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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate May 2002 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate May 2002 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in May 2002's Fed Funnies:
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212308:058 - Ruy: We HaVe YoUr SanIty... DeLIver FiVe HunDReD MEgS oR We wILL reTurN iT To you unHaRmeD! 212308:078 - Esperanza: "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."--Charlie Shultz 212308:106 - Alexy: Don't you hate
when you know you know something, then something happens
to show you don't know what you knew. And now you know,
that now is something... 212308:156 - Lobo: Why is it the only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom... 212308:185 - Danny: {{{Duchy}}}
{{{Planet Planet Planet}}} {{{You}}} {{{Me}}}
{{{Brackets}}} {{{Stupidity}}} 212308:516 - Justadawg: ::eyes the
place with a smirk:: 212316:058 - Creepy: does a giant leap across the message board and slams his head into the well made, hand-crafted woodwork. 212316:157 - Rasal: Once I thought
I was the best, turns out everyone else was just having a
bad day! 212316:815 - Wolfyn: A father decided to tell his young son the facts of life and was stumped right away by the boy's first question: 'How many are there?' 212317:045 - Stgarb: Due to
budgetary restraints...the light at the end of the tunnel
is shut off til further notice 212317:099 - Tis: Why is it that
all of the instruments seeking intelligent life in the
universe are pointed away from Earth? 212319:628 - Freya: When we
remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life
stands explained. -- Mark Twain 212320:201 - Bandle: ...runnin' through the galaxy, Duchess on my track, chasing me down in her pink Cadillac... hamsters, Crypto's, maniacal weasels... grab some aspirin, head to Mars, gonna visit Diesel's! 212320:253 - Ruy: You have the right to remain silent, anything you say or fail to say will be altered and used against you..... 212320:827 - Chewbacon: Right now, this is the oldest you've been. 212320:955 - Genike: **Fire Sale On Pentagon! Buy High and Don't Sell At All (Or something like that)** 212321:610 - Tempest: Isn't Disneyland just a people trap operated by a large mouse? 212321:665 - Freya: "In the
beginning there was nothing. and G~d said, 'Let there be
light!' And there was light. There was still nothing, but
you could see it a whole lot better." 212323:510 - Esperanza: Putting all
things into perspective, arachibutyrophobia is the fear
of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth. 212323:550 - Ditzy: I have a photographic memory. Now all I need is some film. 212325:049 - Wolfyn: It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either. -Mark Twain 212325:115 - Ruy: Life is like pulling a dog sled. If you're not the head dog the scenery doesn't change much. 212326:171 - Wolfyn: Mincing your words makes it easier if you have to eat them later. 212326:960 - Kariscats: Don't spit into the cup you might need to drink out of later.
In search of... nevermind. Ditzy has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Bad breeding most evident Srgasman has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. No need to look further, Neva has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. M&G "Heckler of the Year"... Lobo has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. I mock, therefore I am. Cen is here. Cures 99.9% of All Jerks, Priscilla has just arrived. One can short of a six-pack, Lobo has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Signing up for Foreign Legion Indigo has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Star of Fed Soaps, Duke St. Rasal is here. Good Mood Overflowing! Netmndr has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Here she comes now, say Mony, Mony has just arrived. you have no doubt he must be Guilty has just arrived. When it couldn't get any worse, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Guess who's sleeping in YOUR bed? Ditzy has just vanished. Still A POOR person, Genike is here. With a sense of Deja Q, Qaxlor has just arrived.
Helpitsicey looks at wacth and runs
hehe sorry]
Your comm unit relays a message
from Oakan, "::pulls out a freshly baked tray of
Chocolate Au Pain and asks, Anyone want to couple?"
Guess who got a whistle? Bandle has
just arrived.
Your comm unit relays a message
from Jediknightq, "Disclaimer....I'm not responsible
for the spelling within the answers submitted ;)"
SPLAT! Neva has appeared with a
shimmer of teleportation effect.
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