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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 131099:0813 - Hazed: Some people see things that are and ask, "Why?". Some people dream of things that never were and ask, "Why not?". Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that. - George Carlin

Stardate: 131099:3861 - Occy: I know you brought the wrong rock to our curling match, but we'll let it slide.-
Stardate: 131102:3332 - Zand: Occy, glad to see you got things ironed out.
Stardate: 131103:4192 - Zand: I wonder, is that where they got the term "clean sweep"?

Stardate: 131108:3767 - Occy: I think a job as a shoe salesmen would be your best fit.-

Stardate: 131116:9455 - Hazed: Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

Stardate: 131117:1190 - Occy: The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. Sun responded that it was just a phase.-

Stardate: 131121:0223 - Random: Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough." Groucho Marx

Stardate: 131129:6418 - Random: Atheism is a non-prophet organization. George Carlin

Stardate: 131138:2994 - Random: Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. Nikita Khrushchev

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "but enuf, time to eat this fast food stuff"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I hope it's not too fast to catch"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "If you eat snails, is that slow food?"

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