THE
OFFICIAL TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHILE IN TEMPORARY
FED We
asked for suggestions in the AOL Fed message
board of things to do while in temporary Fed. The
demi-Goddess Hazed whittled the suggestions down
from the large number submitted to just ten,
making this the definite list of things to do.
Thanks to everyone who posted suggestions.
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10.
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See
how high you can get your insurance premium up to
- Donovan575 |
9.
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Accept
a job, and see how late you can make the delivery
- Tickenest |
8.
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See
how many alts you can get following the same
person - DavidY4723 |
7.
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Make
a cute 'Lagmonster' alt and take the blame for
all of Fed's problems since December '96 - Tickenest |
6.
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Spend
a whole day charting the market price
fluctuations of univators - Lazarus242 |
5.
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Set
up several alts with variants of your name. Set
triggers so they all imitate you. Then tell
people you died and had a cloning accident - Lazarus242 |
4.
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Try
to see how many different ways you can kill
yourself - Guod23 |
3.
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Play
Hide-and-Seek by yourself - DeoVindice |
2.
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Sit
in the Venus shuttle and see how fast you can get
the stations to fly by while waiting - Grendul |
1.
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Horde every
single object in Sol, then build the world's
biggest pile of junk with it - Tickenest |
TOP TEN
SIGNS YOU'RE A LOUSY FIGHTER
by Tickenest
Well, after a long hiatus, I've
taken up the pencil again. Thanks to the begging
and pleading of all my adoring fans (all 2 of them) I'm
back and better than ever! (Note: When
something is back and better than ever, it's really just
the same as it was before.) Besides, I want all the
coverage in the news I can get. ;) So, without
further ado, here they are:
10.
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You keep
trying to FIRE PHOTON TORPEDOES |
9.
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Goodbye TLs,
hello snert-launchers! |
8.
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Instead of
target practice, you take 'Begging for Mercy'
practice |
7.
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For some
reason, you can't help but call it the Cup of
Fearfulness |
6.
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You rely upon
nothing but your psychic powers |
5.
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You think a
level 1 computer is best because it never needs
repairs |
4.
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No matter how
many times you try, the Bloodlust spell just
won't work |
3.
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You don't
worry about bounties, just experience points |
2.
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You actually
fear the Captains with their mag-guns and 10 hull |
1.
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Your battle cry: 'Can't we
all just get along?' |
TOP TEN
THINGS OVERHEARD ON THE SOL COMMS
by Tickenest
10.
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'The Sol
Comms are only for telling people not to use the
Sol Comms.' |
9.
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'i am a 20 tn
hulr i ned wrk bnus mst tb me' |
8.
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'Hey, who put
this 'Punt Me' sign on my back?' |
7.
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'How much
longer until the next crash?' |
6.
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'Free 50 meg
lotto! 70 meg entry fee!' |
5.
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'off' (For
the last time, it's COMMS OFF, people!) |
4.
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'All beggars
report to StarBase1 LP.' |
3.
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'Psst.
Have you heard? There are like a thousand
planets in Sol these days.' |
2.
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'Is it true
that Fed's moving to the Web?' |
1.
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Blessed silence, because
everyone was locked for using the Sol Comms. |
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH
xt Ahhh fed, I knew you well, I
played 1000 games or more, and now that you go to the web
I think 'Better to have played Fed and lost, then not to
have played Fed and lost more.'
Your comm unit relays a message
from JediMereel, "anyone know any duchies in
assyria?".
tb IceDrake My stats are really
low!!! :( I was wondering if I could eat one of sols
planets? Maybe mars? Or Titan . . . Please!
Your comm unit relays a message
from Hazed, "Eeeeuuuuwww. You are not chaining me
next to that slimy blob, not even in a story.".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Voice, "IF you enter a dark room and you dont
have a lamp, Does FED know if the GM is there?".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Chickmagnet, "are you just an omnicient and
omnipotent being?".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Icedrake, "Well, yes.".
MOOD OF
THE MONTH
Fed's over-used CrashDroid has just
arrived.
BAR
POSTS OF THE MONTH
210652:284 - Caknutsen: 500meg
reward to the person that finds my wife. I miss her
terribly. Her old fed name was CecilyCK and that is
all i have to go on. Please help!
210652:339 - Morpheus: 500 megs? Im your Wife, Im
your Wife! 8)
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