POSTS OF THE MONTH
212980:206 - Cen: The geek shall inherit the earth.
212981:733 - Halcyon: If stupidity were classified as a disability, practically the entire population of the world would be qualified to park in handicapped spaces.
212981:777 - Xorith: *Flies his ship into a handicapped space, makes for the Airlock and steps out into space.* ... *reinsures* Stupidity, eh?
Message of the Day: February 25, 2004:
It has come to our attention that some players have been cheat-ing...
Stardate: 107798:9095 - Hazed: Some? Is there anyone who HASN'T tried to take the short-cut to Emperordom?
Stardate: 107807:0441 - Freya: Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Stardate: 107808:0308 - Paul: Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Stardate: 107809:4045 - Paladin: You don't have a reality. You are all here to serve mine.
Stardate: 107809:5221 - Sallyme: serves a hearty thwack with the tourist's mallet to Paly's kneecap:: there.. how's that for service?? ;)
Stardate: 107809:5254 - Sallyme: serves a hearty thwack with the tourist's mallet to Paly's ankle:: there.. how's that for service?? ;)
Stardate: 107815:2884 - Vlad: Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.
Stardate: 107815:3348 - Vlad: Meditations for Miserable People: 1) If I fall off the wagon no one will know because I have no friends. 2) Hope is like the sun, which, as I journey towards it, is bound to give me cancer. 3) Self-discovery is useless unless I discover I'm somebody else. 4) I am not an unattractive person. I am downright hideous.
Stardate: 107815:5756 - Paladin: Ummm...the sun won't give you cancer Vlad, but it will kill you.
Stardate: 107816:3747 - Vlad: The neurotic builds castles in the air. the psychotic lives in them. The psychiatrist collects the rent.
Stardate: 107827:4840 - Freya: My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. -- Penn Jillette
Stardate: 107829:3125 - Jazir: Good beer makes good friends. Good friends make good communities. Good communities make good nations, and good nations make a good world. Therefore, the happiness of the world depends on beer.
Stardate: 107829:9536 - Racingnut: so what does wine create?
Stardate: 107830:6790 - Cillasi: vinegar if you don't treat it right!
212986:030 - Paul: My computer beats me at Chess, I beat it at kick boxing.
212986:153 - Vlad: Hello, my name is Vlad and I'm a Whoooshaholic
212988:567 - Art: Punctual people have nothing better to do.
212989:183 - Scottric: Knock hard. Life is deaf.
212989:253 - Moonus: If life is deaf, does it really matter how hard you knock?
Message of the Day: March 8, 2004:
A number of typos and small bugs have been fixed.
Stardate: 107875:3838 - Vlad: Enjoys a typo and small bug salad while waiting for this 14 hour work day to end
Stardate: 107878:2123 - Paul: Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
Message of the Day: March 8, 2004:
A number of typos and small bugs have been fixed.
Stardate: 107885:4717 - Paul: Good idea to have those bugs "fixed", you wouldn't want them to reproduce and end up with a game full of bugs!
Stardate: 107885:4935 - Vlad: Covers Dataspace with the multicolored tarps and pumps Vikane into the works to kill off all the bugs*
212993:175 - Malikmalik: there are Gators in my backyard
212993:187 - Faolan: Do you need Gator aid?
212993:278 - Soda: PLEASE BRING ME ALL AGRI YOU CAN
212993:280 - Nicholas: PLEASE BRING ME ALL GROATS YOU CAN
212993:327 - Picillo: PLEASE BRING ME ALL THE GATOR AID YOU CAN
212993:455 - Rasal: Someone take them all a Caps Lock key that doesn't stick.
212994:156 - Wolfyn: Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.
Message of the Day: Wednesday March 17, 2004:
Happy St Patricks Day!
Stardate: 107952:8505 - Vlad: Driving the snakes out of fed since stardate 210957!
Stardate: 107953:2812 - Vlad: I went to the doctor today. He finally figured out what has been ailing me lately. Seems I have a bad case of Blarney Stones;)
Stardate: 107954:1441 - Hazed: Be sure to visit Chez Diesel today, where St Patrick's Day is being celebrated - there's even a Blarney Stone!
