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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate February 2002 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate February 2002 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in February 2002's Fed Funnies:
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212214:908 - Zeroz: WARNING!! Fatal Error in application call USER.EXE. Code: ID10T 212216:548 - Kup: You stroll over
to the empty notice board and admire the workmanship that
went into creating it. 212216:654 - Robroy: Post space For Sale! 212219:046 - Ditzy: Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. 212219:066 - Jordy: Love is like
pizza, when it's good, it's really good. When it's bad,
It's still pretty good. 212219:171 - Zero: My one attempt
to make the Fed Funnies... <point> <laugh>
<Rofl> <roflmao> <dies laughing>
<re-insures and laughs again> 212220:085 - Ruy: Firesale on the Sun in Sol, get all the fire you could ever need! 3 South of Mercury! Be sure to insure first! 212220:562 - Zeroz: <refuses to post> 212223:611 - Phelan: {{{{Brackets}}}} {{{{Gotta}}}} {{{{Love}}}} {{{{Em}}}} :) 212224:071 - Kup: I thought love
was just a fairy tale... Then I saw her face... Now I'm a
beleiver... Not a trace... of doubt in my mind. 212225:904 - Wolfyn: I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life! (((SirGlec!))) 212226:085 - Chewbacon: Monitor
error: click here to read more information. 212226:327 - Kama: Zen and the Art
of Planetary Maintenance 212226:983 - Memphisdave: If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." 212227:130 - Wolfyn: Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion! 212227:820 - Zero: There is a
particular science to unexplained stains on couches. It
makes me wonder if they are even as unexplained as they
seem. They are explainable, but the parties responsible
are probably very embarassed that they left evidence. 212228:533 - Thulium: ::Thought for the day:: Adding 1 meg of rads and 1 meg of anti gets you a whole lotta nothing {{{::tickles Rere:::}}} ;) 212228:679 - Wolfyn: A man who
keeps his feet planted firmly on the ground will have
trouble putting on his pants. (((Sirglec)))
(((Mid-afternoon Snack))) 212229:848 - Snowstar: ::ponders:: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? {{{Juelz Rulez}}} 212230:904 - Kama: I shot the pirate...but I did not shoot the Pegasus~ 212230:995 - Cen: FNN News: Today
Emperor Cen stated that he will be creating a new law
that cuts back workthingie sleep time by fifty percent.
Apparently the lazy buggers havent been producing enough
money on the half hour of sleep they have been getting. 212231:204 - Amun: Its 212231:204 Do you know where your kids are? 212231:267 - Greywolfie: I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! 212232:804 - Rere: Insanity is my only means of relaxation ;) Carnies! Wings! 212232:811 - Mysteryman: I don't understand why people continue to ask me if I suffer from insanity. I keep tellin' ya, I'm loving every second of it!!! ;) 212238:251 - Mony: "How to win
friends and influence people" By Duke Ron, now
availlable on Amazon.com 212239:926 - Whodoo: WANTED: Stud
Muffin. Must be tall, dark, handsome, intelligent, sexy
and witty. Compensation commensurate with experience.
Apply at Escapade. 212241:549 - Greyspacewolf:
::howls:: It's either too early or too late to be
up...where's my coffee?
212233:557 - Mur: HVD!! <--- Hands out corny cards and those tiny hearts that say 'Be My Workthingy' and 'Hot Energy Build!' 212233:581 - Rasal: I don't mind being shot in the tush by Cupid's arrow, but it makes a funny twang everytime I bang something. {{{ Jordy }}} {{{ Wolfyn }}} {{{ Caddo }}} {{{ WINGS }}} Happy Valentine's Day all. 212233:631 - Amun: Valentine's Day Forecast - Get out your chapstick folks, looks like a wet one is coming your way. It'll be downright steamy today with a 69 percent chance of nookie later this evening. - HVD!
In 35 characters or less, Ford has just vanished. Red stole my boxers and my heart! Jeblt has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Living proof of an insane universe, Ruy has just arrived. Packin an illegal tongue..... Justadawg has just disappeared. Could I give you 68 and owe you 1? Jordy is here. Vastly overqualified, Thevillageidiot has just arrived. the wandering Nomad has just gone north. Holy Katydidics batman! Foamfollower has just arrived. In answer to your fantasy, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Who said that Von has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
Trying to stay out of Fed funnies, Ruy is here.
She's still making me wait! Sirglec
is here. Wolf on a hot tin roof, Wolfyn is
here.
Bella pulls out a terminal and makes some adjustments to the universe, including removing the rain cloud from Alsatian...
Your comm unit relays message from
Geiiga, "What's the stuff you're supposed to take
when you're coming down with a cold?" Your comm unit relays a message from Jordy, "ya know, I thought about becoming a lesbian after my hubby and I went our different ways... but then he said if I did, he'd come crawling back to me"
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