Web Fed News Yearbooks - December 2000

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Deedee, "Is your name shorter than Risadeamoconia?"

Your comm unit comes to life with a Public Service announcement: "Camel has saved the galaxy from A Fate Worse Than Death!"
Zrasputin says, "oh dear god, a spitting duke"

Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "I never understood racism...I mean, once you've been roasted for an hour in a honey-glaze sauce, everyone tastes pretty much the same."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

magically delicious... Mynewday has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Muzzle rabidly dripping whip cream, Wolfyn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Official catfish eat...er, trainer, Catspaws has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

trying to make the funnies Mynewday has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Slipping bribes to the writer, Catspaws has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Its a bird! Its a plane! What a jip Iceddog has just arrived.

Brain at 50% - to be fair, Shiek has just disappeared.

<insert mood here> Chewbacon has just arrived.

making a fart sound with his armpit Qman has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Have you hugged your lunch today? Catspaws has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Who ordered a pizza? Locksnatcher has just arrived.

Your deluded imagination tells you Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Buy manic sell depressive, Xxyl has just arrived.

Not having a mood... Saffire has just disappeared.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211788:584 - Roberts: ::Grumbles as he gets out of bed:: Whars dat blasted paper-bot! 1/2 me Sundayz I get up an dars no paper waitin! thar goez yer Christmas Tip ya blasted bucket o' boltz! ::puts the 10ig BACK in his treas::

211788:887 - Locksnatcher: Note to self: Stop posting notes to yourself on the public board.

211788:947 - Breyer: Don't you hate it when you don't have anything to say?
211794:028 - Shaman: You can't carry a decent conversation with yourself? No she can't. I feel bad for her. So do I. SO what are we doing for dinner? I don't know, you tell me. Why do I always have to make the decisions!?

211794:029 - Chewbacon: Thank you for everyone showing up at my TTTT party. Those who didn't will be rewarded. All shimmerers please report to sol location 69 for your reward. Everyone who cannot shimmer, please goto the radioactive "club" on titan...thanks
211794:129 - Locksnatcher: Thanks Chewbacon! I got this awesome new body, and an insurance policy to boot! Yer the greatest!

211797:207 - Cloudstrife: It's 11:01...do you know where you are?

211798:111 - Koenig: It's not the vacuum, it's the total lack of air that gets to me...er...

211798:135 - Barracuda: Fairytails can come true, it can happen to you
211798:144 - Lilac: Wow...glad I'm not a fairy! I wouldn't want to grow a tail!

211798:768 - Danny: Why is it that nobody gets exciting about having a post over third? Allow me to break the trend. Woo! 13th!

211800:814 - Bug: Insects of the galaxy unite, you have nothing to lose but the swatters.

211791:067 - Wingedfrog: May the light always find you on a dreary day. When you need to be home, may you find a way. May you always have courage to take a chance. And never find frogs in your underpants. ((( Hamsterdom )))

211802:929 - Wolfyn: ...And on the first day, Ming created Groats. And it was good. Groats were Ming's first priority, you see.
211802:957 - Anjuli: Second day must have been Diesel. Something to spend the groats on.

211804:064 - Zhang: Everything that follows this line is true.
211804:075 - Derian: Everything before this line is false.
211804:079 - Alleycat: the line above this one is true

PERFORMANCE OF THE MONTH

The cleaner has just arrived.
The cleaner has just left.
Cloudstrife notes that the cleaner is more active than the occupants of this room..
Xxyl says, "You're ruining our silent motionless performance art."

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex evileric
He's armed and armoured to the teeth! Preparing for a planetary invasion, he seems to be looking for something.
He is carrying the coin, the chart, the beaker, the flower, the map, the watch, the thimble, the manifesto, the sandwich, the calendar, the Luncheon Voucher, the jam roly-poly, the pearls, the share, the oscilloscope, the monkey wrench, the WHOOSH, the klystron, the sugar cube, the black box, the diamond, the cookie, the soap, and the novel.

DRINKS OF THE MONTH

Bearclaw has bought you a ....well I guess it doesn't matter what it was does it? you've spilled it all over your self! look at you, oh well don't expect another one!!!!

Hazed has bought you some hot spiced wine with chunks of real artificial fruit in it, and tinsel around the glass. A sprig of holly threatens to poke your eye out with every sip, and a tiny plastic elf sings Xmas songs in a sickeningly high-pitched voice!

ACTS OF THE MONTH

Danny wheels a catapult from the closet.
Chewbacon exclaims, "Uh...Breyer...throw me...now!"
Danny says, "Get in."
Breyer throws Chewie into the catapult.
Chewbacon puts on some flight goggles and sits tight.
"Go.", says Chewbacon.
Danny yells, "PULL!" and pulls the lever.
Chewbacon shouts, "AHHH!!!!"
The bunnies are coming! Oh, and Chewbacon has just gone southeast.

a crusty curmidgeon Misterscrooge has just arrived.
Misterscrooge exclaims, "Bah Humbug!"
Misterscrooge looks down his nose at the ahhh mutt...
Alsatian looks up Misterscrooge's nose.
Alsatian exclaims, "Don't sneeze!"
Misterscrooge loses it completely and rolls laughing.
Alsatian catches it!
Catspaws plays with it!
Catspaws high fives the hound.
"Alright!", exclaims Alsatian.
Misterscrooge quickly regains his compsure, straightens himself with an "Harumph" as if nothing had happened.
"We're good :P", says Catspaws.

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