POSTS OF THE MONTH
213007:645 - Nuhira: tra-la-la tri-la-li-li da-de I wake up in the morn to the mockingbird's song
213007:690 - Hazed: Then I shoot that bird and crawl back under the duvet again.
213007:709 - Snow: And the ghost of that bird haunts your dreams
213007:777 - Gigawatts: Attention: Planning on playing Feddergories this Friday? We've moved the time to Thursday at 10est! Tie that piece of string around your finger now! :)
213007:794 - Devor: is our finger being bright purple supposed to remind us to play on thursday?
213011:113 - Wolfyn: Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Stardate: 108061:2582 - Xxxslaught: Last!
Stardate: 108061:9557 - Paladin: Then, what am I? Last? or first?
Stardate: 108062:4378 - Flair: You're in the middle.
Stardate: 108063:8097 - Cillasi: so are you, Flair
Stardate: 108097:6072 - Freya: Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system." -- P.J. O'Rourke
213012:639 - Wolfyn: We have only two things to worry about - either that things will never get back to normal, or that they already have.
213014:549 - Tis: The computer revolution is over. They won.
213015:112 - Vlad: but of course Tis....how many people do you think would actually play fed using tin cans and string?....;)
213014:607 - Auditor: "When I was a child, we had a quick-sand box in the backyard. I was an only child... eventually."
213014:732 - Xorith: When I was a child... oh who am I kidding? I'm still a child. Aren't all men just big children? Rather the sandbox, now it's the cable box on Sunday.
213014:995 - Art: We secretly replaced the dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals... Let's see what happens!
213015:028 - Natbridger: I think the warp reactor might have to pull over for a pit stop about 45 minutes later if you did that.
213015:630 - Art: We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
213016:138 - Paul: alright, very funny...now who programmed my teleporter so it won't teleport my clothes with me?
213016:576 - Tis: If I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails.
213016:821 - Wolfyn: How deep is the Crack of Dawn?
213016:836 - Ron: not as deep as the crack of doom :)
213017:093 - Natbridger: Crackpots.
Stardate: 108126:7580 - Vasha: I am starting to feel bloated from all of this eating and drinking we are doing.....but where does it go? Maybe there should be a command that makes us have to rush to find a bathroom!
Stardate: 108129:0846 - Paladin: There is only one bathroom in Sol for men and one for women. What about neuters? What about all the other races? I protest!
Stardate: 108129:1080 - Marina: Better map again, Paly! I just saw a long line of neuters waiting in line at their own bathroom. Gave me flashbacks to the Cantina scene from Star Wars! *shudder*
Stardate: 108144:0575 - Vlad: is there a third end i can burn this candle at?
Stardate: 108146:9656 - Ahal: I am so busy, I have to construct my candle in Hilbert space.
Stardate: 108109:5981 - Freya: Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time
213023:775 - Art: If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
213024:620 - Tis: People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.
213024:621 - Art: It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it...
213025:543 - Art: A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
213025:543 - Auditor: If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail?
213025:543 - Tis: Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Stardate: 108162:0232 - Freya: I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin
Stardate: 108191:4864 - Sissy: is there something wrong with the board? there's nothing up there!
Stardate: 108193:5035 - Hazed: There is now!
213029:935 - Auditor: I'm so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
213031:675 - Rasal: Just think, if you had posted by now then you would have been first. Try again tomorrow.
Stardate: 108232:1706 - Freya: Don't be so humble - you are not that great. --Golda Meir
Stardate: 108239:1575 - Fishsticks: Cheese
Stardate: 108239:9293 - Marina: with crackers
Stardate: 108241:9708 - Art: But absolutely no whine.
Stardate: 108242:1667 - Phroghoe: No whine?! Impossible. The name's changed, but it's the same old gas.
Stardate: 108242:2732 - Paul: Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' -Charlie Brown, Peanuts
Stardate: 108257:2947 - Vlad: He ain't heavy.....he's my ego.....
Stardate: 108258:8188 - Paladin: Scientists in Japan have combined two female mice eggs to make another female
Stardate: 108258:8228 - Paladin: I am not worried though, women will still need men. Else what would they have to complain about?
