EASTER BREAK
by Hazed
No sooner have we returned from a news break, than it’s time for another one! Next weekend is Easter, when here in the UK us poor working stiffs enjoy two days off from the daily grind, giving us a glorious four-day weekend. In order to take full advantage of this holiday, we won’t be publishing the Star.
After all, we’re going to need all that time to enjoy the beautiful English weather. Not to mention having a mountain of chocolate eggs to gorge on.
Your favourite newspaper will return the following week, on Sunday April 27.