POSTS OF THE MONTH
213124:828 - Wilde: Alright! Who's the smarty that's been pickin MY brain??? Beware... it's gonna be a lot more than you can handle... ;)
213124:944 - Wolfyn: Brain cooties!
213125:066 - Art: Oooo, I hope you got your shots!
Stardate: 109068:4149 - Cruise: Save Me!!!!!!!!!!!
Stardate: 109068:5735 - Art: Why? Are you in danger of being foolishly spent?
Stardate: 109071:6383 - Saxon: When there is more to give, it's not foolishly spent.
Stardate: 109077:3380 - Freya: A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice. -Bill Cosby
Stardate: 109091:9014 - Aeval: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research. (Anon.)
Stardate: 109091:9099 - Aeval: I think I'm gonna change my name to Anon - he said so many cool things!
Stardate: 109095:0136 - Freya: Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
Stardate: 109093:7129 - Squeeky: don't we get a third to choose from?
Stardate: 109095:7797 - Xuul: The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes
Stardate: 109102:1744 - Freya: We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. -- Will Rogers
Stardate: 109103:1164 - Vlad: Everytime I kiss my Auntie Matter, my lips disappear!
Stardate: 109114:0834 - Freya: It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. --Anton Szandor LaVey
Stardate: 109114:1486 - Xuul: Power corrupts. Absolute power is the Federal Reserve.
Stardate: 109145:4513 - Xuul: The Xuul Panic Alert Survival Kit Agency has just raised our alert to maroon from crimson. You may now panic. Please do not act out of the ordinary, continue with your daily routine. Thank you.
Stardate: 109150:1597 - Xuul: The Xuul Panic Alert Survival Kit Agency has just lowered our alert from maroon to crimson. You may now panic in peace. Please remain alert, lack of due diligence will likely result in death. Thank you.
Stardate: 109179:4995 - Hazed: Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to go shopping - Bo Derek
213138:506 - Ibunyc: FIRST!
213138:649 - Beandip: LAST!
213138:672 - Campbell: everything
213140:116 - Wolfyn: They say the wages of sin are death, but after they take out taxes- all that's left is a tired feeling.
213144:077 - Rasal: If curiosity kills cats, then why doesn't nature come up with less curious cats?
Stardate: 109189:0201 - Freya: There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee. -- Lester J. Pourciau
Stardate: 109189:0883 - Ferreri: Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Stardate: 109214:6034 - Ferreri: Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Stardate: 109226:5217 - Wolfyn: I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
213147:789 - Rasal: {{{{ Wolfyn }}}} {{{{ Caddo }}}}
213147:893 - Ron: {{{{{insert name of hot female here}}}}}}}
213147:962 - Wolfyn: {{{{{{Ron}}}}}} Whoops.
Stardate: 109279:7506 - Wolfyn: The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.
Stardate: 109296:2600 - Art: Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye, Captain... 300 DPI?"
Stardate: 109298:4088 - Racingnut: The Road to success is always under construction
Stardate: 109303:8086 - Freya: On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.
Stardate: 109309:3299 - Bella: I think this spam must have come from Satan - its title is 'We Have a Grill Reserved For You!'
Stardate: 109311:4298 - Satan: I don't make that offer to just anyone you know, you really have to earn it.
Stardate: 109311:4916 - Racingnut: better check how that grill is fueled..if it says "fire and brimstone" it definetly came from him
Stardate: 109321:4135 - Kes: A woman walked into a bar and asked the bar tender for a double entendre. So he gave it to her.
Stardate: 109322:8283 - Art: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch! That hurt!"
Stardate: 109327:6446 - Freya: Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
Stardate: 109332:2626 - Racingnut: Politics is not a bad profession, you get to spend each day living by the rule "keep your friends close and your enemies closer"
Stardate: 109335:4784 - Freya: The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
Stardate: 109338:1382 - Pesoge: Will sell kidney for trader credits. Price is negotiable.
Stardate: 109344:8893 - Vlad: A bird in the hand is quite messy....
Stardate: 109345:0620 - Madonnaboi: well what do you expect from an animal with a small bladder...
Stardate: 109347:4124 - Freya: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Stardate: 109348:7089 - Gandolf: Did I miss something?
213152:601 - Wolfyn: I so love to stroll over to a nice clean empty notice board and admire... ooops.
213152:857 - Essencex: Aw...now you ruined it for me. ;) ::Wolfyn::
213155:510 - Wolfyn: Be yourself - it's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
213155:625 - Alone: I vant to be... vell, you know.
213157:097 - Vlad: Removes the empty board from the wall and writes something on the bottom in very tiny letters...."if you can read this, you're too close"
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Dave isn't, but Rasal is here.
Past his sexpiration date, Rasal is here.
Bow Down, The Body Beautiful Maddonaboi is here.
