 POSTS OF THE MONTH
212395:863 - Kao: Behind every
successful man is a proud wife and an astonished
mother-in-law - Harry Truman
212395:908 - Flair: Behind every successful man is ME.
212395:913 - Synch: Behind every successful man is a
woman, now..a woman is like a beer. They look good, they
smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to
get one! I forgot where I was going with this..I need a
beer, no a woman...no....
212396:127 - Sinstead: Behind every successful man is
some oily-skinned teenager operating the muppet's
controls.
212396:974 - Chewbacon: Time
machine: a couple gigs; Fuel for the time machine: a
couple hundred megs; Seeing Fed crash as someone is about
to complete the duke puzzle: PRICELESS! Sorry, Genike...
better luck next time!
212398:513 - Hazed: Mondays should
be banned!
212398:577 - Synch: If Mondays were banned we would just
complain about tuesdays...so, while we are at it....let's
dispose of that as well as Wednesday.....
212398:588 - Doctorperl: Or, we could get rid of Saturday
and Sunday and Monday wont be so bad.
212398:613 - Flair: Get...Rid...Of...Saturday???
212398:697 - Chewbacon: I delcare Monday to be forever
known as Funday.
212398:726 - Ruy: Mornings should be banned! And who ever
came up with Monday Mornings should be taken out and
shot! and then shot again before they can reinsure!
212399:527 - Esperanza: Things
impossible to do: 1) tickle yourself 2) put your elbow in
your ear 3) retrieve a bean you've put up your nose 4)
describe the taste of chocolate 5) understand being in
love.
212399:553 - Picillo: #1 is possible,............ if your
realy tickleish
212399:554 - Tiki: lol, speaking of up your nose and
chocolate, I knew a guy who got a green peanut M&M
stuck up his nose, he had to wait for it to melt to get
it out
212399:590 - Jerden: As an official representative of the
Prosthetic Limb Association, I take great exception with
Esperanza's statement... we can indeed place our elbows
in our ears.
212399:628 - Heatherjn: If one is silly enough to get
something like that stuck up their nose in the first
place, there is an easy solution ... sneeze! ;)
212401:230 - Wolfyn: Who is Lo Bat
and why does he keep paging me?
212400:832 - Ellio: If a tree falls
in the forest, and there's no one around, and it hits a
workthingie, does anyone care?
212400:865 - Tiki: If a workthingie falls in the forest,
and there's no one around to hear it scream, does anyone
care?
212400:879 - Flair: If you fall in the forest, and only a
workthingie is around to hear you scream, does it care?
212401:014 - Donquixote: why in the world do you let your
workthingies roam the forest? Dulcinea, I Love You!!!
212401:286 - Snowpea:
{{{{snowlily}}}}...turn on your aim, sis!!
212401:365 - Ruy: Snowlily's aim is off? wonder if thats
why she never takes part in the fighting events....
212403:339 - Soulquestr: This whole
Teleporter is just one big death trap - I should have
never spent the groats.
212408:826 - Midrats: The only
reason some people get lost in thought is because it is
unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
212414:922 - Ruy: Talk is cheap
because supply exceeds demand.
212415:024 - Poco: Sex has caused
more grief in this universe than politics and organised
religion combined. As per the latest Mars Law statutes,
this activity shall be licensed in the future, and all
unlicensed lustful acts must cease and desist
immediately.
212415:053 - Saira: So what does that say about
politically motivated organized sex? hmmm
212415:139 - Lobo: Laws...as with
rules...are made to be challenged and even broken. For
without breaking them there would be not need for
lawyers...and with no lawyers...there would be no laws.
212415:436 - Hazed: Ok Lobo, let's see you break the law
of gravity. Or Newton's three laws of motion. Or maybe
the three laws of thermodynamics.
212415:508 - Kup: You stroll over
to the empty notice board and admire the workmanship that
went into creating it. Morning Fed!
212415:524 - Hazed: Some people, faced with an empty
board, cannot resist the temptation to scrawl on it - no
matter how fancy the workmanship!
212415:928 - Flair: Ah, yes.
Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out
a man's testicles through his
wallet. - Robin Williams
212415:958 - Poco: Divorce is much more than that. The
Encyclopedia Galactica defined it as: "A
spectator/blood-sport ejoyed by the masses of the more
degenerate portions (well over 87 percent) of the
explored Universe." See your local bookie for
details
212416:544 - Esperanza: The largest
prime number is 13,395 digits long; more than the number
of atoms in the universe. Now I ask you, who counted the
atoms in the universe?
