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NEW CHARM ON SALE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

by Hazed

Gallagher's of Earth has unveiled its new charm to an eager crowd of expectant shoppers. Especially for Valentine's day, it is a cocoa bean, which when activated turns itself into a small piece of delicious chocolate.

Anton Gallagher demonstrated the charm to journalists, and I was one of the first to try it out. The tiny cocoa bean comes complete with some nano-machines that process it and turn it into a morsel of chocolate and I can confirm that it really is yummy. What's more, it is an endlessly renewable resource because once you eat the chocolate, the nanobots put a replacement bean in place. Never-ending chocolate, how wonderful!

The cocoa bean charm costs one slithy tove and is on sale now from Gallagher's - buy it with 'BUY COCOA BEAN'. Once you own it, you can attach it to your keyring with 'CLIP COCOA BEAN CHARM' and turn it into chocolate by squeezing it: 'SQUEEZE COCOA BEAN CHARM'. You can also try to eat it as it is, but I don't recommend it!

The previous charm, the furball, has come off the shelves, but regular readers will know that the assistant always keeps back a small supply to sell illicitly, so if you missed this charm you can still buy it for the price of two slithy toves - 'BUY FURBALL'.

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