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EARTHDATE: December 7, 2014

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REAL LIFE NEWS: THE FIRST DATE FROM HELL

By Hazed

Poor Jeffrey Mack, truly unlucky in love. He hooked up with a date after they met online. The new woman in his life was called Heather Dureen Hegre, and Jeffrey had high hopes for their relationship. He arranged to meet the woman for the first time in real life at Arby’s.

She climbed into his car and suggested he buy her a milkshake from the drive-through restaurant. He was a gentleman, so he obliged. He paid for her drink using a five dollar bill and got two one dollar bills in change. Then he left his wallet in the centre console of the car.

Sadly this is where it all went wrong. Heather grabbed his wallet and ran off with it. She wasn’t the love of his life after all – she was a thief! Poor Jeffrey. What a betrayal.

But he got his revenge. He called the police and gave them Heather’s cellphone number. The Police phoned her up and arranged a rendezvous at Arby’s – I assume they were pretending to be another potential suitor. She didn’t suspect that the meeting was a trap and drove into view – so they arrested her.

Jeffrey got his wallet back, complete with the two dollars in change inside it.

He’s probably going to be a bit more careful when he arranges dates online in future!

Source: http://gawker.com/perfect-gentleman-takes-date-to-arby-s-gets-robbed-1656361615
(Thanks to DJ for the tip.)

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