POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 111497:6566 - Jessecka: Having an open mind is great, just not so open your brains fall out.
Stardate: 111497:9179 - Nomad: thoughts of a commander "oh man all this hauling" Thoughts of a Captain "Man look more hauling, will this never end" Thought of a adventure "cool no more hauling,dam i got to do what and where",Thought of a merchant" wow this is way cool lots of megs" Thoughts of trader "who are you and why did you tax me 600kig, what i cant buy on the ex and what the heck is this for a future".....
Stardate: 111516:6173 - Risadeamoconia: accept job 666. Your bid is accepted. Please report to the offices of Lucifer, Inc on Hell to arrange collection of your soul.
Stardate: 111528:4191 - Djentsch: Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. -- Oscar Wilde
Stardate: 111542:9005 - Cup: Once upon a time... Or, maybe twice.....
Stardate: 111544:4280 - Gandolf: You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Stardate: 111545:0843 - Risadeamoconia: Voices talk to Gandolf once or twice an hour?
Stardate: 111554:0249 - Freya: If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. -- Mel Brooks
Stardate: 111574:3668 - Gandolf: Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to fly by again?
Stardate: 111574:4935 - Gandolf: Oh dear, I'm afraid it will never work between us, Risa... I can't pronounce your name!
Stardate: 111579:3383 - Risadeamoconia: Insainty is not just a frame of mind. Its a way of life!
Stardate: 111591:9304 - Nicholas: post 'Twas brilling and the slithytoves did gyre and gimble in the wabe. All mimsy were the credit cards, and the finances were staved!
Stardate: 111599:9126 - Hazed: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome - Isaac Asimov.
Stardate: 111600:5167 - Devaberial: Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen.
Stardate: 111601:0592 - Djentsch: Life is what you make it out of. Don't use Cheese Whiz. (Djentsch)
Stardate: 111604:2237 - Jessecka: I have found out that I get drunk after one drink. I just can't remember if it is the 13th one or the 14th one.----George Burns
Stardate: 111630:0687 - Djentsch: What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Stardate: 111642:2034 - Freya: Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Stardate: 111654:1944 - Risadeamoconia: Fore-sight is even better when that enables you to know the mistake before its made in the first place!
Stardate: 111681:4224 - Paul: I need to figure out a way to hide my groats in old fed so that I can go dig them up in new fed, any ideas?
Stardate: 111682:1503 - Midrats: You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Stardate: 111689:1922 - Nomad: Wanted ....Cure for the common cold... and while you are at it sell me the deed to the Brooklin Bridge too..........
Stardate: 111691:2301 - Risadeamoconia: I am selling the cure to the common cold and the deed to the George Washington Bridge. Sorry the Brooklin Bridge was sold last weak.
Stardate: 111691:3436 - Saxon: And a fine price I got for it too ;)
Stardate: 111692:4190 - Djentsch: It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem. - Malcolm Forbes (1919-1990)
Stardate: 111695:0636 - Justamir: The more that I walk into Armstrong Cuthbert, the more that "akaturi" starts to sound like "thank you, Sir, may I have another?"
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Wide awake and dreaming, Dorian has just arrived.
Needs to soak her feet, feeling like a UPS delivery person Tiarra has just arrived.
Angels do exist, cause I just married one Stuverats is here.
A spoon, a saucer and a Cup has left.
hip hip hooray! Furgas has left.
Look! Reethyn has just arrived.
if you get there before I do, you must have cheated, Boone has left.
I've got a luverly bunch of coconuts, Boone is here.
hunting for my giant stuff squid Furgas has left.
Forever lost because his map keeps telling him 'You are Here', Gandolf has left.
with a void in her head, Lady Risadeamoconia is here.
Exclaiming "I've got a golden ticket!" Ragnor has left.
Insert Mood Here> Reethyn is here.
Flapping his arms for speed, Hugo is here.
Longing for the days of FedNav, Judson is here.
Anxious to build those Akaturi credits, Elar is here.
In a drunken chocolate stupor, Gandolf has just arrived.
The Galactic Cartographer, Lord Ryuken is here.
Sir Gandolf is here.
I'll tell you what akaturi can do for you, Hitman is here.
Chanting "less than 200 to go" under his breath, Elar has left.
Wearing a badge that reads "Hello, My Name is ________, How May I Help You?" Gandroid is here.
Rolling in Radioactive RNA, Ryuken is here.
hauling output on his back Furgas has left.
Trying not to be moody, Rip has just arrived.
Old enough to have played Fed on AOL, Necrose has just arrived.
Chanting "gotta beat the taxman - less than 45 to go" under his breath, Elar has just arrived.
Riding on his Tonka Truck, waving at the masses, Sleeperagent is here.
Climbing that corporate ladder, Jessecka has left.
Just another lumberjack.. and he's OK, because he sleeps all night and he works all day, Gandolf has left.
Lolling about like a sea monkey in beer Monodefuego has just arrived.
Flying by midnight, Gandolf has left.
carrying his crayon permit for the color black Furgas has left.
4 Years of University and all I got was a BS! Arlene has just arrived.
All tanked up and ready to roll Monodefuego is here.
Pickup, Dropoff, Rinse and repeat... Tinviper has left.
Living the merchant life at last, Elar is here.
The Best Adventuress, Lady Risadeamoconia has left.
On the run from customs Furgas is here.
Being moody once again, Rip has left.
Riding on his Tonka Truck, waving at the masses, Sleeperagent is here.
I thought everyone in Fed was nuts, then I figured out it was Ferreri has just arrived.
