Web Fed News Yearbooks - April 2000

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Then tell us when you actually promote, that's a big thing. But...allow me to let you in on a secret...nobody cares that you did build #43. When we say congradulations we're faking it. We want you to be quiet until you build another one."

Your comm unit relays a message from Ratsoprizo, "I once thought I was wrong, but I was wrong."

Pintomike is not a clown.
Day says, "Mike just looks like one :P"

Your comm unit relays a message from Cressida, "He was irrational the other day and I supported him, I asked what happened to Bite and he says Peggy was irrational because she's PMSing..therefore... Filbert was PMSing last week...right?"

Hellbug starts to polish charades Halo.
"I like it tarnished..it gives me an excuse.", says Charade.

Filbert says, "I'm going to go sit on my throne"
Charade hands Fil a newspaper.

This little Pig has just arrived.
Ryno looks for the other two pigs...
Ryno sighs... darned wolf must've gotten em...
"That's why I make my planets from brick!", exclaims Pig.

Your comm unit relays a message from Filbert, "I'm going to go for a walk in the rain... be back later."
Your comm unit relays a message from Kingdragon, "Don't forget the soap, Fil."

Your comm unit relays a message from Pintomike, "Damn it, Barb, you're not allowed.....Hell isn't something you can observe...it's an activity..:)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Bartholomew, "Like this one...Your comm unit relays a message from Fancy, "Olias revealed nine species for the genus Snertis in his column. These are three of them.""
Your comm unit relays a message from Bartholomew, "What is Pintomike, Filbert and Geiiga?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "ok 9... am in a debating kinda mood.... what's a good subject we can debate?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Filbert, "Chaos Theory and its practical applications to teleportation in the field of Theoretical Physics"
Your comm unit relays a message from Filbert, "You start ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Konica, "if you're a Duke, looking for planets, I'm going to be looking for a duchy someday... asking again, anyone need unis facs on their planet, supplying monos?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Konica, "or Duchess, it doesn't matter to me."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfyn, "What an offer, Konica. You can build 12 on Caddo."
Your comm unit relays a message from Konica, "you got it, Wolfyn... thanks."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfyn, "::knows one duchy that will probably get crossed off the possibilities list::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Konica, ":::crosses off Caddo::: ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfyn, "Oops. :)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "if you feel that your way of trading is perfectly acceptable then no doubt you will find lots of duchies willing to let you trade in them"
Your comm unit relays a message from Jej, "Not true Hazed...a lot of people (believe it or not) don't see eye to eye with me."
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "Hmmm Jej, maybe that should tell you something :)"

Charade is always gentle, Sho..
Charade says, "except for the times when I'm not.."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lark, "::::breathes in and out into a paper bag:::.....I think I am entirely too attached to my groats. I may need therapy."

"I got a present for ya!", exclaims Machina.
Machina hands Meg a kid
"a kid ?", asks Megesner.
"stop giving our kids away", Jordy says.
Aiki says, "oh-oh another one, that makes 18"

Gavin has given Ishtar a sloppy kiss!
Gavin winks and says, "Oops, that's no good"
Gavin has given Ishtar a sloppy kiss!
Gavin says, "Grr . . . a little drunk after just one drink"
Gavin has given Ishtar a sloppy kiss!
"GAH!!!", Gavin shouts.
Gavin has given Ishtar a hot kiss!
"Much better", Gavin says.
"The GAH scared the random qualifier into submission =P", says Gavin.

MOODS OF THE MONTH

If this isn't me? Then who is it? Psylock has just arrived.

My modem took my heart!!! Sashaqt is here.

With a little cloud trailing, Teenangel has just arrived.

The Cloud Surfing Prince Sniperspy has just arrived.

Having a bad gas....chips day Inxs has just arrived.

Click! Konica has just gone north.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211535:347 - Pintomike: My dear, I have always loved you! You are the greatest, the most attractive, the most intelligent person which could grace this dataspace. I am lost without you....forever missing you: I love you, Pintomike!! <hugs himself>
211535:748 - Bozoboyz: ::wipes a tear when looking at Mike's love for himself:: They make a wonderful couple.

