WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate September 2002 |
FED FUNNIES |
What was in September 2002's Fed Funnies:
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212427:515 - Vlad: Here comes the sun, do do do do, here comes the sun and I say, IT BURNS!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH TURN IT OFFFfffffff.....*sizzle* 212428:531 - Ruy: Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. 212428:585 - Kella: I thought, at one point, that I had exhibited signs of intelligence....But it was just a typo.... 212429:691 - Kella: Stock Value: 99,559,180. Treasury Balance: 1,151,794,158. Getting frustrated because you've got all the money for any build you'd ever want, yet you're too lazy to haul: Priceless. 212430:005 - Ditzy: EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later. 212433:155 - Vlad: Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it;) 212433:522 - Esperanza: The term
Labor Day is a misnomer. What we should celebrate is not
sweat and toil, but the power of mans mind to reason,
invent and create...to drink beer, eat hotdogs, and make
love. Ain't it great? 212434:762 - Ruy: Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents? 212435:529 - Ruy: I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.' 212441:897 - Synch: Watch out for the cleaning droid, he may take your wallet while you sleep.... 212443:884 - Wolfyn: Don't worry about the What If's, worry about the What Now. 212444:109 - Chewbacon: o/ All my
life I've been searchin' for somethin'. Somethin' never
comes, never leads to nothin'. Nothin' never satisifies
but I'm gettin' close. o/ 212444:687 - Hazed: Oh no, it's
Friday the Thirteenth! I'm not leaving the safety of
CDs... but then, I never leave CDs anyway. 212447:143 - Vlad: I see Fed people... 212449:523 - Synch: I can never
find a staple remover when I need one. 212449:549 - Soulquestr: Remember
all, Trade Peroni, one of Fed's newest, and fastest
growing duchies! {{{Peroni PO's}}} 212450:543 - Xorna: The mysterious Latino beauty wearing a formfitting Lycra tube dress displaying ample cleavage acknowledges your presence by subtly flicking her lashes. ::Whoops.. that was meant to be BUY CLOTHES:: ;) 212451:154 - Nicholas: Quote of the day: Spaceships firing ray guns look a -LOT- cooler than dwarves in loin clothes whacking rats with clubs. 212451:512 - Zyphr: My idea of house cleaning is sweeping the room with a glance... 212452:511 - Hazed: You have to admire the skill of the droid who created this board. Shame we go and muck it up by scribbling all over it! 212452:805 - Amber: Sometimes
something happens.. something that shouldn't have,
something unexpected, but something that will change your
life...all you can do then, is to accept it, and go on. 212453:056 - Tesmur: 1001 Uses for
Duct Tape. #68. Cheap, ultra-effective toilet paper. 212453:586 - Tiki: Have YOU
hog-tied a Duke today? 212453:950 - Tesmur: 1001 Uses for Duct Tape; #99. Wrap one or two hundred layers around your beer can to insulate it, keep it cold. 212454:150 - Chewbacon: Yeah, those Chez Diesel shot glasses might be cool, but I'd like a CDz playset with Hazed, Freya, Bella, Nightdroid and Danny action figures! 212455:139 - Wolfyn: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. 212455:947 - Synch: I think that
the fed server purposes creats typos when the enter Key
is hit...... 212456:137 - Rasal: That which
doesn't kill me wasn't aimed at my head. 212456:961 - Freya: Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner. 212457:797 - Kup: REMEMBER Stupid people breed stupid people. If you are stupid, don't have sex! 212457:975 - Circuitborg: Time is so short....2 foot 6 inches, I think. 212458:895 - Wolfyn: The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering! I see gay people. Cen is here. Apathy is the best policy, Cen is here. Recaffinated, just add water, Ford is here. The Ever-Caffinated.. Rokyu has just arrived. Every once in a while, Uraspy has just arrived. Wickedness, neatly packaged as Heatherjn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Hell has busted, because Dooeee has just arrived. Buddy can you spare 100M groats? Mara has just arrived. With an actinic blue flash Thulium has just vanished. Note to self... Memphisdave has just appeared. Never fear, Superdave has just arrived. A hermetically sealed can of Salient has just arrived. Dense City equals mass times Rasal is here. Trying to reassemble roadkill, Sirglec is here. Danny says, "You could always
use the Danny Method of Computer Repair." Your comm unit relays a message from Donquixote, "knaves and villians feel the wrath of my staff." "My relationship is, okay
their in my duchy, thats about all I know.", Devaberial says, "Yes...we're
pretty much left to our own devices." "Choosing clothing is a
cerebral experience.", says Galinfenner. Your comm unit relays a message from Chewbacon, "Hey, today is Grandparents day! Who brought their Grandparents onto Fed today?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Shaver, "Mama loved me like a rock..." Devon has bought you a cold carton of milk and the fuzzy picture on the back looks vaguely like the person sitting next to you.! >ex netmndr Superdave hugs, kisses, gropes, snogs, and snuggles with everyone in the room. Then hides in a corner in his own embarassment for what he just did. Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Wolfyn, "Sorry, the lights are on but the fleas aren't home." Kewlcat turns his nose up, knowing
cats have far superior taste anyways ;)
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