hiding in your ship galley or
tucked away on a corner of your planet. If there isn't
excitement in progress make your own!! Remember, this is
what YOU make it!!
Until next week, make DataSpace
your playground. I'm always watching!
ALL QUIET ON THE FED FRONT: THE
CAUSE
by Again, again
As if the spread of Space Herpies
wasn't enough, it seems there is a new disease infecting
Fedlings all over the universe. About 38 people in
Federation were diagnosed with this unknown illness one
night. Galactic doctors went on a rampage trying to
discover what was wrong with these people. All of the
infected people shared common symptoms, and, through
careful examination, the doctors finally came up with the
name of the disease (thanks to some help from Bella).
Sleeping Sickness.
Sleeping sickness affects 3 out of
4 Fedlings, usually between the hours of 9 pm and 10 am
Pacific Standard Time. The symptoms are few, but
important. If you notice any of the symptoms in yourself
or any of your friends, you must consult a doctor
immediately! This disease is highly contagious, and the
spread must stop before everyone catches it.
The symptoms are:
- Having your comm unit turned
to the "OFF" position
- Having your exchange cleared
out, and having more money in your treasury
without having done any work
- Lack of response to seeing
"Again has poked you with a stick!"
If you notice any of these symptoms
in your comrades, they are probably suffering from
"Sleep Sickness."
After the discovery of this
disease, some went into a state of shock, not knowing
what to do for their poor, contaminated companions. Some
people even went into denial:
Your comm unit relays a message
from Skyline, "Maybe everyone's just
speechless."
Your comm unit relays a message from Skyline,
"I've got it! Everyone is asleep because they're
sleepy!"
There is no known cure, but there
are nightly support groups for those whose friends have
come down with this terrible disease. Tune 9 during the
aforementioned hours to find out more.
THE BUZZ
MysteryNewsDroid@Hotmail.com
Under the watchful eye of Savior, a
monumental peace treaty was signed this week on Golgotha.
The representatives of the warring factions worked out
their differences and misunderstandings and came to a
monumental discovery. They were actually fighting for the
same thing. This delighted those who were assembled and a
hug fest ensued. After the signing of the treaty, they
began plotting their new target. Look out Martians,
you're in their crosshairs!
~*~ Wedding News ~*~
212742:253 - Zyphr: Out of this
tangled world two souls have come together, drawn by
mutual love and respect. May their days and years yet
unborn deepen the joy of their choice and make it
abidingly true. Congrats Wyldcat and Xyli!!
Wyldcat and Xyli decided to go
ahead and tie the knot early this week. While Xyli's
Duchess was on navigator duty, the couple invaded the
Cantina with their request.
"Xyli has to change
clothes", Zyphr says with a wink.
>ex xyli
Wearing a shirt saying "I'm not Opinionated, I'm
just ALWAYS Right" black pants and a belt that
says BITCH. But then you see something sparkle...
>ex wyldcat
Wyldcat's brown hair lays over the collar of his
crisp tailored shirt tucked into dark slacks.
Xyli shouts, "WHY?"
Sallyanne asks, "Why?"
Zyphr shouts, "I'M KIDDING!!"
Xyli snickers
Sallyanne hops into Net's lap to witness.
"Okay... Xyli asked for something a little more
than will you and yeses", Zyphr says with a
wink.
"Ah, so the "we are gathered here...and
then...Do you's??", asks Netmndr.
"so... I'll do a serious one for one of my
favorite PO's and Wyldcat", Zyphr says with a
wink.
Sallyanne winks and says, "She asked for a
quickie."
"Oooo look at me, I'm getting married!",
exclaims Xyli.
Xyli giggles like a school girl
Zyphr looks at Wyldcat and Xyli and gets serious...
Sallyanne passes out rice to throw at them when
they're married.
The public address system chimes softly and a voice
says, "Captain Ahab, meeting passenger Moby from
Antarctica, please go to Starport Information."
The tourist has just arrived.
Wyldcat takes the tourist's mallet and beats him half
to death with it!
"We live in a world of joy and fear and search
for meaning and strength in the seeming disorder. We
discover the truest guideline to our quest when we
realize love in all its magnitudes. Love is the
eternal force of life. Love is the force that allows
us to face fear and uncertainty with courage. For the
giving of yourself in love is difficult, for you must
learn to give of your love without total submission
of yourself. Therefore, in your giving, give your
joy, your sadness, your interest, your understanding,
your knowledge – all expressions that make up
life. But in this giving, remember to preserve
yourself -- your integrity, your individuality",
says Zyphr
Xyli asks, "Dude, are you making this up right
now?"
