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EARTHDATE: April 17, 2011

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 130240:9810 - Occy: I like to write "Wake Up" on my To-Do list so I can start the day off accomplishing something.

Stardate: 130253:1562 - Occy: I'm a sap for tree jokes.-
Stardate: 130253:7398 - Hazed: You wood be!
Stardate: 130254:1701 - Zand: they leaf me in sticthes
Stardate: 130255:5278 - Guido: Ha Ha, did anyone else let out a bark of laughter?

Stardate: 130261:0566 - Occy: I met a girl at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.-

Stardate: 130261:3952 - Occy: A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

Stardate: 130266:4578 - Jfour: Never trust physcians who have not had calculus, they cannot perform differentials which are integral to diagnosing an illness

Stardate: 130270:9457 - Occy: I thought I found evidence to prove the existence of mythical creatures - turned out to be another fairy tail.-

Stardate: 130278:9064 - Occy: Did you hear of the football coach trained a chicken to fly? He ended up having a personal foul for excessive aviation.-

Stardate: 130286:9211 - Occy: Did you hear about that new drug that makes people angry? It's all the rage now.-

Stardate: 130289:8767 - Dennotairn: The Ethiopian zombie runner needed to rest for three days after the Boston Marathon. Sources say he was dead tired.


QUOTE OF THE WEEK

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