WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate February 2001 |
FED FUNNIES |
What was in February 2001's Fed Funnies:
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Your comm unit relays a message
from Triton, "So how prey tell didja end up a
he-wolf ?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Rasal, ":::chuckles at the boards::: Hey WD,
you got an ad agency working for you over there or what?
;)" Your comm unit relays a message
from Shaman, "Awhile.... one word or two?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Chewbacon, "Geiiga, until the majority of the
channel tells me to go away- shutup." Your comm unit relays a message
from Rasal, "You can always open a savings account
with El Bank de Hauge. We guarantee hassle-free deposits,
and no withdraws. ;)" Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "Except for Danny, because as Hazed is the demi-goddess, he is the demi-satan." My alt could kick your alt's butt,
Spartanguy has just arrived. Duck, as a precaution: Derian has just appeared. A bad photo on his poetic license, Devon has just arrived. The following statement is *false*, Breyer is here. 211856:806 - Yerimagination: Am I really here, or am I just a figment of yer imagination? ;) 211861:403 - Memphisdave: !!BULLETIN!! This just in....75 percent of the population of FED is in the majority !!BULLETIN!! 211864:051 - Locksnatcher: Things
come along that push relationships to the seams,
threatening to rip them apart. Do we let it rip or do we
hold it together? 211865:165 - Rasal: If
you(apostrophe)re looking for a Duchy to join(comma) for
the love of all that(apostrophe)s holy(comma)
don(apostrophe)t join Hauge(period) Thanks(exclamation
mark) 211865:304 - Shaman: If you're
falling off of a building, you should just go limp, like
a dummy. Because people might see you and think,
"Hey.. free dummy", and try to catch you. 211865:518 - Memphisdave: It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man 211865:834 - Dez: The only accessories you need in life---Duct tape for when something moves and it shouldn't, and WD-40 for when something doesn't move and it should. 211868:238 - Derian: I could fall
from heaven. 211868:387 - Geiiga: Eh, just imagine I said something cryptic and vaguely frightening. I'm tired. Or better, imagine I expressed my disgust with all that is related to V-day. 211872:253 - Chewbacon: Missing: sense of common deceny. If found, please return to a w00kie. Calls to the name Chewbacon. Identified by a bumper sitcker that reads: "Pork - noun or verb? Which ever it is, it isn't me." Bearclaw has bought you a ...hey wait a minute. this glass is empty!!! you eye the drunken waitdroid suspiciously! OBSERVATION
OF THE MONTH Surrounded by his adoring fans, the Rockstar is here. ex rockstar You wink and say, "hehe maybe they are gathered around ya cause they can see up your gown"
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