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Earthdate January 2003


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What was in January 2003's Fed Funnies:

POSTS OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
ACTS OF THE MONTH
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212545:772 - Tis: I am NOT a season. I am a year-round duchesse!

212549:266 - Wolfyn: Complain to one who can help you. -Yugoslav Proverb
212549:325 - Ruy: Complain for the fun of it. - Ruy Proverb

212548:550 - Embrionic: The
212548:550 - Crochunta: Lazy
212548:550 - Darkensi: Dog
212548:550 - Seishin: Sleeps
212548:587 - Ron: Quietly
212548:601 - Neka: while
212548:607 - Tesmur: ... YOU all come to REPLICATE to buy out the exchange at dirt cheap prices
212548:608 - Pepper: Until
212548:623 - Art: Everything
212548:639 - Mouse: Replicated
212548:653 - Wrkincaid: Happy Holidays everyone!! {{Wings}} {{{MyAngel}}}
212548:722 - Cen: Oh, way to ruin a running post with mushy holiday stuff.
212548:740 - Fatherchristmas: Tired of the mushy Christmas stuff? Want to strike back because you didn't get that Inflatable Barbie Doll you wanted? Then grab a fighting ship tonight and come KILL SANTA! Tune 10 at 8pm eastern! Ho ho!

212551:144 - Rasal: Never run from anything immortal. It only attracts their attention.
212551:152 - Ruy: Never run from anything immoral. You won't have any fun.
212551:170 - Xao: Never run from anything immobile. It just makes people point and laugh.
212551:225 - Esperanza: Never run from anything impossible or you will surely miss the dance.

212552:265 - Macnbc: I have formed a treaty of alliance with myself. Thank you.

212559:241 - Tesmur: Life is Precious.
212559:339 - Emcee: Rife is Precocious
212559:408 - Kewlness: Wife is Previous.

212559:832 - Wolfyn: Experience is not what happens to you, it is what you do with what happens to you.

212561:184 - Wolfyn: Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are unimportant.

212565:192 - Wolfyn: Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.
212565:214 - Insomnius: When looking for what is right be sure not to take too many left turns.
212565:296 - Maatsa: Two wrongs do not make a right, though two Wrights made an airplane.

212565:805 - Rick: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines!

212566:183 - Wolfyn: Be careful of reading health books, you might die of a misprint.

212566:865 - Priscilla: "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We assimilated Pooh."

212567:218 - Ruy: Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the most
212567:268 - Ayanna: But for the right price, I can give you a piece of mine if you want it Ruy. ;)

212568:126 - Ruy: Of all the things I've ever lost I miss my mind the least

212568:759 - Jerden: Does anyone think it's a bit overdoing it to welcome your own alt into your duchy?
212568:770 - Thulium: But not nearly as exciting as Fed Marrying your Alt :)
212568:800 - Esperanza: I would never date, let alone marry, my alt. She's a twit.

212570:569 - Wolfyn: Enjoy National Handwriting Analysis Week!
212570:594 - Flair: I wonder what my handwriting analysis would be if it's all Times New Roman with a font size of 10?

212572:229 - Kariscats: You can't have everything you want.... Where would you put it?!
212572:260 - Flair: I'd put it in what I want. An entire continent ;)

212572:286 - Paul: The 3 rules of life: 1. You can't win 2. You can't break even 3. You can't quit the game
212572:307 - Gangleri: I thought there was only 2 rules to life: 1. You're gonna die. 2. You hafta pay taxes.

212573:502 - Jonathan: War does not determine who is right, only who is left. -Bertrand Russell.

212575:759 - Cruise: You know its bad when you accidently type act nods in an instant message.

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Dreams last for so long, even after Violator is here.

Studying for the Turing test, Nightdroid is here.

Either its just your imagination or Superdave is here.

Putting more Joyeux in your Noel, Frenchie has just arrived.

Sanitized for your protection Moonus has just vanished.

Currently Running Personality #4 - Jerden has just arrived.

You'll never guess just What has just arrived.

Done a bit over medium well, Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

You exclaim, "Ho Ho Ho!"
"HO? where?", asks Doctorperl.
Doctorperl looks around
"Now, now ... I'm Fatherchristmas, not a pimp.", you say with a wink.

On her planet decorating contest:
Hazed asks, "Why don't you two go put up a tree or something?"
Priscilla smiles, "I haven't the balls to do that, hazed."

Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "Ugh I hate the puzzles."
Your comm unit relays a message from Jazir, "Stat puz time? :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "Yes and I hate it. Haven't done them in YEARS."
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "I remember nothing about it."
Your comm unit relays a message from Racingnut, "do the voucher first."
Your comm unit relays a message from Jazir, "Been awhile myself since I ran an alt up to PO."
Your comm unit relays a message from Flair, "I did and I think I got screwed."
Your comm unit relays a message from Jazir, "Well, that would be the point of that particular puz ;)"

ACTS OF THE MONTH

Jerden buys a donut, lights it, and holds it over his head like a halo.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

>ex cen
An average height man clothed in a brown cloak and hood. He hands you a card reading: Prophet "My business is Your Salvation."

>ex Westchester
Due to lack of creativity, today's description has been canceled

MATCHING CLOTHES AND MOOD OF THE MONTH

Standing on the tangent of reality, Priscilla is here.

>ex priscilla
Priscilla (in a fabulous frock of course!) is teetering on the edge of reality, careful to only touch it in one place!


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