Zyphr says, "Cherish and affirm your
differences. Love each other. Keep your commitment
primary. Together you will laugh and cry, be sick and
well, be happy and angry, share and grow."
Zyphr has been working on it ;)
Xyli asks, "Or you have it written down??"
Zyphr give Xyli a hot tickle!
Xyli quiets down
"Grow, sometimes together, sometimes separately.
But never remain stagnant. Love and life are always
changing, always new.", Zyphr says.
Sallyanne whispers, "She's good."
"Always, always value each other. Although you
will disagree, remember to respect each other's
feelings, needs and wants.", you say.
Wyldcat smiles
"And above all, never, never lose your sense of
humor.", Zyphr smiles.
Xyli says, "OH my god!! I'm not logging my own
wedding", says Xyli.
Zyphr will send you a copy ;)
"Ack! Me either!", exclaims Sallyanne.
"Can we have a do-over?", asks Xyli.
"yes you can", Zyphr says with a wink.
"would you like me to start over??"
Xyli says, "Yes, if Wyld doesn't mind"
Sallyanne giggles.
Zyphr asks, "Wyld? See! I try and be serious and
look what happens!!"
Xyli and Wyld turned on their logs
and Xyli even changed clothes and made a formal entrance.
Goin 2 da 'tina n I gona get
marryd Xyli has just arrived.
>ex xyli
Xyli is wearing a wedding gown made of silk, with
tiny pearls sewn over it. Her veil is made of
delicate lace.
So, after a few false starts, the
wedding commenced in formal ceremony by Zyphr, which
surprised many as her normal weddings are considered
short and quick. So then, Congrats Xyli and Wyld. May
your fed life together be as much fun and as eventful as
your wedding!!
Spaceherpies continued to spread
further this week. Total infection is up to 12 planets.
It was hoped that the Holy Hazed Pizza would rid the
multiverse of the disease but, alas, it seems to have
merely slowed the infections somewhat. Some of the
spreading is blamed on the "borrowing" of
workthingies in the duchy of Poem. It seems that infected
workthingies are not properly inoculated and when
borrowed by other Planet Owners, infect the workthingies
of the host planet. Duke Insomnius was quarantined, um,
unavailable for comment. Federation Health Officials are
working diligently towards a cure. In the meantime,
utilize every precaution available to keep yourself, your
planet and your workthingies disease free.
Until next week, make DataSpace
your playground. I'm always watching!
THE BUZZ
MysteryNewsDroid@Hotmail.com
The Multiverse let out a collective
sigh of relief when Spaceherpies was finally vanquished.
Amazingly enough, Madonnaboi was involved as was
Cureforherpies. Here are the transcripts that were sent
in to chronicle the happy day.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Cureforherpies, "hello. :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair,
"Good grief."
Your comm unit relays a message from Spaceherpies,
"EEK!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sistertwo,
"Thank god , we got a cure!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Spaceherpies,
":::hides::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"there is no cure for herpies."
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"it's a virus."
Your comm unit relays a message from Cureforherpies,
"sure there is. :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sistertwo,
"Oh , just go with it, MB. ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"::grins::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Cureforherpies,
"::::visciously attacks the little germ:::
::::clenses Karate::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sistertwo,
"Die, Spaceherpies, die :giggles:"
Your comm unit relays a message from Cureforherpies,
"where else has the infection spread?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Spaceherpies,
":::whimpers::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Cureforherpies,
"::::starts to search the universe::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Cureforherpies,
"AHA!!! :::gets to work on coralreef::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Spaceherpies,
"NOOOOO!! Someone help me."
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"::throws ajax at spaceherpies:: Oh wait, this
is the kinda schnickle that ajax won't even
remove."
Your comm unit relays a message from Cureforherpies,
"::::systematically eliminated the
infection::::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"With a sudden resolve Spaceherpies pulls out an
old Arix army knife and with a sudden slash cuts open
his wrists. You watch with morbid fascination as the
blood drains out of his body... A medical droid -
complete with flashing lights and wailing."
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"ooohhh, pretty."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from
Spaceherpies, "i'm gonna pet the
turtle...uninsured"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Imagist,
"Turtle Turtle Turtle!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from
Greyspacewolf, "LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from
Madonnaboi, "pet the turtle ::grins::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from
Greyspacewolf, "ok then...TURTLE!!! TURTLE!!
TURTLE!!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from
Madonnaboi, "Wait! Now it'll have herpies
too"
"pet turtle?", asks Spaceherpies.
