Web Fed News Yearbooks - May 1999

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

You say, "see Arro's job is to think clever thoughts"
Arrogant nods studiously
"Does he do that with his left hand or his right?", asks Kayla.

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Tarot, "It was rather nice comparing adjectives with you. ;)"

"can't type and smoke and drink at same time", says Confused.

Your comm unit relays a message from Pajamian, "well, lets just say that I've grown out of the 'addicted' stage..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Pajamian, "now it's more like a 'casual play' stage."

Your comm unit relays a message from Admiralrose, "And worse than that, I get charged for booze on my own planet! Honestly, what's this galaxy coming to?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Jamdroid, "steal it from weasel.
Your comm unit relays a message from Singapore, ":::pulls out his blaster carbine::: Go ahead...make my Millenium! ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Redrum, "what was the name of the hotel in the Shining."
Your comm unit relays a message from Pathologicaliar, "The Bates Motel."
Your comm unit relays a message from Cup, "No, That was Psycho, Path."
Your comm unit relays a message from Cup, "Psychopath? LOL"

Your comm unit relays a message from Tickenest, "Yeah, well, they were getting so many complaints about my winning all the Fedpardy money that they decided to take me out of the game by running it."

Your comm unit relays a message from Pathologicaliar, "<----has played 19 games so far. (including this one)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sweetangel, "I thought I saw you more then that Path, lol."
Your comm unit relays a message from Pathologicaliar, "Actually Sweetangel, I play 24/7. It's just that I was punted 18 times."

"Are you still spying?", you ask.
"Or are you free?", you ask.
"I do not charge dear lady.", says Imhotep with a wink.

Your comm unit relays a message from Ashie, "can anyone help me with some factories please?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Donny, "ashie, whats wrong?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Ashie, "i have no factories is wrong."

Your comm unit relays a message from Armyguy, "been to two Smashing Pumpkins concerts."
Your comm unit relays a message from Armyguy, "ive got ticket stubs to prove it! leiaa can prove it also:P."
Your comm unit relays a message from Leiaa, "Army, you've got a lovely stub ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Armyguy, "bla..its more like a log.."
Your comm unit relays a message from Leiaa, "A Lincoln Log??? ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Imhotep, "I wold join Pico, but it seems my JOIN command is not working......"

Your comm unit relays a message from Mavrick, "haul in and out at the same time."
xt That would sort of defeat the purpose of hauling in, wouldn't it? ;)

Your comm unit relays a message from Vlad, "in the year 2525.....we don't know if Fed will still be alive....but I bet Barb will be, still hanging out in CD's."

Your comm unit relays a message from Ferreri, "Evening !"
Your comm unit relays a message from Grym, "Already? Oh geez....."
Your comm unit relays a message from Grym, "I Guess breakfast is out of the question then...."
Your comm unit relays a message from Ravn, "I think you could still make lunch though."

Your comm unit relays a message from Vlad, "fer 1 meg finish the following sentence.....Your thoughts betray you _________"
Your comm unit relays a message from Canadian, "Luke."
Your comm unit relays a message from Canadian, "Son."
Your comm unit relays a message from Woman, "CONSTANTLY!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Tracy, "I find it very appropriate the a planet called Lawfirm would be in the duchy of Disbelief!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Satinsheets, "<-- just realized that if Asoftflame sat on Cake's lap, they'd be a birthday cake =)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Wsbsteven, "Again! Clear! :::::Zap::::: Clear! :::::Zap::::: I'm sorry Steven, it's not coming back. No! I will never give up! Come on Channel 9!"

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Rated Better Than Sex, Antimatter has just arrived.

No applause, just throw money. Danny has just left the room.

A trustworthy Pathologicaliar has just disappeared

Have rattles and TL.. will bite... Snakeyes is here.

With static cling in her fur Rikkytikki has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Public Service announcement: Antimatter has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Thwaappp! Mood swings, Bozoboyz has just appeared.

Camp's campingest camper... Bsacarl is here.

The Almighty Dutchess Bitch Zimaleye is here.

The thermetically challenged Icelady has just arrived.

Your current mood is: Salem has just disappeared.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex bandle
He's holding a big axe and headed towards the WorkBench. Hmm.

ex sedanta
Long black hair and sparkling green eyes mark the features of this modern celt, he's wearing a kilt and a shirt that says "Hauler -the other white meat"

ex olias
Hmmph. Can't think of anything cool right now so bugger off.

ex hof
The emperor ain't got em , neither do I !

ex obiwan
I am Obi-Wan.. Resistance is futile.. Ack! Wrong Movie.. (my bad!)

ex barb
You peer, closer and closer, but everything seems a bit out of focus.

ex hazed
Despite being many hundreds of years old, she looks young and beautiful. Maybe she has a GIF stored in her attic?

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211200:174 - Tickenest: I'm most likely richer than you.

211199:596 - Phish: ::stumbles in loudly, trips over the lamp chord, falls softly back into bed, and falls back to sleep::

211211:029 - Antimatter: Is Fed really Y2K compliant? Look at the date...that's 211210 days - only 578ish years. At the end of 2000 years, the date will be be *around 730000:000. Hazed?
211211:043 - Dawson: Antimatter, I'm already visualing the duct tape over your mouth! ;)

211214:672 - Danforth: I demand that Ming allow the democratic process to begin .... I have officially announced my candidacy for Emperor of Fed! Ming is useless!! Progress can not be stopped!!!