Sitting as far away from Mb as possible, Gwarrior is here.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Neecerie, "why am i up this early...someone please tell me a good reason"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "insomnia ??????"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You are eagerly awaiting the publication of the Fed II Star, and the anticipation prevents you from sleeping "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Neecerie, "ok...goood enough reasons as the real one.....i can handle that"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madonnaboi, "oh great, when did the AK jobs start going down into the venus mines??"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "When the miners started wanting things picked up and delivered."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madonnaboi, "good answer...LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madonnaboi, "waits patiently for the shuttle to arrive"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "But surely it won't be a problem to someone who has mapped diligently and thoroughly and expertly and now knows the Solar System like the back of his hand (or equivalent)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Xuul, "So far I've only had to go to one spot in the Venus mines. You can get there and back to the shuttle before it leaves easily, then you're back at Cargon City in the next move."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madonnaboi, "yeah, just time consuming w/ the shuttle"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madonnaboi, "wishes the wait command was back"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "The Galactic Administration made us remove that facility because smoking is hazardous to your health."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Devaberial, "The GA will have to pry my Yak 42's from my cold, dead fingers."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, ""Cold, dead, cancerous fingers?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Devaberial, "Absolutely."
Maggie asks, "Does Emperor Richard taste good with soy sauce?"
Danny says, "He has a highly-trained team of Swiss guards to keep you from finding out."
Neecerie gasps
Neecerie says, "he isnt a fish stick"
Danny says, "He won the guards from the Pope in a poker game 201 years ago."
Neecerie chooses to ignore the current frozen state
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Elijah, "Attention All Alts: We know you are out there. We can smell you from several locations away. We are after you. We will do away with you."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Elijah, "But really, it's for your own good because there is no benefit to alts. So you can thank us later. :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "awwww....alts are people too;)....."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Elijah, "Elijah and Gang: Saving Players from the Burder of Alts since 109228:2545"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "some of my best friends are my alts;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ronin, "Now someone just has to teach you how not to make typos."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Elijah, "My alt is working on that, Ronin. :)"
Elijah says, "I think my crabs are getting better now."
Elijah says, "The heat is helping."
Ronin says, "...I hope I'm reading that out of context...or something, anything."
Elijah says, "I have pet hermit crabs."
Elijah says, "Ellen and Blaze."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Aethrash, "so hazed is there anywhere to constructively spend some of these excess groats ?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yes. You can come to Chez Diesel on Mars and buy me a drink."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madonnaboi, "our leader is such a lush"
Justin has just arrived.
Justin has left.
Madonnaboi says, "OMG, it's Justin Timberlake"
Gwarrior laughs!!
Madonnaboi screams and starts crying
Madonnaboi flails arms
Gwarrior asks, "did you hear he has quit N'Sync?"
Madonnaboi exclaims, "NO!!!!"
Madonnaboi collapses in the floor crying
CRIME OF THE WEEK
Hazed has bought you a glass of something pink and frothy with a cherry in it, orange, lemon and lime slices, icecubes shaped like elephants, a Chez Diesel swizzle stick, a curly straw, a pink umbrella and a monkey hanging off the side of the glass.
Willparry doesn't know whether to drink the contents of the glass or display the thing as art
Hazed smirks
Ferreri puts the Chez Diesel swizzle stick in her bag as a keepsake.
Hazed knows that Diesel saw Ferreri pilfer the swizzle stick.
Hazed says, "She will put it on your bill, you know"
Ferreri fingers her blaster
Ferreri asks, "what bill?"
Hazed says, "And if you fire that thing in here and damage her new decor, she will definitely put that on your bill"
Willparry clears the space between the bar and Ferreri
Hazed says, "The bill you will be presented with before you are allowed to leave"
Hazed says, "The one that will be stapled to your forehead"
Hazed says, "With industrial sized staples"
Ferreri looks around
Ferreri says, "she's not even here."
Willparry says, "But her eyes are everywhwere"
Hazed says, "Well not literally, that sounds disgusting"
Hazed says, "But this place is plastered with security cameras"
Willparry ponders that thought
Hazed says, "Not to mention the waitdroids all have recording facilities"
Willparry tips the waitdroids a few groats just to be on the safe side
Hazed says, "They are incorruptible"
Willparry smiles and waves into what he thinks is the camera, but is actually an oil intake valve
WORK CLOTHES OF THE WEEK
>ex willygene
You see a newbod wearing loose jeans and dusty work boots. His eyes are red from too many hours of non-stop hauling. His rather large stomach is thankfully covered by a somewhat stained and worn T-shirt.
NEW ANNOYING SONGS FOR THE SPACE AGE
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Aalia, "146 trader credits to go, 146 trader credits to go, take 2 down, haul them around, 144 trader credits to go..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "One man went to haul, went to haul a cargo. One man and his droid, went to haul a cargo. "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Two men went to haul, went to haul a cargo. Two men one man and his droid, went to haul a cargo. "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Three men went to haul, went to haul a cargo. Three men two men one man and his droid, went to haul a cargo."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I can keep this up all night, you know!"
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