The weekly newsletter for Fed2
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EARTHDATE: March 25, 2012

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 133155:7321 - Love: So, is a univator just an elevator that only goes in one direction? Is that why workthings produce millions of tons of them daily?

Stardate: 133159:8956 - Occy: Descartes walked into a bar and the bartender asked "will you have a drink?" Descartes said "I think not" and promptly disappeared.

Stardate: 133163:8244 - Dale: Ha! I'm the first on the board today!
Stardate: 133163:8301 - Zand: Careful you don't get nailed to it

Stardate: 133181:1174 - Occy: When the presidential candidates campaign in rural areas, do they take a straw poll? When they campaign in forested areas do they give stump speeches?-

Stardate: 133189:9532 - Dale: Occy wondered why the baseball was getting bigger..... Then it hit him.

Stardate: 133190:0795 - Occy: My wife tells me I'm a skeptic - but I don't believe a word she says.-

Stardate: 133221:2731 - Billyjomikey: If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize.

Stardate: 133224:3088 - Dale: Just an FYI, A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall on Planet X. The police are looking into it.

Stardate: 133224:4649 - Snocat: It wasn't that he didn't know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls for it.

Stardate: 133239:1045 - Billyjomikey: When the musician's toupee fell into his saxophone he blew his top.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tylerutada, "does this thing work..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Snocat “anly if the wages are set...”
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tylerutada, "wages.. jeese ive just started and im gonna be in debt"

 


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