 LIMERICK
When on a trip to the moon
It is best to avoid the goon
'Cuz he's been on that ray
Since the very first day
And now he's crazy as a loon
TOP TEN
SIGNS THE PLAYERS ARE GETTING RESTLESS
| 10. |
The ruins get
blown up so many times the environmental
protection agency steps in to regulate puzzle
pieces. |
| 9. |
The Staff is
so tired of seeing reports on the crater that
they hide the puzzle items in different
locations. |
| 8. |
Dukes and
Duchesses start expelling planets for the
"fun" of it. |
| 7. |
The Friday
night poker game has an ante of 100 megs. |
| 6. |
Having a rank
under Baron/Baroness becomes synonymous with
"alt". |
| 5. |
Teleporting
now has a 1 in 10 chance of sending you to Sol 69
"just for kicks". |
| 4. |
The DataSpace
Navigators play an ingenious game of
"tag" in which they stand at the
Meeting Point and give groats to the first person
to find them. |
| 3. |
One Duke bans
sexual inuendo entirely from his Duchy, while
another declares his Duchy a "no
clothing" zone. |
| 2. |
"When I
first started Fed" becomes heard so often
Ming decides to tax anyone saying it. |
| 1. |
Two words,
Character Delete. |
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH
Jad says, "do you know where
the chapel is? we want to die there"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Galinfenner, "::grins:: I guess I am. I COM
therefore I am ;)".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Fireman, "What is a Barons Max Pop??".
Your comm unit relays a message from Mysterion,
"Depends what his Snap and Crackle are set at".
"All the news people talk
about how bad the odds are of winning powerball and you
have a better chance gettin hit by a meteor....but
somebody won that week...and no one got hit by a
meteor", says Killrwhale.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Haulbot, "Oh I wish I was in the land o'
cotton, 45 megs aint easily a gotten .. look away .. look
a way .. look away ... ;)".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Ruff, "Tycho, are you turning tricks again? I
told ya I'd just GIVE ya the groats!?!?".
Your comm unit relays a message from Danteaf, "is
Tycho m or f".
Your comm unit relays a message
from Beccai, "Kurgann You must have changed metals
,that porter tasted even yummier".
Your comm unit relays a message from Kurgann,
"Well...ya keep munching on it...so i started using
chocolate to repair the bite marks".
Your comm unit signals a tight beam
message from Earthangel, ""why is it that it
seems with every build I do, my population goes
down?".
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
a big fat Liar is here.
LATE! Thanks to Omega Spacelines
Ameoba is here.
A terminally stupid Canadian has
entered the room.
Have you seen my marbles? Hmmm is
here
Mad Cow Gotcha Down? Andy has just
appeared.
CLOTHES
OF THE MONTH
Ex Sensa
You're staring at the most fabulous hybrid of steel and
lipstick in the galaxy. She's peering back at you with
baleful, chameleon eyes.
ex mephisto
You see an ordinary person of average height, wearing
nondescript clothes. Mephisto pushes him out of the way
and steals his wallet.
POSTS
OF THE MONTH
210975:543 - Jellogod: Here ye,
here ye fello SOL citizens: I now proclaim SOL in the
name of Jello. I now claim rule of SOL until further
notice.
210975:557 - Crash: Oh great a new ruler. So what becomes
of Ming now?
210975:564 - Runner: Admit it, Jello...you bought too
many Imperials with several bad Fed credit cards, so as
punishment, Ming is forcing you to rule in Sol. ;) :::God
help us all:::
210975:672 - Poco: Here's your further notice, Jello. I
claimed Sol long ago. Our bid's still on the table.
210975:714 - Jellogod: Oh yah, Come and try to take SOL
from me Poco! :P
210976:658 - Horton: Who, all will
be forgiven, come home. Your family misses you. What has
taken to drink and I don't know cries at night. Please
contact DrSuess immediately!! Tomorrow will not wait
forever! She is seeing a new Who!
210976:721 - Thing: There are
Things out there in Fed......Beware!
210990:999 - Poco: Edict
143-Q69A.3b: Weasel has joined Zar in the quest to rid
the Federation of clothing. The enclave formerly known as
RAD (Now being a subjugated territory of Weasel) will
also conform to this edict.
210991:001 - Zargot: Attention Zarnians: Effective as of
Stardate 210988 the ZDA (Zarnian Decency Act) is now in
effect. Clothes are now evil and illegal due to the
inherent deception they cause. Any Zarnian found clothed
will be called before the Zar Tribunal.
210991:144 - Hoffa: :::begins to feel the weasel in him
begin to come out:::
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