 |
WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate April 2001 |
|
WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate April 2001 |
 |
FED FUNNIES |
|
What was in April 2001's Fed Funnies:
|
|
Your comm unit relays a message
from Geiiga, "Star Trek...sucks."
Your deluded imagination tells you Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Duck...er..umm...Duke Ruylupez has just vanished. Could it be just an illusion that.. Ratttso has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. You don't want to know my mood..... Saffire has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Some infinitely gentle thing, Sltrycat has just arrived. That smell can only mean Kelso has just appeared. The "applaud" light flashes as Intrepid is here.
211907:074 - Rastamon: One good
ting about music, when it hits you you feel no pain:) 211909:265 - Kariscats: If you are a leader and no one is following you, then you're just out for a walk.... 211909:330 - Mira: Post No Notices Or, better yet, Notice No Posts 211909:748 - Felina: Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things:p 211911:974 - Kelso: This post is in spanish when you're not looking 211912:036 - Gaminglady: ::glances
furtively over one shoulder before spraypainting KILROY
WAS HERE on the bar board:: 211913:436 - Berzerk: Great minds
discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds
discuss people 211911:974 - Kelso: This post is in spanish when you're not looking 211912:107 - Shaman: I once dreamt I was sleeping. Did I ever really wake up? Was I really dreaming? Is this just a lame attempt to sound philosophical? The world may never know. But join Mahiethy anyway. All you have to lose is your boredom :) 211914:592 - Hazed: This week's
magnificent edition of the Federation Chronicle has been
published for your edification at http://www.ibgames.net/fednews/current/index.html 211915:118 - Chewbacon: Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the world's population. {{{Trade on Providence!}}} 211915:527 - Chewbacon: Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. 211920:252 - Danny: When the door of happiness closes, the windows close too, and the room fills with poison gas. What's the moral of the story? Every silver lining has a dark cloud. 211922:080 - Locksnatcher: I bought my wife a mood ring. When she's in a good mood, it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead. 211924:913 - Fan: ::blows some cool
air across the galaxy:: 211924:926 - Elvin: Wow so many new Duchies to join now I realize that it is true they should brake the duke puzzle agine ;) 211926:903 - Miasma: A world is
supported by four things: the learning of the wise, the
justice of the great, the prayers of the righteous, and
the valor of the brave. But all of these are as nothing
without a ruler who knows the art of ruling. 211927:143 - Risadeamoconia: : Another Planetary Exchange Report: Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining Commodities hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged. 211927:823 - Risadeamoconia: Planetary Market Report 3: Coca Cola fizzled. Catepillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at midday. Scott Tissue touched a new bottom. And powerpacks exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.... 211927:976 - Darkhorse: Attention All Barons & Baronesses: Promote now so you too can turn the notice board into the classifieds! 211927:980 - Mav: Join Domination, Join Mahiethy, Join Challenge... I say ya join a self-help group. Pleaders for PO's Anonymous (PPA)... meetings to be held on the next planet to be turned into a duchy :) 211928:248 - Megadude: UPDATE --> This just in, 78.32 percent of all statistics quoted by people in normal conversation, are made up on the spot! <--ETADPU 211929:042 - Saffire: Of all my
numerous mistakes there is none I regret more than making
the same mistakes twice 211921:803 - Risadeamoconia: From your Local Planetary Trade Reports: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Flourescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Stock steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. 211935:916 - Risadeamoconia: In
today's fed economy, we're all looking for a profit to
lead us out of the wilderness. 211937:645 - Qaxlor: Pillage on Sirius! All resistance set to -20, plenty of booty to go around, willing populace waiting to be slaughtered amidst drunken rampages 211938:103 - Risadeamoconia: If all
the Fed is a stage, where is the audience sitting??????? 211938:149 - Shaman: Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life... 211939:858 - Derian: I found myself doing the strangest thing last night. I was sitting in CD's, talking to my alt. Or am I his alt? I'm getting really confused at this point.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Ohnoidd, "When I Suicide and Insure the money
went into my Treas." Your comm unit relays a message
from Bartholomew, "::launch keg rasal:: Your battle
computer reports a hit, as you watch your opponents ship
disintegrate in a cloud of foam, the tannoy plays Irish
drinking songs and you eject a bowl of pretzels."
You give Kitty a friendly kiss!
Hungry? Why wait... Mav has just
arrived. ex sandwich You frown and say, "This sandwich was made in 1978" "Well then wash it down with
this…", smiles Mav.
|