Stardate: 107957:0318 - Paladin: Erin Go Bragh-less!
Stardate: 107958:4161 - Marina: Feh...she could never fill out her Bragh properly anyhow :P
Stardate: 107960:0640 - Mystik: Okay. Being one of the many people named Erin, I resent those comments. ;) j/k and Happy St. Patty's Day!!!
Stardate: 107963:8149 - Chewbacon: Whoa! I'm playing with myself!
Stardate: 107964:2457 - Vlad: and the best part is, no more nagging message about going blind, Chewie, either;)
213000:156 - Vlad: I love when the stardate odometer rolls over to zeroes....oh was that a Dan Quayle Potatoe moment?....or is it spelled zeros?....*goes to grab the dictionary* oh well, happy Stardate 213000 anyway!
213001:689 - Wolfyn: Tolerance is composed of nine parts apathy to one of brotherly love, persecution is at least a sign of personal interest.
213001:695 - Xorith: I thought tolerance was how much you could drink before falling into a drunken heap on the floor next to the barstool?
Stardate: 107989:2184 - Freya: In the fight between you and the world, back the world. -- Frank Zappa
Stardate: 107996:0854 - Vlad: Do you find yourself losing stamina? You just don't have the endurance you once had? Then try "Marsrat Nuggets," new from Vladco! Now with more leeches than ever before!
Stardate: 107997:3262 - Sallyme: nah I pass on the nuggets.. you promise more leeches.. but if one were to count them there'd be less than before...I am holding out for grizzle kabobies!!
Stardate: 107998:1406 - Vlad: hands Sallyme a map of Mercury and a rusty knife to get herself some*
Stardate: 108008:2534 - Zero: One ponders the DISPLAY command... hrrrm...
Stardate: 108009:1478 - Devilish: No we don't...
Stardate: 108009:6408 - Zero: I said one does. One doesn't mean Devilish. One is the loneliest number...
Stardate: 108009:9024 - Flair: But you're not one. You're none.
Message of the Day: Thursday March 18, 2004:
There are now a number of locations that will kill you if you enter them, so be careful when you are exploring!
You will also gradually lose stamina as you move around on the surface of a planet, so remember to eat regularly.
Stardate: 108016:7711 - Ahal: And brush your teeth. And comb you hair and would it hurt to wear some decent clothes for once? I don't know what is going on with you kids. And for the love of Bella, wear clean underwear, you might fall into a deathtrap and I'm not coming to the hospital to claim that seared corpse with week old underpants on it!
Stardate: 108017:3983 - Freya: If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.-- Woody Allen
Stardate: 108026:2689 - Freya: When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home. -- Sir Winston Churchill
MOODS OF THE MONTH
a floating jar of Picillo has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message from Xorith, "*hums*"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "Have you forgotten the words?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Xorith, "Quite possibly. I forget everything else."
Your comm unit relays a message from Xorith, "I even forget what it is I'm forgetting sometimes."
FABLE OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Heris, "Uh huh :::thinks she will continue with slow and sure:::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "oh I loved that fable of the commander and the hare!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Heris, "turns up her sound so she can hear as she works::: Do tell."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "where the hare challenged the commander to the race and figured since he was much faster than the commander, it would be an easy win, but the commander kept chanting his mantra, Slow and Steady wins the race...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "so the hare took a rest at Ernie's Entertainment Emporium while the commander slowly but steadily approached the finish line"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "when the hare realised his blunder, he sped off and due to gravitational forces, missed the finish line wide and warped straight into the sun"
ADVERTISING OPPORTUNITY OF THE MONTH
212985:621 - Zero: Now providing space for advertisements on the sides of my spaceship! Please contact me for rates!
>ex zero's ship
[YOUR AD HERE]
EXCUSE OF THE MONTH
>ex bella
Bella is dessed in a nondescript grey coverall, like most of the rest of the population.
Hazed exclaims, "Oh do get dressed!"
Bella says, "I'm blending in with the population"
Bella says, "travelling ingocnito"
Hazed realises you still have the original version, complete with typo
Bella smirks
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