WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate August 2000 |
FED FUNNIES |
What was in August 2000's Fed Funnies:
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QUOTES OF THE MONTH Your comm unit relays a message
from Danny, "I see the ring James Hetfield is
wearing in his latest music video, and decide I want it,
so I ask my mom where I might look for one like it. She
looks at it and says probably only on the Internet...is
there a satanicjewelry.com?" Your comm unit relays a message
from Mongo, "<---- didnt want to fight Sill
anyway :)" Your comm unit relays a message from Midrats, "In my next Fed life I'm coming back as someone who can spell!" Your comm unit crackles with a
message from Chewbacon, "Thought you were a PO"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Neecerie, ":::props her eyelids open:::" Your comm unit relays a message
from Qaxlor, ":450, time for traffic. An Imperial
freighter carrying stock has jacknifed on the spaceway
between Mercury and Venus...Spaceway Patrol is still on
the scene, directing traffic and DPW is still cleaning
up, so you may want to find an alternate route..." Your comm unit relays a message
from Manitoba, "i've been silently punted." You ask, "So Zras, are you a
sentient computer, or just extremely smart?" Your comm unit signals a tight beam
message from Bearclaw, "I haven't left yet for a
very important reason..." Tis is MISSING! No, wait. Tis is here. Look what the cat dragged in! Sholuvr has just arrived. A slightly out of focus holo of Raphael has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Pushed in on her own custom gurney, Deedee has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Semi-mood, errr, nude, Sholuvr is here. A fine kettle of fish and Chiefsgirl is here. So let us not talk falsely now... Rootofevil is here. Rubbing his bum from portin Lotus69 Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. with his boxers super-glued on, Coug has just arrived. My alt could kick your alt's butt, Spartanguy has just arrived. 1 build down, millions to go... Grethor has just arrived. Biv, Bv, Bvi, Bvii, Bviii, Bix is here. DON'T FORGET TO RE-INSURE YOURSELF! Lagkiller has just arrived. Knight, now in a portable form! Sir Bront has just vanished. Not a god but plays one in fed Zrasputin has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Prime mood space available... Barb is here. You ever have that dream where Sir Bront has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. 211650:739 - Erika: I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. 211653:096 - Pan: ::: taps his foot
and looks at his watch ::: 211663:371 - Ruylupez: Top 5 things to do while waiting for your planet to come online: 5. Shoot down a trader 4. completley redesign your planet in genesis. 3. Chat with anyone you can find. 2. Complain about the delay. 1. Make up a stupid post for the boards 211668:127 - Wolfyn: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 211672:639 - Zrasputin: In today's
currency market the value of the Imperial Groat rose on
word that the followers of Ming had located him. 211681:535 - Quqi: Lookung for female cookie..Object, Batchrimony..May be chocolate chip, peanut butter, oreo, wafer, oatmeal, or other.Interested cookies please send recipe and photo to me on Que..Animal crackers need not apply. 211682:086 - Quqi: Be there no female cookie in all of Fed? One that I might woo, and wed? Be she Oreo, Wafer, Double-stuffed or Cream,..Oatmeal, Raisin, Chocolate chip-my Dream!..Send photo & recipe to me, on Que...But NO Animal Crackers, thank you! 211682:115 - Chewbacon: MISSING: Brain that belongs to a w00kie...identifiable by bumper sticker on left hemisphere that reads: I'm not a pork product. If found, do not damage the last few cells and return to it's owner. Hope I didn't leave anything out in this message. 211687:232 - Preacher: Have you
whipped your Duke today? If not give me a call, I'll do
it for you ;) 211687:266 - Pixi: The universe
clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be
readily seen from the convenient way the sun comes up in
the morning, when people are ready to start the day. 211654:165 - Jediknightq: Do you have a hauling problem? Does it seem like thats all you do in Fed? Want to get out and socialize more? Come to HA (Haulers Anonymous) and get the help you need. Please, do it now.....if not for yourself, for your poor, tired ship..... 211654:327 - Calodia: Join the Save the Posts Foundation. Don't be a post killer, just say no to posting. ::Pouts at killing a post:: Well, some must die so that others may live. 211654:329 - Swald: (this space
available for short or long term lease) 211655:060 - Saffire: People have the right to be stupid (especially here in Fed), but some abuse that privilege 211655:641 - Cen: 400 meg reward
for the capture of the person who sends Not so Funny Fed
Funnys into the Chronicle.....Dead or Alive! 211658:541 - Nangbok: Daily
Attainable Affirmation for Stardate: 211695:294 - Locksnatcher: This is a public health bulletin. Teleporters have been found to cause severe brain rotting. Thank you. ex bearclaw's ship It's held together with bailing wire and ducttape! there's a wad of chewing gum pluging a hole Snocat has put his foot in his mouth so often he has come to like the taste of shoe leather The cleaner has just arrived.
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