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EARTHDATE: February 28, 2010

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TOP TEN WAYS TO GET THE SQUEEK OUT OF SQUEEKY

by Hazed

Every time Squeeky logs into Fed DataSpace he announces himself on the comms with a "Squeek!" This week the players wondered what it would take to remove that squeek, and here's the ideas they came up with, in the top ten ways to get the squeek out of Squeeky.

10. Feed it to Catspaws - if we can make her wake up long enough.
9. Use luboils on it.
8. Rig up its comm unit to send it into the sun each time it hears a "squeek".
7. Tighten up its nuts.
6. Luboils. Lots of luboils.
5. Duct tape - well, it works to fix everything else!
4. Feed it greasy cheese.
3. Take away its comm unit.
2. Run it through the trash dump so its not squeeky clean any more.
And the number one way to get the squeek out of Squeeky is...
1. Show it a picture of Arlene - the mouse will be so scared it will lose its squeek.

Thanks to Nomad who compiled the top ten, and Anthony, Caesar, Djentsch, Otamusima, Occy and Zand for their suggestions.

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