POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 113242:3051 - Robius: You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
Stardate: 113244:3042 - Devaberial: And even if you see the baby emerging, it's probably best not to say anything. You don't want to draw attention to yourself, and remind her that she wants to kill you immediately.
Stardate: 113302:4094 - Kella: At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Stardate: 113309:8092 - Freya: Little girls eventually become young women. Little boys have the job for life!
Stardate: 113318:2968 - Freya: Sometimes a majority only means that all the fools are on the same side
Stardate: 113319:3650 - Robius: There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Stardate: 113319:8651 - Roselie: This is a hobby! Really! A hobby!
Stardate: 113319:8690 - Hitman: Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
Stardate: 113344:2094 - Jdcollins: Ham and Eggs, A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Stardate: 113344:3749 - Freya: The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.
Stardate: 113337:3122 - Roselie: Obey Gravity. It's the Law.
Stardate: 113337:4572 - Zand: Hmmm, I always heard that it's not really a law, but more of a suggestion!
Stardate: 113337:4725 - Robius: Gravity is a myth! Earth just sucks!
Stardate: 113341:0601 - Djentsch: So do Vacums
Stardate: 113347:8473 - Roland: The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. - Paula Poundstone
Stardate: 113350:3462 - Sycorax: The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker
Stardate: 113387:6992 - Hitman: I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
Stardate: 113399:2500 - Roland: There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count, and those who can't
Stardate: 113406:3169 - Hitman: Where all think alike, no one thinks very much. - Walter Lippmann
Stardate: 113411:5751 - Deshou: We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. ~ Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Stardate: 113441:8346 - Roselie: Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
Stardate: 113451:6641 - Roselie: I'm 333 = Only half evil!
Stardate: 113451:9763 - Hitman: The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Stardate: 113453:0328 - Art: For as long as I can remember I've had amnesia.
Stardate: 113456:7375 - Vlad: Has anyone seen my nose? It should be tired....it was running all night.
Stardate: 113465:2732 - Hitman: For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Please don't grope the misanthrope, Devaberial is here.
Akaturi - Venusian for carpel tunnel, Roland has just arrived.
Mood cleared... Robius has left.
Playing in the snow and singing Christmas Carols, Darkangel is here.
The taxman's ill-treated mistress, Kella is here.
Just scratching the surface Scratch has just arrived.
This doesn't involve me dressing up as little bo peep does it? Robius has left.
Inertially challenged, Roselie is here.
Giving gossip columnists nightmares, Kella has just arrived.
Writing a nasty column about you, Vorlar has just arrived.
Looking for the hamster who runs the server wheel, Catspaws has just arrived.
For your own well being, you should pretend that you don't see that Guido is here.
Original Prescription Strength Occy has just arrived.
Thinking outside the box, Hitman is here.
Thinking outside the taco shell, Roselie has just arrived.
Got Dirt? Occy has left.
Why should I pay attention? It never pays me. Robius is here.
MATCHING MOODS OF THE WEEK
Hitman's latest contract, Roselie is here. Roselie is carrying a keyring.
Now thats a contract I could fulfill over and over, Hitman is here.
I'm with her, Robius is here.
I'm with him, Jessecka is here.
Happilly married and ready to party :-) Prometheus has left.
Married to the most wonderful Man in the Universe Siofra has left.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tacrich, "Those of you with sensitive ears (or equivelant), cover them please for a second"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tacrich, "Crudbunnies!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tacrich, "I forgot to collect the cargo before delivering it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "I think it's easier to suspend disbelief and get into the role playing when you don't have the rest of us chattering away about real life"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "i find that the disney experience is enhanced when minnie isn't talking about the menopause"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "Uggghhhh Monkey"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "I could have gone through my life without hearing that."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "it's hard to suspend disbelief in the face of overwhelming reality. Yep, maybe that would have been a better way to phrase it....."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yubba, "is getting tired of trips to The Lattice. feels like beginning dance class...step onto black...step onto white..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "I find it more like twister with the Step onto greens and yellows and blues and greys and...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yubba, "lol. yeah! twister!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Darkangel, "that'd be hilarious, right hand yellow, left foot grey"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Ouch Dj, you'd teleport half your body one way and half the other."
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH
> ex flood
Flood is dressed in a nondescript exciting grey coverall, which is very different from the rest of the population.
NEAR MISS OF THE MONTH
hug hazed
The divine interventionist, Hazed has left.
Hazed isn't here!
OVER-ACTING OF THE MONTH
Federation II will be closing down for a short while in five minutes time.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mentallyhayzed, "what's a short time...{clutches heart from withdrawl pains....}"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "about ten seconds"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "much faster then classic. that takes about 30 minutes"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mentallyhayzed, "oh....{cut's theatrics}"
ACCIDENT OF THE WEEK
Robius pulls out his official redryder carbon pump action bb gun and shoots it. It ricochets and hits an icicle causing it to break loose and hit his eye.
Robius exclaims, "Oh god. I shot my eye out!!"
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