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EARTHDATE: January 17, 2016

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UNDERWEAR OF THE WEEK: AN END TO BUILDER’S BUM

by Hazed

Builder’s bum, plumber’s crack, bottom cleavage… whatever it’s called, when a workman bends down and reveals the top of their backside it is not a pretty sight.

Now a Frenchman called Adrien Herve-Pellissier has developed a cure for it, in the form of special underwear that will prevent the unsightly display. It’s a simple idea; as the inventor says, “The underwear has a large elastic band on it, you see, so when you squat down we don’t have to see your arse.”

He has been selling the underwear online and since it hit the news he says the phone hasn’t stopped ringing. He’s now looking at the possibility of getting the undies into the shops.

I think it should become a compulsory part of any workman’s uniform.

Source: http://www.thelocal.fr/20151030/frenchman-invents-cure-for-builders-crack

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