Web Fed News Yearbooks - May 2000

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "If I had a 17 year old daughter at least two laws of nature would be violated."

Your comm unit relays a message from Xyli, "Geiiga is a mean person."
Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "Nonsense. I have an aura that screams 'I'm nice!'"

"ah here we go, Marriage (Las Vegas mix)", says Filbert

Your comm unit relays a message from Filbert, "I have no alts. I didn't cheat on the Duke puzzle. My wife says it's OK to have cybersex."

"Filbert....Ryno wants to know if I can take you with me when I DD...", says Pintomike with a wink.

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Khajjika, "Don't trust her. She will rape your exchange and pillage your workthingies. Er... maybe I have that backwards."

Your comm unit relays a message from Thulium, "Groats are like sex, Trit, when you have it, you think of other things... when you don't, you think of nothing else ;)"

Deathiscome has just appeared.
Jazir says, "Hello Death"
"hello", says Deathiscome.
"Hello Death", you say.
"hello", smiles Deathiscome.
DataSpace Navigator Deathiscome has just moved northeast.
"well that was short and sweet", you smile.
"Deathisgone", says Jazir.

"You know you've been playing fed a long time when.....", says Kingman.
Kingman says, "140 locs can't hold the family tree"

Your comm unit relays a message from Dracula, "do you subscribe to the "Really foolish ideas" newsletter?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Diamonddave, "gotta run daughter to school be right back."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "wouldn't it be easier just to drive her in the car Dave ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "Bears dont have fingers .. howd you do that ?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Bearclaw, "very carefully."
Your comm unit relays a message from Zrasputin, "of course they have fingers, just not opposable thumbs."
Your comm unit relays a message from Bearclaw, "<---has a set of prosthetic thumbs."
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "::touches a nine volt battery to bears prostetic::Lookit it move around .."
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "::watches bear do hand-jive::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Bearclaw, "<smacks triton accross the channel> stop that!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "Owwwwwwwwwwwww--------------------------------------> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Evening, Risadangthatnameislong."
Your comm unit relays a message from Risadeamoconia, "Hi Rasal."

Elvis has left the room.
Angelique says, "And Elvis has left the building."
Paccino says, "Why, yes. Yes he has."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Guided by his seeing eye lemming Jazir has just arrived.

Cleaner Artillerist Extraordinaire Magesmiley is here.

Either that was an Eruption or Volcanic is here.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211579:007 - Pianoman: FED: where the hope that peace reigns, and hatred has no place .. where love endures, since the game is not a race. Listen to the music of your heart, and in life's tune take a part.

211577:115 - Breyer: Attention, Lost. One mind. Please return to Breyer, Squiress of Elwen. Rewards given out based on whos mind and condition. Please do not submit your own mind, for thoose who would must have evil minds. Evil minds will be grinded into CD's pizza.

211589:582 - Squeeky: :::puts little mouse holes all over the boards:::
211589:583 - Myangel: ::N()t this ag()in! puts ()ut s()me che()se f()r the hungr() ()ne::

211584:131 - Ratttso: Deceit: 1 gig signing bounus. Day Care plan .. bring your little rug rats, IRA plan, paid vacations. Work from home .. be your own boss. Free hauling services etc etc etc and beer.
211584:141 - Kissy: <-- stealin Ratty'z idea in a way: Gigglez iz seekin CLOSED planetz. We iz da Retirement Home Duchy! Bring uz yer weak, yer wheelchairez, and we bring ya da comfortz. Shuffle Board optional! <g>

211585:143 - Skunkfunk: By the time you finish reading this post you will have realized it was a complete waste of your time.

211588:178 - Serra: I'm looking for a few good PO's to join me in my up-coming active Duchy, errrm.. as soon as I find the GM, that is

211587:232 - Serra: I have nothing to say... and I'll say it just once.

211586:298 - Cup: Welcome Tuos, to the Duchy of Pepperland! Congrat {{{{Narya}}}}
211586:299 - Narya: <--- Picks Cup's pocket on the way in.

211591:943 - Megesner: Seek me in the forests of my soul, deep, dark, and concealing. The heart of my forest is open in apprehension, but closed to those who no longer love it. Seek thy prize in this my soul... This clue is your second.
211591:792 - Unomee: Ok so when is someone gonna post something romantic for me hmm? ::peers at Meg's post to Anna and grins:::::::
211591:793 - Tajj: Heavy Megesner....heavy............now...cut it out!
211591:903 - Sniperspy: Man, Meg, you have to teach me how to say things like that. ;)

211597:424 - Ibunyc: ok ... you know you've played fed too long when while taking with someone about Scotland your brain thinks your hauling and you type ScotLOAD

ACTS OF THE MONTH

Gerhilda finds a big padded chair for her big padded bum.

Katheryne looks at Pavlov's doggy..
Katheryne rings a bell
Pan Drools

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex moria
Moria peers at you from behind a pair of X-Ray glasses she bought off of an internet ad. Do you feel naked?

ex jdogwv
You see a fish. Why do you see a fish? Don't ask me.

>ex qaxlor
You see a somewhat amorphous, rather see-through blob about the size of Barcolounger.

ex deedee
She is literally rotting away dead and wearing an uncomfortable hospital gown. Her lovely necklace of maggots goes well with her gangrene.

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