WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate January 2002 |
FED FUNNIES |
What was in January 2002's Fed Funnies:
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212173:781 - Wolfyn: Computers allow us to make more mistakes faster than any other invention in history. Except maybe for handguns and tequila. 212173:782 - Rasal: Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 212173:784 - Ruylupez: Three mentions in the Fed funnies for me this week? Is someone following me around trying to find things to submit?? 212175:018 - Midrats: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit! 212175:985 - Ruylupez: Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work naked during a fire drill. 212181:403 - Stevec: Your planet is now on-line and open for business. <looks around at the tumbleweeds and old farts, wondering "Oh, yeah?!?"> 212182:118 - Ruylupez: The real reason Santa is so jolly: He knows where all the NAUGHTY girls live! 212186:216 - Divinewind: Lost: one mind. If found, please keep it, because I'm having a whole lot more fun without it anyway. 212187:110 - Risadeamoconia: I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. 212189:144 - Ruylupez: My New Years
Resolutions: 1. More sex. 2. More Booze. I think I can
actually keep these ones! :) 212193:428 - Danny: It is with
great pleasrure I announce the first First Dannitarian
wedding has taken place. Congrats to Breyer and
Mysteryman. And Netmndr. They all married each other.
That's right. 212191:233 - Wolfyn: Everyone is
entitled to do stupid things. Some of us abuse the
privilege. 212191:991 - Berzerk: Beauty is in the eye of the Bee holder. Looks like I better start looking for a Bee Keeper 212193:684 - Priscilla: Does your mother know you play Fed? 212194:146 - Chewbacon: If life is what you make it, then why am I not CEO of a multi-billion dollar company yet? 212198:767 - Cen: FNN News Flash.
"In a stunning announcement today the Erstwhile
Overlord of Greyhaven, Cen, has declared himself Emperor
of the Dataspace. He vows to clean up the menace of Danny
and offers free lager to all his supporters." 212200:271 - Cruise: Redspice has moved up in life.. She stole my favorite Toe Tag 212201:232 - Geiiga: One again, the bar board is filled with the wisdom of ages. At least I assume it is. I really can't be bothered to actually read it. 212206:697 - Cen: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA - All Emperors need an evil laugh. 212207:048 - Chewbacon: The following statement is true. The previous statement is false. 212208:006 - Midrats: A friend of mine gave me a great book on levitation.... now I can't put it down! 212210:561 - Rere: Thought for the day: The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement! Carnies! Wings! 212211:550 - Rere: Thought for the day: If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame ;) Carnies! Wings! 212212:260 - Kellbo: I'm going to
say something brilliant... 212212:876 - Petronius: Lost: One conscience, answers to name, "Guilt". Last seen in vicinity of CDs. If found, keep it as far away from me as possible, because I'm having a blast! ;) The feel-good hit of the summer, Zeroz is here. The local Dipstick, Sallyanne has just arrived. Pliable as a steel bar, Wolfyn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Don't try this at home, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. INSURANCE: Don't fight without it! Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Idiot shields failing captain! Foamfollower has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Im not as think as you drunk i am Memphisdave has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. That's not a laser in his pocket, Zeroz has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Unaware he's under the mistletoe, Fancy has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Wearing the Pants... Jordy has
appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Heisenburg probably rules but Freya has just appeared. Veni,Vidi,Visa:Came,Saw,Shopped Jordy has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Played since he was a groundhog, Ford is here. Hell hath froze over and Snowstar has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Mood,I don't need no stinkin Mood Moonus has just arrived. Came, Saw, Had Sir. Wolfyn has just disappeared. Learning to walk again, Ruy has just arrived. Tis the season to be jolly because Hazed has just disappeared. "When I was doing tech support
for high school teachers, so as not to embarass them in
front of their classes because they graded me, I would
report the problem as an EBKAC.", says Danny. Nightdroid says, "I've found
all crashes can be solved by reconfiguring the power
switch." Arrogant says, "I think a war
needs a certain equality of firepower to exist" Wearing a badge saying Bah, Humbug!
Bella is here. "I remember the old days when
I used to make my wife get down on her knees and beg
almost daily.", says Ford. "What the hell was
that?", asks Cen. Your comm unit relays a message from Ruylupez, "I tried to go out and get a real life one time...Found a bored guy at the county courthouse who took my $200 easy enough, but when I went to the bank to get a loan for the ship they tried to lock me up." Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. Teach the fish to fight back, you're amused for weeks." Jordy smiles, "Ya missed
me?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Ford, "OSLO -- An American woman had no need to
fasten her seatbelt on a flight from Scandinavia to the
United States after a high-pressure vacuum flush sealed
her to the toilet seat of the transatlantic
airliner." Kup pushes a button on his teleporter. You watch in amazement as his molecules begin to dance and shimmer. Dgallagher torches Amun's ship
(sorry, accident!) Bella fiddles with one of the
universe controls marked 'humidity' >ex priscilla >ex ruy
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