Web Fed News Yearbooks - January 2000

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Onyxgod, "Go after Almandot with relentness passion, with fury in your eyes! and yes, with an egg nog on the side."

Your comm unit relays a message from Pbr, "Welcome flat Fed!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "Flat Fed, of course, means you will no longer be able to have mountains or hills on your planets. You will all be issued with large mallets to flatten them with."
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "All buildings will have to be reduced to one storey "
Your comm unit relays a message from Adora, "Actually, flat rate means all us POs will swear our planets are flat and NOT round, after Jan 10th."

Your comm unit relays a message from Sholuvr, "Is there gonna be a way to change yer main character's name? gots a high-ranking alt but I don't like her very much :p."
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "No, you cannot change character's names"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hello, "Well when fed switched to the web we were able to change, why can't we do that now?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "Cos when we moved to the web we had to get you to change names because we eliminated numbers. This time we don't have to."
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "I guess we could come up with a reason why you all need to change names... this time, we will eliminate letters, and all names will be made up of differing combinations of brackets"
Your comm unit relays a message from Pajamiani, "Your comm unit relays a message from }}-+=<>[[, "::Falls down laughing::""
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "Yeah, maybe that idea should go back to the drawing board"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "It would make using brackets to indicate a hug interesting!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "Better not tell Icedrake it's all you can eat - there would be no planets left!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Myangel, "Your time credits will be used up at a rate of 30 minutes per day.. when that is done, you'll need to subscribe to flat rate fed."
Your comm unit relays a message from Camkllr, "I thought each hour was = to two days????"

"you get a planet or a positive IQ... can't be greedy.", says Lantrax.

Your comm unit relays a message from Zeroz, "Anyone remember wot the Techy Munchies are? <g>"
Your comm unit relays a message from Risadeamoconia, "Furbys and Pokemon Cards."

Your comm unit relays a message from Kissy, "Why wont the official let me kiss him!! ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Basketcase, "try eat breathmint."

Your comm unit relays a message from Legolas, "Hey, What do you do when you are lost in space?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Mat, "Pray ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Sholevi, "I'm a good hauler too, Ask Ming, when he's on."

Your comm unit relays a message from Olias, "*** Announcement ** Please, show your care by giving to the Children's Foundation, a non-profit organization to benefit homeless children of the Galaxy. Give your groats to Olias, Our representative."
Your comm unit relays a message from Olias, "** Announcement ** GIVE, I say."
Your comm unit relays a message from Olias, "::Holds a homeless starving child up to the comm unit. He rasps, "Please, I need food.""

Your comm unit relays a message from Filbert, "<-- capitalist scum."
Your comm unit relays a message from Captduron, "<--- wannabe captialist scum."
Your comm unit relays a message from Deathiscome, "<<<<<<< just plain scum."

Your comm unit relays a message from Igor, "rockabye feddy on the flat rate....when the price drops then so will the gates."

Your comm unit relays a message from Nanook, "what does it mean when all of a sudden...yourhard drive start spinning forever?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Nanook, "and then you get lag?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Febby, "ummmm...."
Your comm unit relays a message from Nyota, "Imminent crash."
Your comm unit relays a message from Unomee, "it means you shouldnt cook your bacon on your hard drive."

Your comm unit relays a message from Zacman, "::wonders how many
people asked Path for money so far and how many people he's said
"Sure, I'm 3s of mercury, come meet me"::"

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Labacia, "the pegasus is a he? huh, I never knew that...thanks for tellin me though, ill aim under the belt ;)"

xt Are planet cycles the same pace as factory cycles?
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.
Your comm unit relays a message from Songbird, "if they live together, eventually, their cycles match."

Your comm unit relays a message from Ivo, "Vacu-droid to the main lounge of the Grand Hotel, we have a code blue, we have a code blue... bring a pail, a can of Lysol and 4 clean diapers, roger..."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Hisspacebarisbroken, Fonzi is here.

Knows his name is misspelled, Liuetenant has just moved south

I find the mood length so very limi Blake has just arrived.

For display only Cafan has just arrived.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211439:152 - Shiek: Sahara has signed a Treaty of Alliance with Onyx.
211439:158 - Stepingwolf: AND YOUR PROUD OF THAT?????

211449:581 - Hof: Update: Operation Wart 12-23....success....STOP.....continued bombardment...Yes... STOP...Further Updates expected shortly....STOP
211449:605 - Jezzball: Glad to see Hof is having them warts taken care of ;)
211449:659 - Chelsia: Warts? Fed has warts? ackkkkkk is it contagous?

211460:563 - Hof: Come to Singularium, help out good ol Wayconn ...bodies needed :)
211460:568 - Shrimp: Is that all I am to you Hof? A BODY!! After all this time. . . All this sharing. . . a body?!?!?!?!

211479:065 - Tickenest: Details of contract: Cargo: 75 tons of Weapons...Cargo not yet collected...Time allowed for completion 11 Gtu...Time used so far 337 Gtu I guess I'm just not that good at this hauling thing.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex breezie
Breezie is sporting the latest in waterfall fashions.... a little wooden barrel.

ex barb
A six inch tall caterpiller stares back at you. She puffs on her hookah and says, "Who are you?"

ex armybrat
She died killing mobiles JUST so she can wear the toe tag. :)

ex olias
Picture in your mind what a scoundrel looks like. As long as it's flattering, that's me.

ex filbert
Just enough to get by the bouncer...

ex lantrax
Lantrax is wearing a somewhat cheesy-looking suit... you wonder what decade it was rejected from!

ACTS OF THE MONTH

Kyushusan assists Olias with the Heimlich maneuver, mistakenly placing his hands around Olias' neck and squeezing.

Filbert will never drink again... starting as soon as he finishes his current beverage.

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