WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate August 1998 |
FED FUNNIES |
What was in August 1998's Fed Funnies:
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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured Duchess happened upon a frog in a pond, while she was walking on Trout. The frog said to the Duchess, 'I was once a handsome Duke until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a Duke and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so'. That night, while the Duchess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, 'I don't think so.' When a hauling a ship full of
mazers Your comm unit relays a message
from Lucas, "You know what's worse? the placement of
the Meteoric Yungian Automatic Sigma Shield
(MYASS)". Your comm unit relays a message
from Cymbelyne, "We got roaches, Anz." Your comm unit relays a message
from Adamseagle, "So Susan...what ya doing?;)".
"Kai... I have a serious
question... can I ask it?", Andy asks. Your comm unit relays a message
from Pianoman, "come to grand to support a
half-drunk Baron". "Just wait. Fed'll probably crash in the next few minutes, I signed on.", says Danny. "I will not let my dress size
determine my self-worth...", says Bartholomew. Danny says, "Oh, GM hunting. As good a time as drowning in a septic tank..." Antonia asks, "anything going
on tonight?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Evilzoot, "The quest for the Holy Grail is open
on AAARGH if anyone cares." >xt rumor has it that the
unicorn used in that experiment now wears a croc tooth
necklace and crocskin boots Your comm unit relays a message
from Mysterion, "Is it true that you Dikes and
Duchesses have a pact never to appear at the same
time?". Your comm unit relays a message
from Bigsexy, "You know its funny how you forget
that you ride in a harrier..". Your comm unit relays a message from Sanstrom, "Is there a help file for the "Snark Puzzle"?". Your comm unit relays a message from Dalman, "I have a clue. I just have no idea what to do with it.". Your comm unit relays a message from Offwhitebeard, "Arrr, twas 2 leagues under I was, when Davey Jones came to me and I said: Listen Davy, youre gonna take this earrin and wear it. Its a clip on and it looks nice on ya, goes nice with your hat. And thats when I RAMMED A marlin up his nose". Your comm unit relays a message
from Kurn, "your so stupid ya got stabbed in a
shootout..". Your comm unit relays a message
from Countc, "trying to figure out how to make my ex
work better:)". Wavin a feeler at ya, Cockroach has just arrived. Sick of repairing his facilities Magesmiley is here. Horsell, Dogsell, Pigsell, Warnrg is here. Duke Puzzle AND Bust!! Even Provostfunk is here. FORGET HUGGING: STRANGLING a TREE, Bandle has just moved west. hanging on for dear life Tschu is here. Monty's entrails on his boots, Goldenratt has just moved northeast. A faint memory from the past Pajamian is here. here is a funny mood: Please dont drink a Bloodymary is here Longing to use DIGEST again Pajamian has just gone north. examine wolfyn Lagkiller has bought you a fluffy Foam lagless drink that burns on its way down, but makes you feel better!! |