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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 129267:9108 - Hazed: The pollen count. That's a difficult job, isn't it? - Milton Jones

Stardate: 129268:4275 - Nomad: so why do they call it "sponge bob Square pants" when he really wears rectangle pants???

Stardate: 129286:8810 - Hazed: Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen

Stardate: 129295:0374 - Occy: The fault line had a splitting headache.-

Stardate: 129325:1830 - Occy: Abstinence leaves a lot to be desired.-

Stardate: 129350:8849 - Occy: I used to be Snow White, but I drifted." - Mae West

Stardate: 129372:6504 - Occy: After the six campers were discovered missing from their tents the state police began to canvas the area.-

Stardate: 129407:0605 - Occy: The marine glue manufacturer's plans came unstuck and ended in insolvency.-

Stardate: 129441:4408 - Occy: The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar.-

Stardate: 129467:4599 - Occy: My neighbor's sprinkler is a constant irrigation to me.-

Stardate: 129484:8466 - Occy: I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.-

Stardate: 129493:1480 - Occy: Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.-

Stardate: 129537:5389 - Occy: I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.-

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vonsneider, "in"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "out"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Shake it all about"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about"

If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.

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