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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate October 2002 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate October 2002 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in October 2002's Fed Funnies:
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212459:508 - Nomad: Ok well i am
not the first to mess up this nice clean board 212460:847 - Mathias: Oh the joys
of being shot down by Ron. I *now* feel like I belong.
Thanks for welcoming me to the club Ron! 212461:087 - Wolfyn: Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. 212461:520 - Hazed: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 212461:542 - Auditor: If time is money, why isn't it taxed? 212461:869 - Kella: Have YOU
snogged a Merchie today? (((((Dookus, Wookie, Net,
PaladinIndigo, Snow-babes, et al.))))) 212463:517 - Wolfyn: Curiosity
killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. 212463:547 - Rasal: "I am so
hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis." 212463:836 - Vlad: Green Kryptonite will kill Superman, Red Kryptonite will make him insane, and tie-dyed Kryptonite will make Superman play Fed forever! {{{{{Minions!!}}}}} 212463:837 - Wally: This typo is brought to you by the letters abdcefhgijklnmopqrsvutwxzy! 212464:904 - Chewbacon: "When you stop believing in Santa Claus, the whole world runs down hill." -- John Clark, fictional character 212464:934 - Freya: There must be more to life than having everything. -- Maurice Sendak 212466:203 - Wolfyn: They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself. -Andy Warhol 212466:625 - Albatross: How come
the person who takes the second-to-last cookie never gets
yelled at? 212466:726 - Kella: When I come to
power, your deaths shall be quick and
painless....<points to the wookie> except for you.
You shall be my consort... of course, it's a temporary
position: I bore easily. ((((Chewy))))((((Dookus))))
((((et al)))) 212467:084 - Vlad: Power is only good so long as you remember to plug the extension cord in....;) {{{{{{Minions!!!}}}} 212467:229 - Macnbc: Thought of the day: It's bad to drop the TDX, it's worse to hit it with a hammer to try to figure out what's inside of it. 212468:816 - Midrats: Management is knowing there's more than one way to skin a cat. Leadership is convincing the cat that it's a good idea. 212468:924 - Wolfyn: Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion. 212468:995 - Twokool: If you can't be replaced, You can't be promoted. 212469:258 - Thejunior: Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promissary note. Today is the only cash we have. Spend it wisely. 212469:655 - Blirish: You are only Young once, but you can stay Immature indefinitely..(Ogden Nash) 212470:086 - Chewbacon: It's very easy to criticize... and fun too! 212472:622 - Synch: Surveys show
that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is
death. Death is #2! That means that at a funeral, the
average American would rather be in the casket than doing
the eulogy! 212476:521 - Synch: If you are supposed to drink white wine with seafood does that mean you are supposed to eat green grapes with Sushi? 212477:731 - Flair: Why do people
point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom
is? 212478:120 - Wolfyn: Madness takes its toll, please have exact change. 212480:535 - Hazed: Cats are
smarter than dogs; you can't get eight cats to pull a
sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez 212482:790 - Ruy: I'm out of my mind at the moment, please leave a message and I will get back to you if I ever get back. 212482:874 - Cen: Post off. Post
off. I said post off darnit! 212482:904 - Rchubb: do you ever
wake up in the morning a wounder how you ended up with
your feet on your pillow and your face in the wifes
feet??? if anyone knows the cause could you
pleaseeeeeeeee tell me???? 212484:207 - Again: My views on arguments - A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. (Author Unknown) 212485:522 - Wolfyn: Nothing sharpens sight like envy. 212485:533 - Hazed: It's okay to
mutter to yourself, as long as you don't ask yourself to
speak up. 212485:997 - Vlad: There once was a man who played Fed, who happened to end up Dead-Dead. For the command he did figure to assign to a trigger, only served him to cut off his head. {{Minions!! One more week until we celebrate the holiday for which our duchy is named!}} 212486:044 - Chewbacon: It's bad
enough worrying about my house being rolled now, but next
week when Halloween rolls around, I gotta worry about
toilet paper, eggs, sour milk filled balloons, and
burning paper bags with little surprises in them.
I miss being innocent, Cen has just appeared. The Understudy of Rasal is here. Peatedly and repeatedly, Ford is here. A statue of Reihenfolge has just arrived. With the universe up on blocks, Nightdroid has just disappeared. With idiocy exposure badge, Devaberial has just disappeared. Ming + Selena = Priscilla is here. Totally humble and proud of it, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. A duck walks into the bar and says, Vlad is here. Cue fantasy sequence: Duchesse Ditzy has just arrived. With idiocy exposure badge, Devaberial is here. An eight-foot squirrel escorting Esperanza has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Your comm unit relays a message from Again, "And g*d said 'Let there be light...', so I put in a new bulb.
The machine, Cen is here.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Danny, "Ok...here's the question...do I sleep,
or do I watch one of these episodes?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Freya, "I think you should offer us more
options " Your comm unit relays a message
from Ford, "Tuning off. Let me know when the
conversations returns to civil."
>ex priscilla
Wolfyn has given Felina a passionate hairball!
212485:064 - Esperanza: When you drop apricot preserves into your keyboard, squirting a lot of Windex into it doesn't fix it. Just in case you wondered.
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