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Earthdate October 2000


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What was in October 2000's Fed Funnies:

QUOTES OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
POSTS OF THE MONTH
DRINKS OF THE MONTH
SHIP OF THE MONTHS

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "Welcome to Sunday night depression, your host for tongith is Newt ,,"
Your comm unit relays a message from Newtrush, "welcome to my trasures."
Your comm unit relays a message from Anjuli, "Erasures?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Newtrush, "I love the day when I see the sun shine...and a day when I can a lady that I love her."
Your comm unit relays a message from Anjuli, "Canned ladies?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "Women hate it when ya "can" em .."
Your comm unit relays a message from Newtrush, "the love that I need is behind me."
Your comm unit relays a message from Anjuli, "Careful where you sit, then."

Your comm unit relays a message from Readerboy, "one good thing I got from all these years of playing fed...I learned how to type quickly and without many typoes...;)"

Finian says, "Size may not matter but it's easier to cross the atlantic on an ocean liner than it is in a row boat."

Your comm unit relays a message from Zeroz, "I feel violated every time I use the Workbench.."

Talking about the duchy ban rule:
Your comm unit relays a message from Superglide, "this is just my opinion but its a silly rule for a adult game..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Bella, "probably, but then we have a number of silly adults playing the game."

Your comm unit relays a message from Dorian, "I gotz a "situation" brewing lol ..this could ONLY happen to me ;-p."
Your comm unit relays a message from Alsatian, "Nah, I've dumped on a lot of planets, Dorian."
Your comm unit relays a message from Dorian, "bah! dumping is not a worry atm ;-p."
Your comm unit relays a message from Alsatian, "It is when you need a pooper scooper to clean it up."
Your comm unit relays a message from Dorian, "nope...not even that......this is worse,or could get much worse ;-p."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlcat, "and what is 'THIS'?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Alsatian, "I dunno, they've fed me prunes and chocolate tonight."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kewlcat, "::no comment::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Dorian, "OMG!!!!!! am ......afk from this screen for a bit."
Your comm unit relays a message from Alsatian, "And that, folks, is what chocolate does to a dog."

211746:162 - Redspice: News: Senator Alsatian continues his bid for the presidenial race...even after having his boxers stolen by un-known boxer thief. "Boxer Thief" refuses to comment, but we noticed she kept scratching and had a large supply of Alsatian Flea powder

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Here to assassinate you Nishtar has just arrived.

Wandering in strange visions, Raphael has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Lag: Makes that kiss last n last! Panth has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Your Mind has just arrived.

A Terrible thing to waste, Your Mind has just arrived.

Looking for me? Your Mind has just appeared.

Hide the good silverware Nishtar is here.

The disembodied head of Derian is here.

Um, latin stuff goes here.. Readerboy has just appeared.

Oh look it's Errol Flynn. And now Penterkar has just arrived.

Being a Smartass as usual Badassonyxian has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

did you know that Snocat has just arrived.

along with the puntmonster... Mynewday has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Once lost, but now is found, Your Mind has just arrived.

Superboy in disguise, Cen is here.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211725:356 - Littleque: Deallocate 10 Intelligence, You cut your Intelligence - Causing disaffection amongst your brain cells causing you to become a Lawyer...

211735:195 - Derian: That that is is. That that is not is not. That that is predicted by meteorologists is, likewise, not.

211736:036 - Macnbc: <scribbles out his last post> Just think, now you'll never know what I wrote earlier.

211736:105 - Kup: Today I hauled 144 tons of concrete. What did I do for recreation, when I got home from work? I hauled in 11,034 tons of agri. God, Do I need a life!

211736:178 - Chewbacon: Ever noticed how many permits you have in your intentory...I say forget buying planets and make it out of papier-mache instead.

211736:190 - Riska: Then wouldn't you need a permit from the "Fine Art Society."

211737:163 - Danny: You know you have a problem when you need to post a response to your own post, since nobody else wants to.

211746:119 - Alsatian: <---- is not, and has never been, a Boxer.
211746:126 - Triton: <-- is not, and has never been a crustacean
211746:136 - Chewbacon: <---is not, and has never been a product of pork
211746:146 - Myangel: <-- is not, and never has.. oh wait..ne'ermind ;)
211746:154 - Snowbunny: <--- is not, and has never been a Welsh Rarebit.
211746:162 - Catspaws: Is not, and never has been..no wait, yes I have, and still do, everychance I get!
211746:163 - Shaman: <----is not, and has never been, a constable in Peru.
211746:163 - Kaipanther: Has not and never has gotton caught doing anything worth being accusedof=p Honest, No, Really! Honest=p
211746:168 - Raphael: <-- is not, and has never been a turtle
211746:171 - Sholuvr: <---is not, and has never been male
211746:179 - Bront: <--- is not, and has never been a boxer thief
211746:181 - Calodia: <--- is not, and have never been anything but innocent.

211741:031 - Macnbc: SWM seeks WT for long romance. Enjoys long walks on short piers and blowing up things. Contact if interested.

211744:093 - Kshandria: I came.. I saw.. I................... well do it really matter what I did????

211744:998 - Pugwash: "Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done." - James Ling

211749:023 - Danny: I'd just like to sadly and with a heavy heart announce, in the shadow of all the people quitting, that I'm not going anywhere. Put the party decorations away.

211749:122 - Shiek: Growing older is mandatory....Growing wiser is optional......

DRINKS OF THE MONTH

Raphael has bought you an Event Horizon, a spicey blend of Visions fruit nectars and Rum that send shimmering images dancing across your mind!

Nishtar buys you a Wal-Mart brand soda. Cause he's to poor to buy the fancy stuff.

SHIP OF THE MONTH

ex calodia's ship
Cali pilots the universes first whippy powered starship. A large tank of whippy is attached to the whippy rockets, leaving lovely flavored exhaust


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