POSTS OF THE MONTH
212907:650 - Freya: You know you have a drinking problem when you wake up in Idaho and don't remember how many aliens it took to get you there.
212908:138 - Paul: If work were a good thing the rich would have grabbed it a long time ago -Haitian proverb
212908:426 - Netmndr: If work were a good thing, people wouldn't take two-week vacations
212908:427 - Ladyagain: If work were a BAD thing, everyone would be on welfare and food stamps
212908:428 - Nightwolf: Work interferes with life in the worst way...by becoming part of it.
212909:167 - Wolfyn: Perhaps the angels who fear to tread where fools rush in used to be fools who rushed in. ;)
212908:649 - Compunet: I am re-born?!?! Long Live Federation II.
212908:730 - Apollo: Federation II, future history repeats it's self again? I like it.
212908:730 - Garrick: Future history repeats its self again?
212908:800 - Hazed: It's deja vu all over again!
212910:687 - Tis: Christmas is weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?"
212915:750 - Kella: ::faithfully refreshes the ibgames website in her browser, waiting for the Chronicle::
212915:875 - Ladyagain: (from LAST weeks Chronicle) This issue of the Chronicle is the last before we take our customary two week publishing holiday. The next Chronicle will be on January 11. *tickles Kella*
212916:107 - Paul: No Chronicle? What am I gonna line the bottom of the bird cage with?
212919:675 - Tis: This year I resolve to procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow.
212923:714 - Wolfyn: I've always followed my father's advice: He told me, first, to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be sure I intend to. -John Wayne
212925:627 - Wolfyn: The hardest thing in life to learn is which bridge to cross and which to burn. -David Russell
212925:657 - Rasal: Romance is the broccoli men must eat if they want sex for dessert. -- Cristi Williams
212930:612 - Paul: Post something for me to read!
212931:224 - Nicholas: Can't think of anything to post right now. Is this good enough?
212932:575 - Natbridger: *sound of crickets chirping*
212932:600 - Hazed: *Squish!* There, that's shut those darn crickets up.
212932:615 - Devor: now, how to stop the tumble weed?
212932:664 - Natbridger: Mommy!!! The Demi-Goddess is scaring meeeeee!!!
212932:823 - Cricket: Whew! I thought she meant this cricket!
212932:956 - Greyspacewolf: Did someone try and squish my Cricket again??? ::growls::
212934:093 - Wolfyn: Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. -Sir Winston Churchill
Stardate:1074089324 - Sallyme: well, it seems that cuddling myself just doesn't cut it... groping myself is out of the question.. as is snoging, hugging, while tickling was a giggle, I broke my mirror trying to kiss myself...
Stardate:1074097269 - Chewbacon: According to CNN, President Bush wants to send astronauts back to the moon. I'm waiting on the casino to open before I go back.
Stardate:1074101111 - Fortex: They had better be well armed, I'm not sure the lunar denizens take kindly to out-of-town muscle trying to move in on their racket.
212936:228 - Wolfyn: Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. -Mark Twain
212936:548 - Hazed: Did you ever wonder who was responsible for the creating this board, with its impressive workmanship?
212938:255 - Xorith: Sometimes ya feel like a nut. Then sometimes it gets worse and ya start lookin' like one. My life story. *sigh*
212938:862 - Wolfyn: Are mouse pads made out of mice?
212938:869 - Greyspacewolf: ::gnaws on his mousepad:: No, but it makes a nice chew toy!
212939:024 - Heatherjn: Smile! Make everyone wonder what you're up to! *grins wickedly* :)
212939:635 - Xorith: I'm waiting on the day when Microsoft sues Ming for copyright infringement. Apparently they had the Merciless Emperor deal before he did.
212939:571 - Tis: A long time ago, there lived a...
212939:591 - Halcyon: ...sweet, pretty, young girl who had a taste for pain.
212939:604 - Auditor: One day she went for a walk, and while she was out happily trampling on bugs she met a...
212939:617 - Reihenfolge: clock, that goes tick tock tock, and then she trips on a..
212939:635 - Xorith: I'm waiting on the day when Microsoft sues Ming for copyright infringement. Apparently they had the Merciless Emperor deal before he did.
212939:690 - Mav: Xorith who interrupted her. She got up and looked at this person, and quickly took out a...
212939:729 - Greyspacewolf: flyswatter to beat away the flies buzzing around his head which led to...
212939:744 - Seaurchin: ...him taking her hand and running into the ocean, while a pretty little SeaUrchin watched, and when they did...
212939:820 - Chamberlain: return they had spines stuck all over their
212939:976 - Vulture: .......popliteal facias, and they died because the urchin spines were poisonous, and VULTURES ate their dead rotting flesh.
212939:983 - Mohel: the end.
212940:036 - Ayanna: No wonder fairy tales have been under attack because of excessive underlying violence.
212940:299 - Xorith: Erm. So who's this girl anyway? *g* I'd like to know the gal I die alongside of... ;)
Stardate:1074445084 - Zero: If only BRIEF and FULL worked in real life. *sigh* -- Dinner with Grandma *BRIEF*... Dinner with SuperModel.. *FULL.. FULL!!!!!*
Stardate:1074477489 - Vlad: would the person who gave me that firm snog please return my dentures? It is hard to get meals with no fangs....let me gum your neck for a while...lol....;)
Stardate:1074526395 - Vlad: Interplanetary Geographics has come up with a solution to the myriad papercuts its readers have been experiencing. They have made all edges quite dull. Reports of pages being hard to turn now are completely unfounded;)
Stardate:1074526408 - Vlad: Interplanetary Geographic has come up with a solution to the myriad papercuts its readers have been experiencing. They have made all edges quite dull. Reports of pages being hard to turn now are completely unfounded;)
Stardate:1074526454 - Vlad: Vampire forgets bar posts are no longer written over to cover gaffs in grammar or spelling leaving all to see mistakes and actually make vampire blush!
