NEWS BREAK NEXT WEEK
by Hazed
There will be no issue of the Fed2 Star next week, because I have to send my new minions away to have their software tweaked.
You will recall that I have retasked two of Diesel’s waitdroids to become my newsdroids, after the shocking treachery and subsequent destruction of the previous crew. (Still don’t know what to do with the ashtrays they were turned into...) The ex-waitdroids have been coping well with their new duties, but there is room for improvement, so I’m sending them for a week’s intensive study at journalism camp.
I expect them to come back full of zest for investigative reporting, able to conduct their own enquiries and generate stories without my intervention. Or at the very least, able to find interesting articles in other newspapers and rip them off!
The Fed2 Star will be back on Sunday November 17.
