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EARTHDATE: March 14, 2010

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TOP TEN WAYS TO KILL THE COMMS

by Hazed

Nomad masterminded this week's top ten, asking the players for their suggestions as to how to kill the comms. I'm not sure I want players to do this deliberately! Some of their ideas would be surefire comm killers - they made me stop typing, anyway, as my brain grappled with the most disturbing images.

So here are the players' ideas for top ten ways to kill the comms.

10. With both hands! (or equivalent appendage.)
9. Talking about gross body issues ie: toe fungas.
8. Start an alt noob and keep asking questions on the comms.
7. Ask for volunteers to test a death location, first response wins.
6. Start ranting about politics - Hazed would order you off the comms immediately!
5. Mention work ie: anyone want to haul for me?
4. Boast about how many megagroats you made today.
3. Sing the Barney song on the comms.
2. Ask for ideas for the top ten (will work every time when all the ideas are gone).
And the number one way to kill the comms is...
1. Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene...

Thanks to Nomad for compiling the top ten, and Caliban, Occy and Otamusima for their suggestions. s

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