Stardate:1074624982 - Elijah: Broke a drinking glass yesterday. Tiniest speck of a shard has now embedded my foot. *growl*
Stardate:1074630320 - Fortex: Your foot is a shame, but if there was beer in the glass, it's a tragedy!
Stardate:1074703229 - Vlad: Upon this board and in my brain, is carved the message, "YOU'RE INSANE!"
Stardate:1074764139 - Wing: You know, with these delays, I have more than enough time to slap the hell out of macroers. But there's no slap command.
Stardate:1074850181 - Mystik: New Fed', but we still have 'Castillo'... interesting ;)
Stardate:1074860562 - Hazed: Some things should never be changed, Mystik.
FED II POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate:1072653107 - Fortex: Federation II, finally a sequel better than the original!
Stardate:1073467863 - Dredger: Okay, i've brought my blankie and a thermas of hot coaco, waiting at one of the AC offices for a job, no matter how long it takes !!! ((btw, will someone please ship me a Porta-Potty)
Stardate:1073530776 - Garrick: You can say what you want about procrastination but it give me something to look forward to.
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Pioneering the frontiers of idiocy, Kella has just arrived.
All ears @(*_*)@ Duchesse Art is here.
With knot holes open, Plank is here.
Yahar me matees, I stole Hooks Plank is here.
With no plank to walk Hook is here.
If you think this is being moody... Halia is here.
Complete with theme music Mashimaro has just arrived.
Not flying, falling with style. Faolan has just disappeared.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message from Freya, "Some of us wanted a "space princess" rank...."
Your comm unit relays a message from Freya, "Of course that rank would limit intelligence to a level 1 computer, factories would shut down 2 days out of three."
Catsmeowcc says, "hey hazed, can i ask a stupid question?"
Mav says, "There are no stupid questions, only stupid people ;)"
Wirebreak asks, "oh, and did I mention that they are models?"
Wolfyn covers Rasal's eyes.
Wirebreak says, "oh, and they are twins too"
Wolfyn says, "Oh my"
Wolfyn covers Rasal's ears too.
"so hopefully I can at least get a phone number tonight", says Wirebreak.
Rasal says, "Ages man, we need ages."
Wirebreak says, "17"
Wolfyn stuffs a sock in Rasal's mouth to complete the ensemble.
Rasal says, "Mmmphrm."
Your comm unit relays a message from Scottric, "I hope you don't mind if I come get 16k of soya from your duchery...I need gas."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chamberlain, "Well, if soya don't give you gas, nutt'n will ;)"
Mashimaro says, "remind me to dislike Bella for making me come out of my laziness and actually type directions between planets in fed2"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sallyme, "well I have hauled probes.. something I swore I would never do.. I feel so.. so.. dirty..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madeline, "I hate stevedores. ::bites a couple::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "they are being snobs.....they wish to be called stephendores"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sallyme, "ok neck biter.. who seem to have a handle on all of these new commods.. what, pray tell, is a nano?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "something tiny;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madeline, "Good answer."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "like after you carry rads in your pocket"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sallyme, "hehehe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madeline, "rofl!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Art, "snickers::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Marina, "Perhaps the replacement to antimatter, nanos when added to another commod in your ware, will make tiny woods or tiny meat ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sallyme, "I guess we should be glad that antimatter wasn't mixed with the nanos... messy"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "probes?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Marina, "Tiny probes *nod*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Moonus, "dosent want tiny meat"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sallyme, "am not saying a word... "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "some of us are just born that way"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madeline, "bites her tongue::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Moonus, "remebers not to put nanos in his pockteses"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "hey, we could have a toothpick factory!.....mix nanos with woods"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Marina, "Nanos and fruits = raisins"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sallyme, "sounds like moldy chips"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sallyme, "nanos and hides? perhaps little winter coats fer babies?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "wow.....tiny meat and raisins"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "are you peeking under my kilt?"
THE FIRST FED II FUNNY: ACT OF THE MONTH
Death has just arrived.
Death has left.
Elijah panics
Elijah says, "Art, you didn't birth "Death" did you?"
Art says, "No, that's my son"
Art says, "My RL son."
Elijah says, "Morbid fellow, classic name though."
Mav says, "How old is he"
Art says, "Death? Almost eternal."
Elijah says, "ask a stupid question get a ..."
Art say, "Just imagine my home life."
Art say, "As long as he remembers to turn off the lights and lock up when he gets finished."
Art say, "And he does smile a lot."
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH
>ex rasal
A pale person wearing a hospital gown. The gap up the front allows a peek into very intimate places. The identity tag denounces you as a leering perv.
Wolfyn's response to finding a typo in the standard clothing message in Fed II:
You check your reflection in the mirror field of your comm unit.
dessed in a nondescript grey coverall, like most of the rest of the population.
>change clothes At least I dressed with an r in it.
::ducks and runs::
CLOTHES CHANGE OF THE MONTH
Hazed Christmas outfit:
Hazed is covered in so much holly and ivy that you cannot see the demi-goddess underneath! She looks like a walking shrub.
Hazed's new outfit:
Hazed hasn't bothered to change out of her Christmas outfit; but the holly and ivy leaves have wilted and browned. She looks like a dead shrub.
SCARE OF THE MONTH
DON'T PANIC Sallyanne has just arrived.
Heatherjn panics!
Greyspacewolf panics!
Heatherjn *poofs* everyone with baby powder!
Greyspacewolf runs around in a flurry of baby powdered panic!
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