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EARTHDATE: October 28, 2012

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DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE WEEK: DO NOT RETURN

by Hazed

Here’s a tip for aspiring villains: do not return to the scene of the crime. Words a bank robber from Syracuse, NY would have done well to heed.

The dumb criminal in question, Arthur Bundrage, walked into the Alliance Bank in his local town a few days ago, and demanded that a teller give him $20,000 in cash. At first the teller said no, but when Bundrage repeated his demand the teller gave him some cash. So Bundrage left.

As you would expect, once he was out the door, the bank called the cops, who responded promptly.

Meanwhile, Bundrage discovered that the teller had not given him the whole $20,000 he wanted. So he returned to the bank - which was by now full of police - and tried to get in again.

He was, naturally, arrested and he’s now being held in jail on charges of fourth-degree larceny.

Source: http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.ssf/2012/10/short-changed_robber_returns_t.html

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