211215:604 ady: ICE SALE on BRR in VALSHTIKE!!! Stock up on all that agri! {You didn't expect ICELady to have a "Fire" sale, did you?}

211216:944 - Lvenforcer: {{{CAMP}}} Kick back, relax, and watch the nekkid tree frogs do the trading!!

211221:232 - Maley: Here I go with Genesis..by the time it's done, IB will have come out with Exodus!

211223:049 - Torquemada: I refuse to dress in drag and do the hula.

211223:146 - Hof: Why is it , when a player dd's in here, because Fed is so boring for them anymore, that they still leave alts in the game ! hmmmm....
211223:446 - Cymbelyne: Oh, Hof, come on! Without their alts, they'd never have any friends!!! :::smiles sweetly:::

211226:688 - Panboy: We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke... I am your father"?
211226:688 - Unomee: "I'd rather be his whore than your wife" just doesn't have the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."
211226:689 - Jad: Panboy is Luke's Father? wow!
211226:693 - Panam: Yes Panboy, I am your Father, Do not deny your feelings, you know it to be true, cum to the dark side!
211226:695 - Cyberbabe: Stretch out with your feelings.. Feel the force flowing through you!

211227:199 - Sheridan: Just really wanted to see my name up here... sorry for making you all think I had something important to say tonight...

211221:883 - Pintomike: Yes, that's right! Tonight, meet me and my ego! A colorful story filled with intrigue, romance, and great historical impact! Come to listen in awe, or laugh in my face, I don't care...but show up and tell me there is something to live for in Fed!

211224:783 - Pegas: ::counts:: That's nine Moooowat!s, eighteen {{{{of these}}}} and three bla...s on the board, not counting these, as of now. Such intellectual debate has no comparison.

211224:784 - Twokool: Come one come all to the fabulous planet of Nude and buy stuff cause i'm gonna file for a chapter 11 if you dont please help save my little planet...Nude is located in the Grand Duchy of Arcady. Void where prohibited, no purchase necessary.

211225:819 - Methuselah: {{{{{{{{{DHL}}}}}}}}} and associated Duchies
211225:830 - Leia: associated?? don't you mean assimilated??

211227:168 - Donnan: *** Water dammage sale on Downunder in WiReD... All commods must go!!!! ****

211227:244 - Barb: A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. Oscar Levant
211227:262 - Kaipanther: A man who can lie, cheat, steal and otherwise twist things to his advantage, and not get arrested for them is either a lawyer, a priest, a politician or married for the 2nd time. Rev Art Hillard
211227:382 - Crocuta: "The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces." Maureen Murphy

211227:944 - Leiaa: Accumulated tourist time: 3 go me!

211228:621 - Torquemada: To whomever put my bar post in the news, know that I am very upset. Don't go it again lest you feel my wrath and a strange tickling sensation that you can't rid of in your ears.

211229:683 - Rumor: I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT!! {Well, everyone always says that Rumor has it. I thought I'd make it official}

211227:674 - Pan: *** ATTENTION *** The Duchy of Hunners has restored the Levels of Giggle Gas to Previous Levels ... Carry ON :)
211227:690 - Unomee: Giggle gas? I'll buy a few bays of that! Hehehehe Hahahaha!!

211227:704 - Pathologicaliar: Once again I must remind you that channel 9 is now reserved for the duchy of Disbelief. Others must vacate the channel immediately. Violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

211230:859 - Wish: Being that this is a POSTing board --> :::tacks up an interesting nekkid picture she got from her noon-time spy-beam video backup <whooohoo!! - looks like those 3 were enjoying themselves!!>

ACT OF THE MONTH

The cleaner has just arrived.
Crocuta buys the cleaner a drink and watches it spank into the tables

COMPANIES OF THE MONTH

SPYNET REPORT: Subject Scorpio
Rank: Journeyman Reward posted: 0
Spaceship class: Imperial
CEO of Love at First Sting

SPYNET REPORT: Subject Spacedog
Rank: Journeywoman Reward posted: 0
Spaceship class: Imperial
CEO of Pirates from Space, Har Har Har

CONVERSATIONS OF THE MONTH

"Don't talk to me about names...Grrr", says Panam.
"Pan, panam, Panboy, Panman......", says Panam.
Panam winks and says, "I sometimes don't remember who I am anymore"
Panspray has just arrived.

ex vax
The tall, guant man before you is dressed in 100 2063675948mitation
naughahide.
You ask, "Vax, exactly what are you wearing?"
"Umm... you got me... looks like the typo bug bit me hard.", says Vax.
Vax says, "ack... i have to go change now."
Hopelessly hopeless, Vax has just moved northeast.

Barb asks, "Do witches run spell checkers?"
"Now there's a mood.", says Danny.
"Department of Redundancy Department", says Barb.
Barb says, "Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted."
Danny laughs.
Smilf chuckles
Danny says, "That redundancy one is just great."
Barb says, "The name is Baud......, James Baud"
"Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!", exclaims Barb.
Smilf rolls
Barb says, "... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)"
Danny keeps laughing.
Barb asks, "Does fuzzy logic tickle?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Good, "God ive just thought of a great name for a planet!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Kao, "not planetname I hope."
Your comm unit relays a message from Charade, "well..you going to keep us in suspense or tell us this great planetname? ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Good, "hehehe...Sorry..i gotta keep you in suspenders now, otherwise someone else will grab it. ;)"
xt Oh I bet you'd just like to keep everyone in those! ;)
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.

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