"Get turtle", says Madonnaboi. "It's
an object"
An undertaker appears with a shimmer of teleportation
effect and solemnly mumbles a few platitudes. He
scoops up the mortal remains of Spaceherpies and
vanishes.
SPYNET REPORT: Merchant Spaceherpies has left
Federation DataSpace.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from
Greyspacewolf, "HOWLS!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Cureforherpies,
"my work here is done!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from
Greyspacewolf, "better get that turtle checked
out"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"thank you cure!"
Your comm. unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"he gave my turtle herpies ::cries::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"you have saved us all from a disease worse that
death!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"LOL."
Confusion found its way to the
duchy of Poem this week.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Insomnius, "Xiao, can you be on a team for
Poem in Duchy Feud? 10pm eastern?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao,
"tonight?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Insomnius,
"::nods:: Yes."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "ok,
but I don't know anything."
Your comm unit relays a message from Insomnius,
"that's ok, you can guess."
Your comm unit relays a message from Pouncer,
"Me either ;) no worries!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"::laughs;:"
Your comm unit relays a message from Insomnius,
"Now we need to recruit Buny and we're in."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "less
I know safer everyone else is."
Your comm unit relays a message from Insomnius,
"Pouncer, Xiao, Bunytales, and Madonnaboi
:)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao,
"where do I have to be at 10."
Your comm unit relays a message from Insomnius,
"Tune to channel 10 :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "oh
thats good I can't get lost then."
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"::laughs::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Insomnius,
"hee hee, well it will be held on a planet. On
Hatfield."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "oh
ok I need to find my way out of my ship before 10
then."
Your comm unit relays a message from Insomnius,
"::Smirk:: You did not get lost in your
ship!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xiao, "a
couple of times."
No word yet on how Insomnius' team
faired in the Duchy Feud competition this week, but if
nothing else, it had to be entertaining!!
Secrets were revealed this week.
Not only has Galinfenner claimed he was a person, he
revealed his secret crush, or accused another of having a
crush on him.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Galinfenner, "I'm a person."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xyli,
"Nope."
Your comm unit relays a message from Galinfenner,
"Come touch me if you don't believe it."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xyli,
"Ewwww imagine the diseases!"
MND NOTE: Xyli
must have read in The BUZZ how Galinfenner had been
helping spread Spaceherpies.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Galinfenner, "Xyli wants me. That's why she
acts like this."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xyli,
"::snorts::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Galinfenner,
"::Grins::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xyli, "Good
lord that's funny."
Until next week, make DataSpace
your playground. I'm always watching!
THE BUZZ
MysteryNewsDroid@Hotmail.com
Last week The Chronicle reported
news of a chocolate mousetrap which was invented to catch
pesky rodents. After reading the article, Rasal decided
to put a devious plan into action. He rearranged Galilee
to catch the chocolate sneaking hostess offering his
famous Galilean Chocolate up for grabs. Unfortunately for
him, Felina not only managed to port out ALL of his
chocolate supply without being caught, she ported him
into his own trap! Visit Galilee this week to see if you
can find the good squire. He'll appreciate you looking
AND giving him lots of TTTT points!
WoLfPaCk'S dUkE, Greyspacewolf
has just arrived.
Greyspacewolf HOWLS!
Your comm unit relays a message from Greyspacewolf,
"HOWLS!!!"
WoLfPaCk'S dUkE, Greyspacewolf has just vanished.
There have been many complaints of
teleport-by-howling in Fed this week. It seems that the
penguins have all but disappeared of late (your Buzzer
denies any knowledge of the timing of the demise of the
penguins after being abducted last month) and are
replaced by wolves. Every since the WoLfPaCk DuKe took
his merry pack to Horsell, they seem to be reproducing
like rabbits! Be on the lookout for Silverwolf and
Airwolf, the newest members to the WoLfPaCk.
Nexte tried to relieve some of his
voyeuristic tendencies this week and got more than he
bargained for:
Your comm unit relays a message
from Nexte, "who is spying somethin good. You
have Choctaw under surveillance. = lame."
Your comm unit relays a message from Nexte,
">spy felina You are unable to pierce that
person's screens."
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
">spy nexte You don't have the equipment to
spy on others!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Nexte,
">spy madonnaboi Madonnaboi now under
surveillance."
Your comm unit relays a message from Nexte,
"ahh!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Nexte,
"it's not nice to moon the people who spy."
Your comm unit relays a message from Madonnaboi,
"::cackles maniacally."
Until next week, make DataSpace
your playground. I'm always watching!
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