POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 134245:5944 - Wildbill: Are twin brothers called sunsets?
Stardate: 134245:6130 - Wildbill: I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.
Stardate: 134255:7125 - Wildbill: The man put his name on the neck of his shirt so he would have collar ID.
Stardate: 134255:7148 - Wildbill: If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird, it Scandinavian.
Stardate: 134255:7228 - Wildbill: Did you hear about the man who got his finger stuck in his computer? He was trying to insert his thumb drive.
Stardate: 134263:6063 - Wildbill: Flying these days is a frisky business.
Stardate: 134275:2370 - Wildbill: Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
Stardate: 134281:2448 - Wildbill: I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife’s sewing box. It was a crewel turn of events.
Stardate: 134281:2625 - Wildbill: The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.
Stardate: 134281:2656 - Wildbill: My cavity wasn’t fixed by my regular dentist, but by a guy who was filling in.