211536:092 - Jordy: Buggie..I go jello when you smile,If you stand too close to me,I might melt down from the heat.If ya look my way one more time,I'm gonna go out of my mind.You stop me in my tracks,I'm such a sucker for your eyes,They permanently paralyze.
211536:105 - Pintomike: Mikey...when you smile, my knees turn to putty. If you stand too close to me, I might burn with passion. If you look my way one more time, I might jump you right then and there. You stop me in my tracks, I love you so dearly...<kisses himself>
211536:108 - Bozoboyz: They make such a beautiful couple.. ::wipes a tear and gets an evil glint in his eye:: So WHEN are you going to get married? ::smiles in an annoying wedding-reception-moment kind of way::

211543:279 - Deltacks: I really dont have anything important to post i just read the board so much i wanted to see my name when i do it.

211545:019 - Geiiga: Ever start doing something, then forget right in the mi

211544:663 - Rasalhauge: You know you've spent too much time in Fed, when you hear a joke in that other place and instead of laughing, you actually say 'LOL'

211547:470 - Philihp: Please ignore this post, i just felt like pushing everyone else's post up one slot.

211551:122 - Breyer: Attention If You Know, Don't tell, if You Don't know..wait to be told. If your just plain confused, don't worry, they all are.

211553:009 - Jordy: I'm home, naked and thinking of ice cream....
211553:010 - Kao: I'm home, naked, and licking the chocolate syrup ;)
211553:012 - Breyer: I'm home, Fully Dressed, and thinking about you two naked! ;)
211553:027 - Ldyemrald: Thanks for the mental picture Kao. :::winks:::

211564:108 - Breyer: Congratulations Breyer for doing nothing today, yesterday, and chances are tomorrow! May the void in your life be filled with hauling, cantina snerts, and the occasional snogging bandit.

211560:135 - Koj: God created the Earth in six days, rested on the seventh, and logged into Fed on the eighth...
211560:140 - Katheryne: and got punted from his ISP on the ninth

211566:126 - Sashaqt: Looking for a man who can wine and dine... send credit cards only please:)

211569:845 - Jelly: I'm part of the society against scrolling off old posts. All who wishes to join please cont... Oh dear... ::looks at the post she just scrolled off::

211569:886 - Kilepoet: Once upon a time, there was a player mime. No one could see what he said, so they thought he was dead. and left him at galactic midnight.

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex cup
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ex labacia
You see an old man you recognize as the pope, but he is also dancing, drinking, and hitting on everyone in the bar, despite gender!

Moria asks, "oh...like what i'm wearing?"
ex moria
Moria peers at you from behind a mysterious looking pair of X-Ray glasses that she picked up from an internet ad. Do you feel naked?
Almandot says, "Yes I do...in fact if you'd EX ME! :P"
ex almandot
Oh my gosh! ALMANDOT IS NAKED!!! You quickly turn your head.

ex daverz
You see a man wearing the t-shirt and jeans. He looks like he just joined Fed.

ex Teenangel
In tank top & shorts, pretty white wings, & Sniper feather on a gold chain. You grin at the "DD" & "toe" tags hanging from her "I'm Insured" braclet.

ex Sniperspy
You see a guy in a common spy tuxedo... Attached to his breast pocket is a Teenangel feather... He also has wings folded up on his back.

ex Fellig
This man is wearing a very nicely tailored suit. The trouble is that it's a woman's suit. Very nice legs, though.

ex Swald
In a hot pink leather teddy, fishnet stockings, and heels. He holds a jack-n-coke and matching leather whip. A tiarra upon his head. He grins enticingly at you.

ex Swald
Dressed in a purple polka-dotted tutu, matching shirt and tights, a martini in one hand, a magic wand in the other. A cigar hangs loosely from his lips, he grumbles a hello at you.

ACT OF THE MONTH

The cleaner has just arrived.
Magesmiley pulls out a small catapult.
Magesmiley places the cleaner on the catapult.
"PULL!", shouts Magesmiley.
The cleaner has just left.

SHIP OF THE MONTH

ex Gavin's ship
It's painted the usual manky shade of institutional grey, but the hull is dented in places where Gavin has raged at the frustrations of PO'dom.

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