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Earthdate December 1999


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What was in December 1999's Fed Funnies:

QUOTES OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
POSTS OF THE MONTH
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Sholevi fluffs CG's sitting pillow
Almandot fluffs cg's foot pillow
Almandot fluffs cg's headrest pillow
Almandot fluffs cg's two armrest pillows
Almandot says, "you sure it says in the rules about that chair for the mc cg?"
Chiefsgirl nods
"definitely", says Chiefsgirl.

"Perhaps I should change my name.", says Pathologicaliar.
"How about Congenitaliar? Would that be better?", asks Pathologicaliar.
"No, no..just doesn't work the same.", you say.
"Let's see....", says Pathologicaliar.
Pathologicaliar says, "How about Billclinton? Would that be better? I'm open to suggestions."

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Idle Duke...double-negative. ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Dayd, "I think I was abducted."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Shoot, I've been found out."
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "I mean...uh...what are you talking about?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Little slow this evening, aren't we Path? Stay up late last night in the lab trying to find a cure for chronic stupidity?"

"looks for a place to sit.", says Dookiehead.
with a strange stench following, Dookiehead has just disappeared.
You say, "Wow..... deep coushins..."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Alert Navigator Dog.. Fang is here.

Rank: Demi-Deity Bababooie is here.
Rank: Demi-Moore, Hof is here.

Y2K complacent, Bartholomew is here.

I am demon, hear me roar! Ytookay has just disappeared.

12:00:01 1-1-2000: *Head Explodes* Andy has just disappeared.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211418:860 - Donny: This Evening, Monday , October 22, 1999 @9:00 Oclock P.M (pst) Donny and Lucyweb willbe married on Leda, (29)of shadowdonia. You are invited to come.
211418:865 - Fang: Wow! Donny is pretty excited! Pretty sure he means tonite NOVEMBER 22nd..
211418:867 - Windy: Good to know that he's aware of when his own wedding is... ;)

8211420:135 - Bsacarl: {{{{{{{{Camp}}}}}}} *^* insert incoherant message here *^*

211421:974 - Andy: Rhode Island... Neither a Road, nor an Island. Discuss!

211422:786 - Breezie: **Pepperland** ::hugsallherawesomefam!!:: ::curtsies to her duke:: ::does a lil dance then tries to shimmer unsucessfully:: Blast this porter...why does it have to be prejudiced against us Thanes?

211431:641 - Tickenest: It's 10:30 AM on a Sunday morning, and I'm awake. Something just is not right...

211432:550 - Fang: Arfy..arf..arf! Fang wags his tail in greetings..
211432:557 - Bababooie: <Looks in horror at his LP. His LP floor is all dug up with hundreds of what looks to be holes in the ground all just refilled with fresh dirt and he notices that his famous T-Rex skeleton is now missing(Looks up at Fang wagging his tail)

211433:101 - Antimatter: It's been a while since I've posted something intelligible on this board. It shall continue to be quite some time before it happens again.

211441:562 - Christmasdream: How odd... I don't think I've ever been the only one in this game. . . Always proof I should go back to bed.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex shaman
Wearing a big white jump suit...on the back is written "QUARANTINED", you step back casual like...trying to hold yer breath..


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