Smoking heavily, Monodefuego has left.
Coloring the comms with fun, Jessecka has left.
You are here, I am not, Rip has left.
Destined to be burned by the sun, Rasal is here.
Singing "If it takes forever,..." Art is here.
Trading futures like nobody's business... Ryuken has just arrived.
Radiating Radioactive RNA, Ryuken is here.
Walking around with coloring book and crayons in hand, Ryuken has left.
Not beliving how many Akaturi Jobs he has left, Rip has left.
Goldfish Derby champion jockey, the ever-aquatic Marina is here.
In AK Hell, Cyril has left.
Not available in stores, Roselie has left.
Hovering 6 inches off the ground, Gandolf has just arrived.
Only doing what the nice voices tell him to do, Boone is here.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet and I like cheese. Suffering from ADD, Gandolf has left.
Editing the truth for your protection, Arlene is here.
Is there a nutcase about because Filbert has left.
Leaving a trail of discarded nut shells Filbert has just arrived.
Finally a traitor. Er, Trader, Monodefuego is here.
Uggg. Not believing he ate the whole thing, Archer has just arrived.
Will pay $500 for 500 Akaturi Credits, Necrose has left.
A merchant stripped of his factories, Gandroid is here
Watching her merchant rating go up too slowly, Regina has just arrived.
The definition of fantastic: Arlene has left.
Hunting snerts, Boone is here.
Shifting in and out of phase, Gandolf has just arrived.
With a 143 reasons of being in a crummy mood Swift has left.
Watching her merchant rating go up too slowly, Regina has left.
Smelling of rum and whiskey, Gandolf has left.
If sex were fast food, there'd be golden arches over Arlene is here.
I'm hauling and I can't get up, Auhatch is here.
Living proof of an insane universe, Paul has left.
Could it really be?, Reethyn has just arrived.
Proud of putting the smoke back in the power supply, Hitman has left.
Republic credits will be fine... Doggah has just arrived.
Tabi Schmabi Mur has left.
Battered and bloody from the beating he's taking in the futures market, Necrose has just arrived.
This mood intentionally made dull, Arlene has just arrived.
Liquidating like a madwoman, Regina has just arrived
Starting to glow green from Jade visits, Boone has left.
The taxman cometh, and running from him, Hitman has left.
Wearing nothing but a smile, Boone has left.
The Dark Lord of Synths, Monodefuego is here.
Moving under remote control, Safer is here.
Comrade Starlin has arrived.
Late for a date with a customs official, Brookerf has just arrived.
sdrawkcaB gninnuR, Boone is here.
With a hop, skip, and a jump Regina is here.
With his medallion caught in the door, Paul has left.
The socialite with the bubbly personality, Jessecka has left.
Moving with a grace most women envy and all men drool over, Bamababe is here.
remembering that last dance Bourbon has left.
HAPPY COUPLE OF THE MONTH
Looking for a grope . . . errr, groat, Necrose has just arrived.
Looking for a Necrose to grope, Monodefuego is here.
NOT-SO-HAPPY COUPLE OF THE MONTH
pestering catspaws Squeeky has just arrived.
Building a better mousetrap, Catspaws has left.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "customs wait til the certificate is done then they slam you i got hit 5 times in a row by customs the day my 10 grace was over"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Risadeamoconia, "They miss you!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed "They are making up for all the times they couldn't get you before"
Ferreri says, "my dog is eating something crunchy, think the possum got caught"
Djentsch says, "there is gonna be a mess i think"
Ferreri says, "no"
Monodefuego says, "It's only 1 am, but I think I've just heard the most awful thing I'll be hearing today."
Djentsch asks, "really, what is that?"
Ferreri asks, "what is that?"
Fester asks, "out of beer?"
Djentsch says, "time for bed"
Monodefuego says, "Ack! Correction, the second worst thing."
Djentsch chuckles
Djentsch asks, "well, what was it?"
Monodefuego says, "The possum thing. Ugh. But then the out of beer comment proved me wrong."
Gearjammer giggles
Djentsch laughs
Monodefuego says, "I guess of all the adjectives I've ever imagined to describe a possum, "crunchy" was not one of them."
Federation II will be closing down for a short while in ten minutes time.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "The sky is falling! Oh wait... that's just the reset notice."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Necrose, "Hi, all. What a great day to criss-cross the solar system in search of akaturi credits."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Yahoo..finally made it to Captain."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Well done there! There's nothing quite as good as the feeling of moving from debtor to pauper."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "Hazed, when will the mental part of the hosptial be ready?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "you trying to lock me up already Love?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You think it's come to that, DJ?
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "No worries. I plan on making a giant space asylum when interstellar travel is back online."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Wouldn't it be better to have such a facility on the moon?
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Regina, "I think a giant asylum is just what fed needs"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Regina, if you replace the word "needs" with "is" you might be more accurate
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Regina, "lol, very true hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Archer, "T,C&B intelligence report for Mars: A serious warehouse fire seems likely to cause shortages of crystals. Better reschedule that New Age convention . . ."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Regina, "Who do you think started the fire? It was a rival new age group that wanted to stop the convention. ;-)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Archer, "Well now they will spend eternity with tainted auras..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You'd think they could have used the crystals to foresee what was going to happen"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Archer, "Maybe they were'nt the brightest crystals in the formation? ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tawn, "of course now i should break away from the computer and do something like eat lunch"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Regina, "Who needs to eat when they're groats to be made ;)"
EGO OF THE WEEK
Now accepting all offers of love and devotion, Jessecka has left.
Worthy of your worship, Jessecka has left.
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