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Earthdate December 2001


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What was in December 2001's Fed Funnies:

QUOTES OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
POSTS OF THE MONTH
DRINKS OF THE MONTH

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Hazed says, "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Sallyanne, "Sometimes it's a blessing

to only be able to concentrate on one thing at a time though. ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Shaman, "Maybe.... but have you played SimCopter? I think I'm more justified playing Fed... at least it's fun... and I'm interacting with people... Unstable people, granted.. but.... ;)"

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Re-tying the frayed ends of sanity, Cen is here.

Untying the frayed ends of sanity, Danny is here.

Working mother is redundant. Freya is here.

Shaken but not stirred, Martini is here.

Well it's about time that Snowlily has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Not paranoid, overly suspicious... Lobo has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

It's a bird..it's..aw, hell with it Foamfollower has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

The Germans would have you believe Memphisdave has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Your antivirus software warns you Ruylupez has just vanished.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212153:160 - Kariscats: One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life:that word is love. - Sophocles
212153:185 - Vlad: that's the one word that always seems to get me into trouble in here... -Vlad
212153:253 - Snowstar: Yeah, the word Vlad always gets me into trouble here too!

212154:041 - Kariscats: Dogs have Masters, Cats have Staff.....
212154:055 - Redclaw: and snakes have fangs....i dont get it.

212154:152 - Rasal: To the victors go the spoils. To the losers, the right to complain. :)

212157:736 - Ruylupez: I would appreciate it if everyone would stop doing things to make my life more difficult...I am running out of places to hide the bodies.

212157:832 - Fatkid: Why the hell doesnt Senator Bonfort just go and meet the damn delegation from Mars? what's keeping him?

212159:074 - Bsacarl: When all else fails, run like hell and pretend it never happened ;)
212159:090 - Breyer: Bsacarl, those are my thoughts exactly.
212159:175 - Ruylupez: Don't forget to hide the bodies first Carl!

212159:849 - Faramir: Ah Fed how i missed thee, oh wait i was away like 13 seconds, nevermind.

212162:676 - Qaxlor: I would like to prove that absolute power does indeed corrupt absolutely, I will require everyone's obedience, subservience and contributions of money, alcohol and sleeze. Thanks for you cooperation in this scientific endeavour.

212165:817 - Risadeamoconia: Errors have been made. Others will be blamed!

212166:270 - Stevec: OK, your planet is coming on-line and is number 1 in the queue. Well, well, FINALLY #1 in something. :)

212168:143 - Wolfyn: Everyday I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

212168:639 - Miasma: Nothing, not even pleasure, can bind two humans as close as a long-enduring vendetta, for it forces upon each a constant awareness of the strengths and vulnerabilities of the other, and commits them to a common purpose which colors all.

212171:400 - Ruylupez: The duchy of (Insert duchy name here) Is looking for (Insert description here) POs! Email me at (Insert e-mail address here) for info!
212172:108 - Deedee: Looking for a new (Insert noun here!) to call home. Looking for a (Insert noun here!) that is active. Will join (Insert a pronoun here!) today or if you e-mail me at (Insert a four lettered noun or verb here)@(Insert pronoun's ISP address here!)
212172:120 - Ditzy: Now I'm really confused. Who am I supposed to write about joining what? ::checks to see if I'm blonder than usual::

212172:013 - Midrats: As you go through life, take a minute to give a thought for the other person... he could be plotting something fun!

212172:277 - Snowstar: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! :)
212172:408 - Ruylupez: I have not lost my sanity....I have it on a backup disk somewhere
212172:634 - Neva: My sanity is somewhere between my mind and my marbles... I think

DRINKS OF THE MONTH

Martini has bought you a glass of the drink she has been named after - or perhaps she was the one the drink was named for?!

Chewbacon has bought you a drink! You aren't sure what it is, but you do notice "WARNING: Can cause giganticism" on the side of the bottle. You sip wondring what part of your body will become subject to it!
Lobo wonders why it would cause giganticism on the side of the bottle and not the rest of the bottle...


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