This week the players compiled the top ten on their own, knowing that I wasn't feeling very well. They chose a very appropriate subject given how many of us are suffering real life wintry weather right now. Here are their suggestions for the top ten ways to stay warm in Fed this winter.
10. |
Buy woods...burn them all winter and sell high in the spring. |
9. |
Radiate yourself on Titan (if it's not warming at least you won't need the lights on any more). |
8. |
Demote yourself to Adventurer, hoping all the running around Sol keeps you warm enough. |
7. |
Sunbathing on the sun (if you can afford the insurance). |
6. |
Have your spaceship break down in orbit around Chernobyl. |
5. |
Light a fire under Bella (this will at least keep Bella warm). |
4. |
Make a new planet named Fire with no land, just lava flows. |
3. |
Sit on the beach on Rigel 4 (if you can avoid all the riots). |
2. |
Hijack all the firewall shipments and use them to keep the heat in. |
And the number one way to stay warm in Fed this winter is... |
1. |
Cuddle up close to Arlene. (Shudders at the thought!) |