 TOP TEN WAYS FOR BARONS TO WAIT FOR THE
DUKE PUZZLE
Yes, it's me, Tickenest, back from
another long hiatus from Top Ten List writing. It's just
that I've been bogged down lately with classes and soon
exams, since it's the end of the term here at school.
Anyway, after so long, I've finally done it. That's
right, I've beaten Fed. Well, ok, you can't beat
Fed, but I've come about as close as a Fedder can at this
point. I've got all of my Baron builds done, and, like
about 40,000 other Barons, I'm waiting for the Duke
Puzzle to return. Anyway, my recent lull in activity has
given me some time to reflect on Fed as a whole, where
I've been in the game, what I've done, and where I'm
going. Ok, fine, I haven't really done all that. Let's
just get to this week's Top Ten List:
| 10. |
TB
Hazed: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? |
| 9. |
Get
off your lazy arses and do some health builds. |
| 8. |
Figure
out how to get my "A" key to stop
sticking. (Really, I mean it. It's really quite
annoying, you know.) |
| 7. |
Has
anyone blown up the Ruins lately? |
| 6. |
TB
Cryptosporidium: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? |
| 5. |
Am
I the only person sick of seeing Leisure planets
that are still water-minis? |
| 4. |
Start
your very own illegal LanzariK trafficking
network. |
| 3. |
Write
a Top Ten List that's better than this one
(shouldn't present much of a challenge, really). |
| 2. |
TB
Bella: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? |
| 1. |
To
hell with the Duke Puzzle! We want Java Fed, and
we want it now! |
THE
DEMI-GODDESS PROMISES...
The following conversation was
caught on tape earlier this week:
Magesmiley thumbs through the
news, looks up and asks, "I have to ask, how
close is 'we're nearly there'?
"I am not at liberty to
say.", Hazed says.
Hazed goes all close-mouthed on
you.
Magesmiley nods
"If I tell you what I
think is going to happen it is sure to put a jinx on
it and make a last-minute problem pop up.",
Hazed says.
Magesmiley asks, "Bella
will get you if you say, huh?"
Hazed says, "No, not
Bella, the perversity of the universe"
"Was more after a real
vague answer", says Magesmiley.
"Ok, how about
this...", Hazed says.
Hazed exclaims,
"Soon!"
Hazed asks, "Is that vague
enough for you?"
Magesmiley says, "Xmas,
Valentine's Day, Easter, Thanksgiving...."
Hazed says, "If it's not
in before Xmas, I will eat my shorts."
Magesmiley chuckles
Hazed says, "If it's not
in before Easter, I will eat YOUR shorts."
Magesmiley is going to quote
you on that
Magesmiley says,
"mmmmm"
Hazed gulps.
Magesmiley says, "hmmmm I
wonder if Uni will print that...."
Magesmiley grins
Hazed guffaws.
Hazed says, "I am sure she
will. However, I wield the final editorial blue
pencil, so you should really wonder if I will let it
remain"
Hazed smiles.
[Looks like she did!]
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Kingnib, "1 gig reward to killer of big
obnoxious purple dinosaur who's singing sounds like dead
cats".
Your comm unit relays a message from Bartholomew,
"Can't I just kill him for the hell of it?".
"you know, Diesel didnt give
me back my clothes.", says Grogster.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Mitch, "I'm pretty sure "harboring
idiots" is not a chargeable offense...otherwise
Earth would've been destroyed long ago :)".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Mitch, "<huddles in fear at the thought of
hordes of pissed off clowns ready for battle. The ground
thundering as hundreds of bright red size 23 shoes march
in step>".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Plaired, "what do agri planets need to stay
alive?".
Your comm unit relays a message from Good,
"Luck.".
"anti, tools or
electros?", you ask.
"or most leisure...", you say.
"none thanks...I'm still full from a late dinner
;p", says Troublemaker.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Hatch, "I think I just Sparred a Hawk!!".
Your comm unit relays a message from Hatch, "It's
stuck on my front grill of my ship".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Sinnfein, "ok Federation is officially underway
now that I have arrived:)".
Your comm unit relays a message from Sinnfein,
"continue on about your business"
Your comm unit relays a message from Twokool, "doh
you messed me up sinn i had the duke puzz fixed until you
broke the silence".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Sparhawk, "*sighs 'cause he can never manage to
make people happy all the time* :)".
Your comm unit relays a message from Parrfish,
"well, if you want, I can beam you a fork, and you
can poke yourself for the amusement of all of us with
spybeams".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Gerhilda, "Father Christmas, if I sit on your
lap and if I'm a *really* good girl, will you stuff my
stocking? :)".
Your comm unit relays a message from Gerhilda, "I'll
jingle your bells!".
Your comm unit relays a message from Gerhilda,
":::batting eyelashes:::".
Your comm unit relays a message from Tschu,
"hey...be nice ;p".
Your comm unit relays a message from Crystallynn, "i
bet that was nice ;)".
Your comm unit relays a message from Ifthen, "sounds
nice to me <g>".
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
Hermetically Sealed in Mayonaisse,
Pan has just arrived.
A spoon, Saucer, and a Cup is here.
Whatever it was blame it on Galin,
Scaramouche is here.
Hey! That your ship on the LP?
Repoman has just arrived.
Looking for Monica... Clinton has
just appeared.
Clinton says, "Hmmm.. don't see her. Later"
Looking for Monica... Clinton has just disappeared.
Ooops Degenerate has just
disappeared.
CLOTHES
OF THE MONTH
>ex poco
One Scotch, One Bourbon, One Weasel...
>ex Jemia
You see a small red dragon with
blinking lights, garland, bright bells tinkling sweetly,
and a sign on her tail reading "Merry
christmas"
MOOD
AND CLOTHES OF THE MONTH
Me wantem woman! Tschu is here.
Tschu is wearing a bearskin with
one strap going over his shoulder. He holds a club and
scratches his nappy hair. OOGAH BOOGAH!
ACT OF
THE MONTH
Xaviera may have to strip or
something
Olias has no problem with that.
POSTS
OF THE MONTH
211073:313 - Jsturg: Is this the
Fed Personals? Hello? Am I being recorded?? Well, uh, I'm
a male Squire, looking for that special someone to knock
my planet offline. :)
211073:208 - Twokool: Are you an
active planet owner looking for a duchy to call home? Are
you a duke or duchess looking for active po's? well look
no further come to the TK Realtor at large to find what
you are looking for. Contact me by mail or tb
Twok00l@sprynet.com!
211073:230 - Montag: Are you an active worrywort who is
looking for worries? Are you worrisome looking for
someone to worry about you? Well look no further, come to
Worried Introductions by Montag. :^
211075:093 - Schroeder: Rudolphs
red nose is in no way alcohol related ;~
211075:102 - Singapore: Now
available from the King's Bay furniture outlet! The
Wiggle-matic sofa and loveseat! Pop in a quarter groat,
and watch as the furniture causes the occupants to wiggle
and shimmy to your heart's content! Amaze friends,
astound lovers!
FLIRT
OF THE MONTH
Snuggs flirts with FatherChristmas
on the way out...
Snuggs has entered her spaceship.
QUARREL
OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Zeusgod, ":::Tosses a bolt to the sea:::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Poseidon,
"::throws an eel at the clouds::"
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