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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 128481:2373 - Hazed: It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. - Steven Wright

Stardate: 128485:7889 - Occy: To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. -
Stardate: 128487:4168 - Sjw: True enough Occy, but sometimes it shoots back.
Stardate: 128487:5913 - Gwashington: then that would make you the target

Stardate: 128508:2095 - Occy: Tubal ligation can get knotty, but lobotomy is a no-brainer.-

Stardate: 128509:1219 - Hazed: The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Stardate: 128510:3183 - Occy: The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Stardate: 128510:4546 - Occy: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Stardate: 128517:1302 - Occy: I got fired from my job as a software engineer. I just couldn't get with the program.-

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