POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 111728:2358 - Hazed: To a man who is afraid, everything rustles - Sophocles. (Is this the oldest quote ever posted on the board?)
Stardate: 111731:9383 - Fraghappy: Uuuga. Uuga, buuga. --Murg, the Caveman. (THIS is the oldest quote posted on the board)
Stardate: 111732:0604 - Sleeperagent: And Murg's wife didn't believe a word he was saying. (THIS is the start of the first fight between husband and wife).
Stardate: 111732:8241 - Freya: Fraid not, Hazed. I've been posting "Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin" for years. Sophocles is 5th century BCE while mine is 6th century BCE.
Stardate: 111729:3131 - Bourbon: Living for what has happened is history, Living for the future is fantasy, Living in the present is that special thing call living----me
Stardate: 111729:3137 - Nightdroid: Bang! - Universe.
Stardate: 111737:3003 - Hazed: Love is the delusion that one person differs from another - H L Mencken (well almost - he actually said "one woman" but I thought I'd be more egalitarian)
Stardate: 111758:1925 - Freya: Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
Stardate: 111759:9059 - Boone: Failure to reward good work promotes bad work.
Stardate: 111763:5047 - Rasal: Soylent Cola... it varies from person to person.
Stardate: 111766:2233 - Art: Two fakirs in India were sleeping on beds of nails. All went well until they got into a pillow fight . . .
Stardate: 111774:4534 - Art: Okay, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
Stardate: 111774:7176 - Gandolf: That would depend on who was next in line.
Stardate: 111776:7911 - Risadeamoconia: After my long, long and very long wait in line. I will cash my reality check in now! What do you mean my check from 1976 is invalid!
Stardate: 111792:6137 - Squeeky: are you a man or a mouse?
Stardate: 111792:6996 - Arlene: I'm a man, and you're a mouse.
Stardate: 111793:0856 - Art: I'm neither man nor mouse.
Stardate: 111813:1598 - Freya: Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. -- G. Gordon Liddy
Stardate: 111823:3353 - Art: What is the sound of one foot walking?
Stardate: 111823:5599 - Archer: Thud.....thud.....thud.....whoa! :::::crash:::::
Stardate: 111837:9478 - Risadeamoconia: Never measure the amount of aks to be done, untill you have done them all. Then you will see how few they really were.
Stardate: 111856:6915 - Freya: There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. -- Henry Kissinger
Stardate: 111857:7721 - Xuul: Imagination is just a phase shift away from reality.
Stardate: 111858:2067 - Art: The other day I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Stardate: 111861:1373 - Rasal: Macheesemo: Real cheese for real men.
Stardate: 111868:4201 - Art: If the universe is constantly expanding then why do I always have to buy the same amount of fuel to fly from Rhea to Earth?
Stardate: 111871:4550 - Risadeamoconia: If we are striving for aks, if we are working to get them done, if we can avoid pesky customs to the best of our ability, to improve the numbers day by day, then we will promote right after hell freezes. ~ Risadeamoconia
Stardate: 111875:2833 - Art: If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Stardate: 111876:8221 - Gandolf: If ignorance is bliss, then who is bliss?
Stardate: 111879:5997 - Paul: If ignorance were really bliss then the world would be a much happier place...
Stardate: 111878:9844 - Freya: Most people can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out completely dry.
Stardate: 111879:3738 - Deedee: Some people who swim in the Sea of Knowledge will sink like a stone!
Stardate: 111880:6879 - Marina: As a mermaid *ahem* I've swam in a few seas. And I must say this. At the end of the day, I'm more knowledgeable, but still wet behind the gills.
Stardate: 111888:8325 - Gandolf: Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Stardate: 111895:9733 - Gandolf: Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Stardate: 111902:9598 - Gandolf: Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Stardate: 111911:8545 - Aqueous: I never drink water because of the disgusting things fish do in it" ---W C Fields---
Stardate: 111915:2008 - Gandolf: Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Stardate: 111915:3635 - Gandolf: Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Stardate: 111919:1393 - Hazed: I always thought I'd see the first man on the moon. I never thought I'd see the last. --Jerry Pournelle
Stardate: 111919:9738 - Freya: After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager." -- William S. Burroughs
Stardate: 111920:8004 - Gandolf: Glibido: All talk and no action.
Stardate: 111923:8025 - Aqueous: I'm an instant star, just add water and stir ---David Bowie---
Stardate: 111918:5106 - Jessecka: You are only old if you have wrinkles on your heart.
Stardate: 111930:6635 - Aqueous: Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed ---Josh Billings---
Stardate: 111932:1532 - Gandolf: Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Stardate: 111940:8735 - Art: Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Stardate: 111945:7971 - Freya: That intelligent creatures exist in outerspace is proven by the fact that they have not contacted us.
Stardate: 111947:4529 - Art: Inquiring California politicians want to know: Can you still tax property that has slid into the ocean?
Stardate: 111948:0020 - Aqueous: A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water ---Nancy Reagan---
Stardate: 111948:2534 - Gandolf: Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. Unfortunately, the bozone layer shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
Stardate: 111956:6375 - Gandolf: Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.
MOODS OF THE MONTH
be very very quiet, I'm hunting futures, Rip has left.
Stud of Fed, Elijah has left.
Wearing a badge that reads "Wel om o F dI ! I can be y ur ost, as e ho !", Gandroid has just arrived.
Wearing a big scarey mask, Gandolf has just arrived.
