REAL LIFE NEWS: BIRDS LOVE TO DROP ON RED CARS
by Hazed
Bad luck if you own a red car. New research shows that cars of that color attract more bird droppings than other hues.
Cars in five UK cities (Brighton, Glasgow, Leeds, Manchester and Bristol) were analysed and the results showed that 18% of red cars were splattered with droppings. Blue cars were next, with 14% showing deposits, 11% of black cars and 7% of white ones.
The least affected colour was green, with only 1%, so that’s clearly the color car you should go for if you want to keep it splatter-free.
Nobody knows why birds seem to like pooping on red cars more than any others although some drivers have suggested that red signifies danger which encourages the bird to let rip.
Or, of course, it could just be a statistical anomaly!