 POSTS OF THE MONTH
212825:684 - Wolfyn: Just you wait,
'Enry 'Iggins, just you wait!
212825:707 - Hazed: Why can't a man be more like a woman?
212825:741 - Insomnius: if men were like women, we'd
stare at our bodies in the mirror all day and get nothing
done!
212825:918 - Cen: If men were like women...who would nag
who?
212826:003 - Peggysue: Well men may not be up to being
like women, but in the words of Gloria Steinhem, some of
us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
212825:977 - Madonnaboi: It's no
wonder we know how to dress..........We've spent
centuries in closets!!!
212826:522 - Wolfyn: Anyone can do
any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is
supposed be doing at that moment. Morning Fed.
212826:544 - Lobo: Good advice is
something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad
example. -Francois de La Rochefoucauld-
212827:144 - Thejunior: Interesting
research results: Grizzles don't much care for
sandwiches, but they like political propoganda, and like
incriminating photographs even more. They don't, however,
care what day it is.
212827:888 - Tarlcabot: It's not
whether you win, or lose...it's whether *I* win, or
lose.....*smirks*
212827:957 - Xorith: And now...
Galatical Geographic and the Discovery Planet take you
into the life of an uncommon species: The Fedder. Now
listen closely... Let us observe The Fedder: *tap-tap*
*tap-click-tap* *tap-tap-tap-tap-tap* *tap-SLAM*
212829:043 - Cen: Trade Greyhaven!
212829:054 - Madonnaboi: how do we trade in a duchy with
NO OPEN PLANETS!!!
212829:055 - Jazir: Buy screens and insurance, Mb, we
empty duchy Dukes need the money. ;) Trade Estate!!!!!
212829:540 - Wolfyn: I want to find
a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the
IRS. -Robert Baker,Paleontologist
212831:706 - Halcyon: :::pouts:::
Someone stole my Fed Funnies! Okay, who did it? I'll find
you! :::growls:::
212831:729 - Cen: Umm Fed Funnies? ::glances at his newly
lined Guinea Pig cage::
212832:606 - Hazed: Warning: this
bar board may contain nuts.
212834:110 - Wolfyn: The best
computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be
mass-produced by unskilled labor. -Wernher Magnus
Maximilian von Braun
212834:780 - Ops: Hope is the
denial of reality. -Margaret Weis, Dragons of Winter
Night.
212836:540 - Rasal: If your dog
breaks a mirror, will their 7 years of bad luck be
measured in dog years or normal years?
212836:710 - Lobo: In contrast to a dog's years
(7:1)...if an adult Mayfly broke a mirror...does that
mean it only has back luck for 1 day? Hrm...guess it
already has...(((SPLAT!!)))
212836:721 - Madonnaboi: In contrast, why would any of us
care if a dog or a mayfly has bad luck....
212836:746 - Vlad: A skeleton walks
into a bar. 'What'll it be?' says the barman. The
skeleton says, 'Gimmee a beer and a mop.'
{{{{Sis!wenwenaini!}}}}
212839:535 - Rasal: Is xenaphobia a
fear of Lucy Lawless?
212839:837 - Wolfyn: We hope that,
when the insects take over the world, they will remember
with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
212840:242 - Paul:
"Programming today is a race between software
engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof
programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and
better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
Rich Cook.
212840:510 - Vlad: Why don't
skeletons play music in church? - because they have no
organs! While you groan at this joke, visit Club 31 on
Halloween and order one of our specialty food items -
unless you're a skeleton, and you don't have the stomach
for it;) {Sisaini!
212840:702 - Rasal: If I put my car
battery in backwards, will the horn suck?
212842:206 - Priscilla: 'You might
not be young and beautiful anymore. But at least I am.' -
Madam Priscilla, "A Spaceship Named Desire"
212847:687 - Paul: Support
Bacteria: It's the only culture some people have.
212848:662 - Priscilla:
Intelligence is my curse! Pity me.
212848:668 - Wolfyn: Okay, you're pitiful.
212848:731 - Jonathan: When I find
myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are
my energy.
212848:811 - Vlad: and taste delicious with ketchup;)
212850:011 - Xorith: Programmer's
Laws of Physics: For every bug, there's an equal and
opposite fix.