212416:981 - Chewbacon: 'There are
10 types of people in this world. Those who understand
binary code, and those that don't.' -- some t-shirt.
212417:615 - Hazed: Oh for the
wings, for the wings of a dove. Deep fried and served
with onion rings.
212417:952 - Vlad: I'd rather have a few minion rings,
although it is rather hard to keep them from squirming
while I am trying to slice them....;) Halloween Minions!
May you forever stay crispy in the deep frier!
212418:831 - Vlad: Introducing Halloween Minion Sauces!
Spicy Cajun, Muy Caliente Picante, Zesty Teryaki, Hickory
Smoked Barbeque and Cool Ranch. All 100 percent garlic
free! Try some at your next Minion Cook Out! One bite and
you're hooked!
212418:986 - Chewbacon: Vlad, I thought you said I could
be a minion?
212421:007 - Vlad: This little minion went to the
gallows, this little minion was spiked, this little
minion had roast feet, this little minion had none, and
this little minion went ouch ouch ouch ouch when I put
him on the grill!
212421:530 - Satine: Is this where
you're supposed to be witty?? Hmm... okay... lemme try...
"A Freudian slip is when you say something and mean
your mother" :)
212421:565 - Oedipus: Now you leave my Mother out of
this!
212421:567 - Cartman: Too late for that! It's far too
complex! :::music starts::: Weeeelllll... ~~ :p
212421:698 - Freya: RAM DISK is not
an installation procedure!
212421:787 - Again: {{{{{Sol!}}}}}
{{{{{{Tourist w/ lunar croquet thing}}}}} {{{{{Sugar
Cube}}}}} They don't get enough lovin ;)
212422:100 - Flair: Please. Spy me.
Please. I beg of you. I'm the most happenin chick to hit
Fed. Spy me or else you're not *cool*
212422:151 - Danny: If you spy me, you deserve what you
get.
212422:511 - Satine: Morning
Fedders... Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend...
inside a dog... well, it's too dark to read!
212422:518 - Insomnius: Darkness can be a friend. Unless
you're in need of a shave.
212422:524 - Wolfyn: Especially if it's a woman.
212422:536 - Jordy: Yes, I am a woman afraid of the dark.
212422:561 - Zyphr: I thought you were saying you were a
woman in need of a shave!
MOODS OF THE MONTH
now with secret cloaking, Neecerie
has just disappeared.
Barbie wants to be me, Xyli is
here.
Buy...Sell...Buy...File Cpt 11...
Synch is here.
Love me, hate me, just bite me Xyli
has just disappeared.
Mustang Sallyanne is here.
Looking for the Mustang to ride,
Rasal has just disappeared.
One complex at a time ... Oedipus
is here.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Danny exclaims,
"aboutdanny.com is available!"
Nightdroid says, "Er... yay."
Nightdroid says, "I think."
"ND, buy it for me. For all the people who want to
know about Danny.", says Danny.
"Let me advise you of my policy on this
issue.", says Nightdroid.
"The policy is: NO.", says Nightdroid.
Danny prints that out so his lawyer can check it out for
loopholes.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Indigo, "have you forgot about me being a
sweet, innocent, pure little angel?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Synch, "I musta
missed the memo."
"dont worry, I can come to
grow on yah", says Krimhurg with a wink.
"much like a fungus", smiles Krimhurg.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Hazed, "You know, here's a radical
suggestion... you could, maybe... get dressed?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Krimhurg, "but
that would ruin my streak.."
Your comm unit relays a message from Krimhurg, "in
more than one way ;)"
Cen says, "Wow...sniff, its
been so long..."
Arrogant squints at Cen
Nightdroid asks, "It has?"
Cen grins.
Cen says, "For me."
Nightdroid asks, "How long would you say it's been,
in inches?"
Cen says, "Oh about 7"
Danny says, "For the love of god, ND, you had to say
it."
Nightdroid says, "It's not love of god that makes it
long."
Nightdroid winks and says, "And I don't believe I
just said that."
DRINK OF THE MONTH
Doggjamm has bought you a pint of
absinthe!!
Hazed says, "Wow, that's a lot of absinthe"
Hazed says, "Oh well, they do say absinthe makes the
heart grow fonder"
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