Web Fed News Yearbooks - August 2001

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Bront, "You know, I'd say that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything. But that would cause undue silence on 9."

Your comm unit relays a message from Jelly, "Right now, I'm paying I think 5 cents a minute to be on... it reminds me of early AOL days"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rude, "Ack!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Mav, "Why don't you wait till your Internet is back up?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Jelly, "Its not going to be for a few days..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Jelly, "That's why I'm not staying on long"

Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "it's called... a-d-d-i-c-t-t-i-o-n ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Mav, "I call it a-d-d-i-c-t-i-o-n, but that's just me ;)"

MOOD OF THE MONTH

Ms. Thang, err...Ms. Thane, Flair has entered the room.

FIGHTING MOOD OF THE MONTH

MAYDAY: Zara's ship under attack in Golgotha sector 37
Shot gun, git it done, come on Mony has just left, going southwest.
Shoot'em down, turn around, come on Mony has just arrived.
MAYDAY: Zara's ship under attack in Golgotha sector 32

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212025:851 - Freya: Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment. -- Robert Benchley

212030:597 - Puntmonster: The forcast for today: Severe lag with a 80 percent chance of punting.

212030:866 - Geiiga: This post has been left intentionally blank.
212030:925 - Phahoutthere: ::scribbles on Geiiga's post:: Now it's not ;)

212031:930 - Rastamon: I've seen the future.....I can't afford it

212031:954 - Cen: I've seen the future.......and frankly I lord over the planet so I'm not worried about it.

212032:600 - Macnbc: <taps the board> Hmm.. seems like something's busted here.. anybody wanna call the repairdroid?

212032:042 - Danny: There are three kinds of people, those who are confused and those who aren't.

212037:144 - Snowstar: HAUGE just rocks!! Congrats {{{Eric}}} and {*{*{Rasal}*}*}!!!
212037:173 - Draino: ::taps the podium after attendance::: Most planets ARE rocks class, and ..it should read ... "HAUGE is just ROCKS!" Hauge.. that's a demerit! -5 spelling, and -3 grammar!

212033:677 - Chewbacon: Secret to life: Aim your goals low so if you fail, you won't be as disappointed.
212033:707 - Chelsia: pesimists always know they will fail.. so are never disappointed...we have no goals to fail at either... next?
212033:777 - Thulium: "Hitch your wagon to a starship"... you still might fail, but at least you'll get the ride of your life! :)
212033:875 - Locksnatcher: It's... Aim for the moon, if you miss, at least you'll still land among the stars. :)
212033:894 - Anjuli: and probably get shot down by Pegasus.

212035:529 - Readerboy: I've always wondered..is it 'doo-key' or 'dutch-ee'?
212035:576 - Jelly: Readerboy -- My family yields from a duchy, and we call it a 'Doo-chee', but that could also be because of our background
212035:639 - Chelsia: that is debatable Reader... some call it doo-chee also... doo-chie... but some are closed, and also empty... so why not just call them un-duchies?
212035:641 - Rasal: Hauge: The Un-Duchy.
212035:645 - Neva: Tetons: The Duchy.
212035:682 - Derian: Spirochete in Mahiethy: The Douche.
212035:698 - Neecerie: Main Entry:duchy Pronunciation:'duh-chee Function:noun Inflected Form(s):plural duchies Etymology:Middle English duche, from Middle French duch, from duc Date:14th century 1 : the territory of a duke or duchess : DUKEDOM 2 : special domain.
212035:732 - Draino: Main Entry: Redundant . . . see above

212037:944 - Bix: hmmm, there's no yell command

212042:934 - Fang: Arfy..arf..arf! Fang wags his tail in greetings
212043:046 - Risadeamoconia: Arfy..arf..arf! Risa wags her tail in greetings.... then says "Wait I'm a dragon not a wolf!".

212043:681 - Cubkiller: I'm only 165megs away from starting my planet building phase... I'm looking for handouts :P and job opprotunities
212043:708 - Mav: I'm offering educational opportunities. Come to Mav for spelling lessons :)

212049:696 - Cubkiller: As my first duty as Squire I would like everyone to bow down to me.
212049:701 - Cruise: ::Begins to Bow down::: Hey wait a min... You should bow down to me.

212050:213 - Freya: To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so. -- Robert Orben

212050:946 - Phahoutthere: ::falls down, sliding over a bunch of marbles:: Ok... That Journeyman BigGroat is really gonna get it now...

212052:808 - Creepy: I guess I give everyone the creeps....:(
212052:825 - Mrlfive: Gets the creeps posting this close to creepy......
212052:836 - Jelly: ::watches Creepy's post creep up the boards::

212054:768 - Zidanetribal: If at first you don't succeed, give up and go play fed.

212055:181 - Windyman: 43.6 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

212056:068 - Risadeamoconia: Where will all the rhetorical questions end? Then ask where will that rhetorical question end?

212057:064 - Shaman: When in charge, ponder... When in trouble, delegate... When in doubt, mumble.

212057:161 - Bront: Buildin' buildin' buildin'; Get them workthings buildin'; Whip them to submition... Rawhide!

212057:512 - Wolfyn: <-- rubs her eyes, still dreaming of Sirglec.
212057:517 - Lobo: <-- rubs his eyes, still dreaming of lamb chops...
212057:571 - Vlad: you should really seek help if you dream about a sock puppet, Lobo...;) {{{{{Halloween!}}}}} {{{{Glynna}}}}}
212057:571 - Mat: <-- rubs his eyes, still dreaming of beanie weenies...

212057:631 - Windyman: The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it's comprehensible. (Albert Einstein)

212057:709 - Cruise: Lost in a world far far away. Nope not that one. No no not that one either.. Alittle farther over, STOP.. Awe man you passed it. A little more over. A tad more.. There you go that is the world im lost in...

212058:187 - Foamfollower: All who dare to cross her course ... are swallowed by her fearsome force; through the void, to be destroyed, or is there something more? Atomized, at the core, or thru the astral door ... to soar...((SEAREACH)) The magic begins with joining :)
212058:201 - Jazir: Threatening folks with death if they join your Duchy? I'm not sure if thats the best recruiting strategy, Foamy ;)

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

Ex Mur
Mur's wearing a cute dress made of sewn-together toe-tags!

SHIP OF THE MONTH

ex rasal's ship
This hot-rodded spybeam boasts a faster-than-light engine that gives all the -thrust- that Ras needs for -pounding- around the galaxy.

ACT OF THE MONTH

"goes to make some tea while she waits", says Bella.
Hazed pinches Bella's bum.
"no chance - I was out of range of the monitor when you did that!", exclaims Bella.
Hazed says, "I have long arms."
Bella exclaims, "Pah!"

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