Drowning in WD-42, Gandroid is here. Gandroid is wearing a medallion
Wispering madly to herself, clear depots, clear depots, clear depots, clear depots, Jessecka has left.
An ancient artifact called The Magellan Cup is here.
Riding in a chariot pulled by her workthings Brookerf is here.
Looking up and trying to get a tan from the engine blasts of passing shuttles, Gandolf is here.
Looking for things to break, Djentsch is here.
Singing a song of 6 pence, pocket full of Slithies Nomad is here.
R.Y.U.K.E.N. - Ruling Young 'Uns with Kaido-Enhanced Nunchucks, Ryuken has left.
Leaving a trail of discarded nut shells Filbert has just arrived.
Adventurer Stintlerg calls it as it is:
Intergalactic Bicycle Messenger Stintlerg is here.
Slartibartfast bribed the judges and that's why Art has left.
Riding a parade float that is dedicated solely to alcohol, Ryuken has just arrived.
Chucking wood like a woodchuck would chuck wood... Ryuken has left.
Complaining about needing to be moody, Ryuken has left.
Being oppressed by Jessecka, Stalin has just arrived.
Starting a molestation lawsuit against Jessecka, Darkangel has just arrived.
With bubbles on the mind, Desertwolf has left.
As a member of the SLG fanclub, Desertwolf is here. (SGL- Sexy Lounge Goddess)
Convicted for his convictions, Rasal has just arrived.
Abusing your inner child, Rasal has left.
wearing his Hello my Name Is tag from FAA Furgas has just arrived. (FAA- Fed Aholics Anoymous)
wearing his i lose at Fedpardy shirt Furgas is here.
Wearing her, I'm a LOSER at fedpardy shirt, Jessecka is here.
Peppered with turkey and bearing nuclei of cyanide, the banefully toxic Pengalist has left.
With peanut butter and goober grape jelly smeared all over her face and her dress, a very messy Pengalist has left.
What?! No applause? Drewcifer has left.
all wet and nakie, playing with his rubbie duckie, Darkangel is here.
I'm Ry and i'm a Womenaholic... Ryuken is here.
With a roll of toilet paper in his hand, and mischief on his mind, Rip has just arrived. Rip is carrying a keyring.
Hurricane Arlene has just arrived.
the wheels on the bus go round and round, Boone is here.
I'm not sleeping, I'm inspecting the inside of my eyelids, Rip is here.
A completely absent-minded Moriarty is here.
Wanted, One Sugar Daddy, application is available to rich people only, Sleeperagent has just arrived.
Out here in the fields, working for his meals, Moriarty is here.
The list of available men keeps getting smaller and smaller, cries Sleeperagent is here.
An itty-bitty, teeny-weenie, tiny li'l work of Art has left.
riding in the back of his shiny new Cadillac... Zmikeyz has just arrived.
Don't believe Fed DataSpace when they lie to you and tell you that Moriarty is here.
having no mood Bourbon is here.
Dashing about madly, almost knocking you off your feet, Gandolf has left.
sleepwalking those factories to megabucks... Aringer has left.
No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall KILL you! Art is here.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "I have a questions, should I worry about my 5 year old son? He's been watching Star Wars this morning, and running around in his undies screaming, I AM A JEDI KNIGHT.......is this common?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Sure, I do it all the time"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "I'm not sure that reassures me much ND"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "I see a future as a Star Wars geek in him"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "oh, see, now I'm never gonna get THAT image out of my mind"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "That's what Fed is all about: memories that will last a lifetime"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "from now on I want be able to look at ND without thinking about that"
Furgas says, "darn i really should move the nanos once they are made so the facs do not turn around and eat their own output"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "ok who let Ferr out of the lounge"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Art, "Is she running anok again?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Art, "Amok, even"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka,"don't worry Furgas, I followed her, and I have her under control"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "yep"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Art, "Ooo, a leash?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka,"more like a chain and a taser.......you have to watch those blasters"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka,"she seems to like me, so she only wounded me slightly....."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "Hazed, you rock :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I also roll"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "At the same time?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yes - I can multi-task"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sleeperdroid, "do i still get a tip?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "yep......don't play leap frog with a unicorn......good tip, huh?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sleeperagent, "ah,, that's better, all fac depots are filled again,, whew"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sleeperagent, "dang, i did it on comms again, didn't i?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "yup"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Risadeamoconia, "Dangit you did!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "one of these days you are gonna let something really interesting slip on comms hun"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Preach, "Yeah, we just played along to make you feel better, Sleepy."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sleeperagent, "starts chopping off a finger every time i do it in the futures"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Risadeamoconia, "and in the next 5 minutes how will sleepy type?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "now if I could just figure out how to get these workthingies wanna work ..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Have you tried asking them nicely?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "yes, but then my cattle prod batteries died"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Albansire, "I found that whipping them was always the best policy, long ago..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ragnor, "jess said someone's offering them a benifeits pakage..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "I offer a benefactor package...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "if they die on the job I promise to keep their family employed until they die as well"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ragnor, "I sold mine into slavery when they refused to work..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ferreri, "I offer free pizza in the factory canteen."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ragnor, "worked out for the both of us"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I'm off. Have a great Sunday, darlings."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "DO I have to?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No Arlene, you can have a miserable day if you prefer. Just don't whine about it on the comms."
ANIMAL ANTAGONISM OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 111809:1466 - Squeeky: if you wanted to throw a furball over a tall wall would you use a CATapult? :)
Who are you calling a furball? Catspaws is here.
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