Stardate: 108272:7280 - Vlad: Another day, another step closer to insanity
Stardate: 108273:7756 - Marina: If we weren't all crazy, we *would* go insane!
Stardate: 108273:8427 - Vlad: he ran screaming, eyes ablaze like smouldering hot coals, into the night air, uttering "BUELLA!" In an instant he was gone, disappearing into the shadows like the robots of mercury...
Stardate: 108274:5231 - Marina: Ok, acknowledged. *sets Vlad up with his basket weaving supplies*
MOODS OF THE MONTH
For whom the Tannoy tolls, Jazir is here.
Used Harrier salesman Jazir has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Ronin is the originator of anything and everything
Elijah says, "I follow and generally improve on the original."
Elijah says, "It's because I'm so busy perfecting everything else, I don't have time to create something of my own."
Ronin says, "I'm the originator of improvements too"
Elijah exclaims, "But boy did I improve improvements!"
Elijah drawls, "What a mess those things were..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chewbacon, "ATTENTION FED: I realize I forgot to list demands. They are simple. I want a mood command and a ship. I don't care what it looks like except for I want it bigger, faster, stronger, and packing bigger guns than everyone else."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "We can work something out if you give us say...6-8 hours. It takes time to get a ship like built and brought here."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chewbacon, "You have 2."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chewbacon, "Other wise, I'll eat the cards. They are tasty."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "We could compromise with 9 hours."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chewbacon, "It's not negotiable."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "So go ahead. Eat the cards. They'll give you indigestion anyway."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "had the cards long before you did, and could make twice as many as you have, if he felt like it ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chewbacon, "w00kies don't get indigestion!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "eh...they're made out of laminated hydrochloric acid."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chewbacon, "I'll chase it down with some milk."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "Ok."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "com eat the cards "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "so what's your next trick? "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Flair, "I can juggle."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "com eat the cards "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "What she said. I've already made my final offer, and once you eat the cards, NO SHIP FOR YOU!"
PRAYER OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 108151:6605 - Vlad: Ming give me strength to tolerate the computer users who will piss me off today, for I have no control over the little man who lives inside of their heads who fell asleep and let the light from that one single candle go out....
DEMONSTRATION OF THE MONTH
Elijah winks, "Oh! Bella, we need a point command. ;)"
Bella points at Elijah
Bella smiles, "your wish is my command :)"
Elijah says, "You see - we get plagued with F1 players asking us to GUIDE them to AC offices or some other odd place. Marina and I want to be able to "point south-west""
Bella points south-west
Elijah winks, "Okay, I guess that is what the act command is for... but some qualifers for it would be nice. ;)"
Bella points south-west with a gracious guesture
Bella smirks
Ronin laughs!
Xxxslaught gags
Bella points south-west with a laser pointer. A hole appears in the wall. She says 'Oops!', and turns down the intensity.
STORY OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 108101:9490 - Freya: Tales of Old Dataspace: Great Grand Uncle Peepen' Tom Jackson and cousin Betty's Great Grandmaw's sister were the first humans to step foot on Doris cuz the spaceship toilet was broke and they just couldn't hold it in another parsec.
Stardate: 108101:9522 - Freya: And that's how it all started. Cousin Betty's Great Grandmaw's sister, Aunt Loretta was just trying to balance herself over the edge of a crevasse to take care of that little private matter...
Stardate: 108101:9608 - Freya: When, gazing at the open spaceship hatch, she spied the teeniest, tiniest flash of red slithering down the side of the ship.
Stardate: 108101:9628 - Freya: Before she could shriek a warning, little Lenny, the ship's tiny red backed salamander mascot had reached the rock surface.
Stardate: 108101:9682 - Freya: Lenny, one of the Earth species of lungless salamanders was happy as a clam at the Cracow Zoo and took off never to be seen again. And that's what lead to the Titan Mad Worm Wars...
Stardate: 108103:9854 - Gwarrior: How did the worm get from Doris to Titan?
Stardate: 108105:7527 - Cillasi: Through a WORMhole, silly!
THREAT OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Having fun?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garrick, "very much so, thanks :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Good. Fun is compulsory round here."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "If you are not enjoying yourself, we will send round the technicians to change your attitude."
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