212850:546 - Rasal: You are the
light of my life. You guide my steps in the darkness.
Without you I am blind. {{{{ Light bulb }}}}
212850:562 - Wolfyn: ~~~~ Gimme dat
ship, gimme dat, gimme gimme dat... ~~~~
212850:605 - Ops: Oh CONCORDE, sky
rocket god, will I be the last supersonic lord of my
bloodline? May your successor come soon for my seed! Is
Branson on a white horse and Pegasus?
212850:862 - Chelsia: My dear Ops.. have you slipped,
once again, off of the sanity wagon?
212850:922 - Paul: I wasn't aware he had ever found his
way onto that particular wagon
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
We will, We will.. Rokyu has
entered the room.
Lifes a bitch. Then you die. Twice.
Thejunior is here.
QUOTES
OF THE MONTH
This came over channel 10 after the
end of Fedpardy, after the tie-breaker, in which the
correct question was "What is the jam
roly-poly?"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Malikmalik, "what is a jam roly-poly?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Urissa,
"lol."
Your comm unit relays a message from Malikmalik,
"seriously, what is it?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Wyldcat, "the
thing in my mouth now, apparently. LOL."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"Good question, but it must be edible if they served
it at school."
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "I think
it's some kind of dessert."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne, "Or
not ..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chamberlain, "I
dunno Malik, but it looks just like the stuff you used to
get at school ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"*grins*"
Your comm unit relays a message from Tiki, "I think
it's like a jelly donut or something, but not sure."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne, "Oh,
I think you're right, Tiki."
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "I've
got a hunch it's a thin sponge cake, covered with a thin
layer of jam, all rolled up."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wyldcat, "i
think it's a british food we have no clue about,
actually."
Your comm unit relays a message from Chamberlain,
"It must be a British thing ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Urissa, "I
thought it was something the grizzle left behind."
Your comm unit relays a message from Malikmalik,
"LOL, now im getting hungry."
Your comm unit relays a message from Tiki, "ohh,
like a jelly roll?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne, "I
didn't go to school in Britain. ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "That's
my guess."
Your comm unit relays a message from Tiki, "mmmm,
raspberry."
Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy,
"Probably a good question for Hazed or Bella."
Your comm unit relays a message from Urissa, "I
wasn't going to touch it! hehe."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"Wyld's eating it now. ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Urissa,
"lol."
Your comm unit relays a message from Malikmalik, "ya
think maybee a grizzle poos a jam-rollypoly?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Tiki, "lol,
taste good, Wyld?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Urissa,
"ewww."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"rofl!! Yuk!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Urissa,
"although, I wondered that too Malik."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wyldcat,
":::burp::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Wyldcat,
":::burp::: yum! ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"LoL!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Malikmalik,
"Wyldcat you need a breath mint!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Tiki, "that's
what the grizzle said too, Wyld... but not out of his
mouth."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"*thinks her brother must be part goat if he ate a
jam roly-poly that a grizzle poo'd*"
Your comm unit relays a message from Urissa,
"Wyldgoat?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"*runs away!*"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"Just what he needed. ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Malikmalik, "I
don't know if I should be hungry or sick."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne,
"*rolls*"
Your comm unit relays a message from Urissa,
"<--Groans."
HAZED SAYS:
I found a recipe for jam roly-poly
on the web (you can find everything on the web!) so you
can see just what it is at http://www.geocities.com/ambhagat/Recipes/JamRoly.htm .
RETURN
OF THE MONTH
Does anyone smell saltwater?
Chewbacon has just arrived.
Cen asks, "Aren't you dead?"
"Life insurance", says Chewbacon.
"Hi Chewy", Hazed says.
Hazed says, "Welcome back."
Chewbacon says, "Some complications with the cell
bank... Bush had some issues with cloning."
Cen asks, "Wait wait...how do we know its the real
wookie?"
"Does it matter? If it walks like a wookie, growls
like a wookie, smells like a wookie...", Hazed says.
Chewbacon says, "You just have to trust me"
Hazed sniffs.
Cen says, "Yeah....he hasn't washed"
"Well there's a definite bacon smell", Hazed
says.
Cen says, "Its gotta be him"
ANSAPHONE
OF THE MONTH
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