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WHAT'S BELLA GETTING UP TO NOW?

by Hazed

It's been several weeks since the code for moving mobiles was put into the game, so I figured it was about time Bella got to work on some new code to bring you all a new feature. After all, there's no shortage of improvements that need to be made to Fed DataSpace.

So I went to visit her in her luxury penthouse suite, where I found her preparing for another session in her hot tub. I swear the goddess spends most of her time in the bath - it's a wonder she hasn't developed gills!

As she poured herself a large glass of her trademark Rigellian green chili vodka - and I should point out she didn't offer me one - I asked her about her plans.

"I'm glad you asked me that, Hazed precious," she said. "I am going to spend the four days of this lovely long holiday weekend in the hot tub, contemplating the wonders of the universe."

"So no Fed work this weekend, then?" I asked.

"Sadly, no. The meditation on my handiwork in creating Fed DataSpace precludes me doing any work at all. But fear not, my little petal, next weekend is another four-day holiday and I do intend to devote every single hour of those four days to coding. Well, apart from the essential chores that cannot be neglected such as my daily soak in the hot tub, and the manicure and pedicure I have booked."

"So what, exactly, do you plan to work on next weekend - apart from your oh-so-important beauty regime, of course."

"Well, I thought the two of us should discuss that. You know how I always like to take your advice on these things. Yes, we'll talk about what I should work on, you can tell me what you think, and then I'll do exactly what I want."

With that, Bella climbed into the foaming water of the hot tub, and as an alternative to swearing at her, I contemplated using Archimedes' theory of water displacement to calculate the volume of her large green arse.

By this time next week, then, dear readers, I should know what Bella plans to do next so will be able to tell you what you have to look forward to.

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